UMARU THREAD
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This is Umaru. She's a cute hamster who likes playing and eating tasty stuff.
I will now present more images of this cute hamster!
As you can see, hamsters are wise in the ways of the world and know what's best.
As you can see, hamsters don't shy away from the important issues of our times.
Here's some further insight on hamster behavior.
Hamster likes to go bouncy-bouncy!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ii6qKfElLJA
>>2639975
https://youtu.be/adetEssKxlk
Hamsters display focus when needed.
Without neglecting their favorite food and drinks, of course.
Hamster will sip, while waiting for more posters to join.
Hamster is pleased with this thread!
What made this hamster laugh that much?
>>2640642
Onii-chan joked that he would not buy Umaru GEIMU and JUMPU until she cleaned up the poop of her hamster minions. What's even funnier is that he even sounded serious. Onii-chan is turning into quite the comedian!
>>2640827
heh...
>>2640827
Umaru recognised it's obviously a joke. Receiving GEIMU and JUMPU is unrelated to chores.
Which Umaru does anyway -through her hamster minions- because she's a good girl!
>>2641050
>that image
How does Umaru manage to sound so considerate, yet have such a smug look at the same time?
>>2641171
Go back to whatever board you come from.
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>>2641171
>>>/a/
>>2641164
Hamsters are beyond our comprehension, we've been through that again and again.
But never doubt their innate kindness!
More excited nuggets!
Despite their sedentary lifestyle, hamsters are actually quite limber.
What messages is this hamster sending?
>>2642002
SOS. Onii-chan is working. Need CHIPSU and CORA urgently.
All seemed calm and peaceful...
Then suddenly!
In the middle of the night!
>>2642901
Nuggets are nocturnal and have been known to attack unprovoked.
>>2642901
Do not feed hamsters after midnight and for the love of God don't get them wet.
>>2643005
>hamsters
>attacking unprovoked
LIES
>people badmouthing hamsters and calling them evil
>>2642002
This is one of the cuter Umaru gifs. Cute!
Nugget!
>>2643699
Here is another example of difference between humans and hamsters.
While there are occasional exceptions to this rule, in general, humans puff cheeks to display frustration and poutiness, while hamsters to do so show bliss.
Pic very much related.
>>2644607
At times, even, to seduce!
>>2644904
Have hamster mating rituals been fully documented? Or are they a mystery?
>>2645440
Never forget
>>2645303
Perhaps this visual aid may be of assistance
>>2645529
While this helps, we must find more instances of documented hamster mating to study!
>>2645443
Actually, if you watch the clip, you see the guy attacking without the hamster doing anything. The hamster then is still not angry, it's just hungry and goes to eat. And asks for GEIMU, so it just wants to play. Quite friendly. Only after much more unprovoked attacks do the hamsters strike back and show their superiority.
Conclusion. Hamster was innocent!
>>2646646
Once again, I am unsurprised by Hamster Goddess Umaru's near unrelenting kindness towards others and the willingness to give others a chance to make up for their mistakes.
>>2646976
And yet despite the overwhelming evidence, some people claim hamsters are dangerous!
How dare they!
Where does this hamster march towards?
What kind of non-anime 2d shows do hamsters like?
Would you guess they're more dc fans or marvel?
>>2648147
Umaru likes batman, since she herself has ninja training too.
Do you think Umaru is a fan of Super Sentai or other tokusatsu shows?
Why is she so curious about a chipu?
>>2648677
>How can something so small be so delicious?
>>2648677
>this chipsu is as small and floppy as onii-chan's peepee
If hamsters are nimble, how did this happen?
You're at the store, and you just picked up the last copy of GEIMU, when you see a nugget looking at you like this.
What do you do?
>>2648843
Onii-chan is a sexual beast and you know it.
>>2649193
Kneel before her and thank her for blessing me with her presence, then give it to her as a present and plead her to allow me to be her friend.
>>2649204
The nugget scoffs, saying she'll only be your friend if you can prove yourself worthy in the art of GEIMU.
(So, who is best girl in Himouto! Umaru-Chan? Why is it [spoiler]Kirie[/spoiler]?)
>>2649208
>Spoiler fail
I meant to do that...
>>2649209
Spoilers don't work on /c/
>>2649718
Uh, um, I knew that, I was just pretending, obviously! It's not like this is the second time I've tried to use spoiler on /c/ and failed!
Why are you talking to me when you could be looking at this image?!
>>2649765
Nugget Umaru's little feets are so cute.
