Alright, the Devil is coming to your house for dinner. You have one meal to impress him, what do you make?
>>6362778
nuggers and frenchies
We snort angel dust
deviled eggs
deviled ham
devil dogs
devil's food cake
tendies
>>6362785
That's racist.
Curried goat.
a thawed hotpocket
>>6362778
the devil is never impressed by any food.
Cockmeat Sandwich
>>6362778
A blue rare steak
Par broiled potatoes
Shrimp alfredo
A quinoa and veggie dish
German chocolate cake
>>6362870
That's some good shit. I think the Devil would appreciate that, but it'd all be in the presentation, you know?
communion wafers as a movie snack while we watch the twilight zone or something
I think he'd like the irony
>>6362870
>actually considering serving someone blue rare steak
Looks like someone's going to hell.
Lamb lollipops, purple yukon potatoes and asparagus. Chocolate creme brulee.
>>6362778
I make him a reality sandwich because fairytales aren't real.
Boiled beets and cabbage with a semen sauce.
Raw goat hearts
Lies.
>>6362778
A run for it!
Be ware of God's tests!
1 black olive with the pit inside on a small pink porcelain plate with a cigarette balanced on the side of plate, accompanied by a glass of warm water in a wine glass with 2 ice cubes.
>>6362778
coffee
English muffins with cottage cheese
>>6362778
I pass him the takeaway menu and ask what he wants.
A bowl of steamed Fiddle Heads.
>>6363267
So you plan on trying to defeat Beelzebub by shattering his glass? Brilliant.
I invite him to come early so we can cook together and while he's stirring the pasta I'll give him a reach around. That ought to impress him and save my soul for another eternity.
Steamed hams.
>>6362778
Delived clams.
>>6362778
I'd make sure to poison him with Holy water if shit hits the fan. No way am I going to hell...
Split pea soup with ham. And I would use a VERY long spoon.
>>6362778
Chicken in the bread pan, pickin' out dough
Good ole' steak & ketchup
Deep fried cosmic brownies.
>>6363490
Skinner!
>>6363490
Yeah just make sure not to show him the aurora borealis in your kitchen
>>6362778
Sketti
>>6362778
Lutefisk.
He's from hell anyway. Might as well give him a taste of home.
We'd probably skip dinner and head straight to the sodomy.
I would ask the devil what HE would like to eat. I'm sure many people would try to impress the devil, why not just make his favorite thing?
Pot brownies
>>6364552
Let's assume for the sake of argument that you called him to ask and he told you to surprise him.
Milk-braised pork shoulder.
>>6364664
I don't think you can surprise the devil...
>>6364737
Sure you can. The devil is wicked smart, but he isn't omniscient. It would bore him to know what you're going to make.
>>6362778
Oh shit I just realized I'm fresh out of souls of the damned.
Better drop by the store to pick some up
Otherwise, Deviled ham and crackers of course
filet of sole
>>6363197
I've never actually had a chocolate creme brulee that I liked. Always tasted too much like cocoa powder, and the one that didn't, the chocolate and caramelized sugar just clashed somehow.
Do you have a good recipe?
>>6362778
königsberger klopse
A hot as fuck goat and baby curry made with Carolina reaper peppers.
>>6365171
2 cups heavy cream brought to a boil add a ramikin of semi sweet chocolate chips mix well to chocolate milk separate bowl throw in 4 egg yolks ramikin of sugar whisk well. Pour hot chocolate milk slowly into egg bowl and whisk to temper the eggs and prevent cooking. Pour mixture into ramikins bake in water bath at 375 for 20 or 30 till the middle is still jiggly. Refrigerate 5 to 6 hrs. <3
Depends. Does he keep kosher?
Grilled lamb chops, marinaded in thyme, white whine, lemon juice and marjoram, served alongside lightly fried morels and a dense, fudgy rye. To drink, something very cold and refreshing. Possibly lemonade.
>>6365633
>marinaded
Surely, you mean "marinated," Anon.
>white whine
>WAAaaaaaah! Other races exist!!! WAAAAAAaaaaaah!!!
angelfood cake. then when i'm about to serve it, i'd drop it on the floor and say "well, looks like we're having... fallen angelfood cake!"
>>6365693
Groan
>>6364924
underrated post
ortolan
hot sauce in a bowl
with flamin hot cheetos and takis for dipping
>>6365693
and then he gets so pissed at your shitty joke that he sends you straight to the lake of fire
Turkey, cereal and strawberry jam on white bread.
>>6365900
dude. that's the point.
why would you want to appease satan if you didn't want to get sent to hell
>>6362778
That's easy.
Bacalao with white rice, black beans, and my world famous hot wings.
>>6365648
It was a good reply though. The devil would appreciate morels and lamb.
>>6366366
...continue.
Ratatouille
Cross buns.
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