Hello /cgl/, let's play a game!
This game is called "Post the ugliest fucking shoes you've ever seen in your entire life."
The rules are very simple; just post the ugliest pair of shoes you've ever seen in your fucking life.
They can be a pair you've seen on etsy, brando, some dumb bitch in your comm could have made them herself out of craft glue and pasta, or maybe you bought someone's storenvy shitjob in drunken frenzy.
The winner gets a spectacular secret prize!
Remember to keep it /cgl/ related!
(I won't tell if you don't)
(no don't though)
Look at these fucking beauties.
From "lolita shoes" on etsy, I give you dismembered plush toy stripper heels.
If your daddy didn't love you before, well he sure as shit won't now.
Alice and the Pirates shit these out back in 2011.
You fucking believe that?
What can you even say about this shit.
Its a fucking stiletto heel with two Wal-Mart craft kit pompoms hot glued on.
They thought this of us.
They thought this was good enough for us, you understand that?
I am angry.
I am angry because of SHOES
>>8913715
man, if it wasn't executed like moldy shit the concept isn't that bad
>>8913719
Check out shoebakery
These are clearly "inspired" by them
>>8913705
Definitely not 'ugliest', they'd be cute in a photoshoot or a circus coord
but definitely "not worth however much they were selling these for"
>>8913705
I'm just angry at how much they sell for secondhand, I love these
>>8913681
This is some Jeremy Scott type shit.
>>8913715
I can't stand any type of foods themed shoes and all their shitty knockoffs
Found this on Instagram the other day.
Do I win
>>8913901
They're tagged as kawaii and fairy kei
>>8913823
Found these in a normalfag store where I always buy shoes for cosplay. Hope that's related enough, because I just needed to share this.
![tumblr_m7ux68W5ha1r1uez8o1_500[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/LXI5oSu.gif "tumblr_m7ux68W5ha1r1uez8o1_500[1].gif")
>>8914147
>>8914152
kek
Thanks for this thread, OP. Good laughs were had so far.
>>8914147
Somehow I love these. Fuck my bad taste, must have stuck from my edgy teenager days.
This thread is gold and I love the descriptions by OP.
Here's a favourite of mine for all you lovely gulls
>>8914233
>tfw I still have a pair of these lying around, minus the ruffles
I really hope OP is the same anon who was trying to sell the OP shoes a while back in the BST thread.... and that the winner gets those shoes.
>>8913717
my mind went to tampon before it went to desserts
menstruation-kei, wear these with one of those headpieces that looks like a pad
I give you: Maxicimam pompom heels with fluffy bunny heads
>Actually really like sweet themed shoes and accessories
>Cant reason myself with the price of shoe bakery though
I wish there were a few knock offs that werent disasters
>>8914373
I hope the prize is that OP buys the winner the ugly shoes that you post
>>8914465
don't ever change Maxicimam don't ever change.
>>8914582
holy shit just noticed the file names
I'm dying.
>>8914527
shoe bakery is a disaster anyways anon.
>>8913825
Don't care fun happy day shine
>>8913672
These shoes look better on
>>8913823
NEVER get them wet.
...or feed them after midnight.
>>8913823
These. They ruin literally every coord.
>>8915632
agreed
>>8915632
they're nothing compared to Jetjs moonboots. For when you break a leg but still gotta be kawaii.
Just throw the whole fucking craft bin at it.
They want $89.99 for these.
I hope all these are /cgl/ related in some way. Jfashion is pretty broad.
Some of Irregular Choices stuff is pretty cute but some of it, well....
>>8915735
>>8915738
>>8915741
you just know that flamingo head is going to snap off and get lost somewhere
>>8915744
>>8915749
>>8915751
These are literally just furry crocs.
>>8914147
I'd wear the fuck outta those not gonna lie
>>8915632
They aren't even fucking comfortable, jesus. I own a pair from back when I did Victorian Rose Tyler from the episode with the Gelth and I was fucking hobbling by the end of the day.