Umaru has little feets
>>2649931
They're literally just stubs. Non-Hamster form or whatever it was called has actual, cute feet.
>hey Anon
>I kicked your ass in GEIMU
>give me that player 2 controller, you're my footrest now
What is the correct course of action?
Imagine how sexy this show would be if she was in normal form the whole time.
>>2650096
Umaru isn't for sexualizing
it's not Oreimo
>>2649208
Nugget would never do that!
Nuggets are naturally kind and generous, she'd be very grateful and give you her blessing right away.
>>2649947
I just meant her little foot stubs are cute.
>>2650246
Truth
>>2649947
>rape
What's the proper term for the lower end of a hamster's legs?
Feet?
Feets?
Footsies?
>>2650964
Wittle feets or footsie-wootsies
>>2651912
How does she scratch her belly if she's playing GEIMU that requires both hands?
I like when Umaru clings onto onii-chan like a little rat monster
>>2652251
Would Hikari be a good Imouto?
>>2652298
I was looking for this picture. I love Umaru clinging.
She's such a nugget.
What makes hamster enter punchy-punchy MODO?
Why am I alone in here?
>>2653679
Was she masturbating?
Bad hamster!
>>2653663
I'm far from the folder of our beloved hamster
nuooo
>>2653784
Hamster will play with its plushie until you can get to the folder!
an hamster ready for an arcade geimu
>>2654675
a hamster exhausted after playing too hard
What did she buy, besides GEIMU, CORA and CHIPSU?
>>2655963
sweets
We need to address the lack of hamsterposting and nuggetposting in here.
5 de umaru
>>2656385
Me on the top middle, to be quite honest.
>>2656449
You like doing the travolta?
>>2656449
>bottom right
I was completely unaware that hamsters could grow moustaches
>>2656449
me on the right
>tfw glasses guy
What did this hamster hear to make it react thusly?
>>2658342
>You cannot consume any cola or chips for 1 WHOLE DAY
>>2658342
>the sounds of her onii-chan consuming her chipsu
>>2658648
>>2658660
SCAAAWWWYY
she is cute even when something goes wrong
Hamster Mage casts Tornado on you. What do?
>>2660841
Hmm, page 9? I see... So nobody has an answer for the Deadly Hamster Tornado attack.
>>2660841
Step on hamster
>>2661111
Castah no Hamstah STRONK!
How strong are hamsters of the nugget species, exactly?
>>2661878
She has a lot of energy for sure
How can one nugget be so devious?
>>2662668
They are highly trained into the art of war
>>2662668
Whatever are you saying, anon, nuggets are not devious at all!
>>2663092
I want to believe you.
![[plotting of your doom intensifies].png](https://i.imgur.com/OIrJeeU.png "[plotting of your doom intensifies]")
>>2663092
>>2663624
I mean, it looks innocent enough. But I can't help but feel that it has ulterior motives.
>>2663625
the nugget is pure and innocent
>>2663625
how about you go nap nap and stop doubting hamsters?
>>2663830
>>2664040
Well. okay then. Promise it won't kill me in my sleep?
>>2664289
Of course, hamster will rest peacefully.
It might require cuddles though.
"Wh-what do you mean onii-chan went on a date? Onii-chan isn't allowed to go on dates!!!"
>>2664647
We shall now put the Elimin-d-8 plan in action to deal with it.
[spoiler]10 points to the anon who guesses what this is a reference to[/spoiler]
>>2664810
Evangelion's seele
>>2664647
the smallest hint to incest in Himouto! Umaru chan disturbs me
>>2664828
Baka, baka.
I was referring to the reference in "Elimin-d-8", not in the pic.
The 10 points are still available to whoever guesses it!
>>2664828
Ha it's not supposed to be a hint to incest, just that Umaru doesn't want her onii-chan spending money on anything but geimu and poteito chipsu.
>>2664828
>not wincest
keep your delusions anon
i can confirm cute hamsters
>>2664810
>Elimin-d-8
>spoiler fail
This just isn't your day, is it, Anon?
>>2665130
Shush.
Still, "plan Elimin-d-8" is still a reference to something.
10 points are still available.
No one can solve the riddle?
Only Umaru?
No one can solve the elimin-d-8 reference?
BAKAS
Wake Up
See Hamster looking down on you
Wat do?
>>2666344
go to my menial job so i can care and provide for her
this pic seems from Yotsuba&
>>2666505
do you think onii chan has this at his desk at work?
Uh-oh
Image limit reached!
We need a new home for the hamster!