>>8915808
Really? I've worn mine clubbing with vaguely Victorian goth outfits and find them super comfortable for that. Never did a full day though.
>>8915732
Jesus christ we have a winner
>>8915734
A Game Boy Color died for this sin.
At least it isn't an actual Pikachu edition.
>>8915679
I never understood these. How are these supposed to look good with anything? All their stock photos look incredibly weird and ruin their coords.
>>8915632
aw, I like these. Different strokes.
>>8915735
I actually recoiled from my screen in disgust
>>8915694
Don't hate, they go with my fit.
>>8915903
Me too. I think they look better than the JetJ boots tbqh. The brand boots look like some kind of orthopedic footwear.
I own these, they're hideous and beautiful and I love them
Though, to be fair, everything from this collection was pretty awful.
>>8915749
This was all I could think of
>>8915745
... These are perfect
>>8915745
These are sick but I don't even wanna think about how much they probably cost
>>8915732
Holy fuck
These remind me of like "do it yourself at home!" kits where some random shitty artist was chosen to make the display craft for the picture. Truly horrifying.
KICK YOUR ENEMIES
THEY'LL NEVER RISE AGAIN
>>8915694
All I can picture is them running go along with a 'FWAP FWAP FWAP' sound
>>8915253
omg #heard anon
>>8915749
When you want to be a kawaii okaasan
>>8913717
How hard is it to pipe the 'icing' on so people can tell it's not meant to resemble a pair of used tampons?
>>8915732
You just KNOW this is some furry's wet dream.
>>8915899
reminder that everything JetJ does is fucking atrocious and if you like a single thing from there you're an ita.
>>8920479
Shut your mouth you classless whore.
>>8915734
I like to think that you can just pull out the gameboy and play it, then pop it back in.
>>8920760
please go back to your hideous shoes and ugly photoshop dresses
>>8920467
And here we see Donald Trumpington toupee in its natural habitat
>>8920786
Trump's* wtf i thought my phone got it right
>>8920786
>Trumpington
lel
Someone was actually selling those things (for an Ashe cosplay, apparently)
>>8915758
Those are from an idol group called Kamen Joshi. They only wear these before and after their concerts. It's one of their signature items.
>>8915944
holy fuck please tell me how do you walk in these and what do you wear them with??
I can only imagine them as being used as a door stop, paper weight or shelf decoration
>>8920964
I've not had the chance to wear them out yet, but the answer is slowly haha. Planning to do a photoshoot with a pastel/deco Kimono coord or just something super garish and cute. I mostly bought them for decoration, they were originally£190 and I got them for £40 because they had slight damages that I fixed. I found a video of someone else wearing them https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HYRzuQiYP2k
>>8920820
all I see is shit and tinfoil.
>>8920820
These looked pretty okay in the thumbnail. Why do terrible things always look okay in thumbnails?
>>8915632
I like these, too. And find them comfy.
>>8915632
They're so overused. I didn't like them that much to start with and 90% of the time they're shoehorned into coords they don't fit.
>>8915744
I have those. Still didn't happen, only a little scratch on the head. And mind you, I'm a klutz.
There was a cringe thread from a couple weeks back that had shoes kind of like >>8913715 but with way more chocolate, and it literally looked like shit. Anybody know what I'm talking about? I wish I saved the picture.
>>8913905
>smocs and accessories
shoes aren't the only terrible choice in this photo
>>8921966
yeah I know the ones.
>>8915245
her toenails bout to rip out of those tights
>>8915745
I'm sure some furry would stick their dick in it
>>8920820
Cardboard shoes
>>8920368
Housewife-kei
>>8915701
I thought those rabbits were shiny gold turds at first
>>8914465
the pompoms look like toes
>>8915741
>pantsu shot shoes
>>8915742
this has my vote, good night.
>>8921028
Those are modeled after an Italian Renaissance courtisan/noblewoman accessory called chopines. They were meant to keep your feet/silk shoes out of horseshit and mud.
