We made it bros. It's finally happening.
boom
You did get out of the money puts on index etf's, right?
>>996994
>implying tommorow isn't going to be a bloodbath
Top kek
Why should it crash?
>>997011
because it's black Monday tomorrow.
Is AMD a buy for Christmas?
>>996998
I'm not implying that it won't. I have no idea what will happen. I suspect the market will be tame Monday in anticipation of the fed's decision on interest rates this week. But, yeah no idea what will happen. I just thought I missed something because of the old chart.
If anyone here on this vietnamese cave drawing connoisseur board had actual faith in a coming crash, you would have proof of shorting literally everything.
>>997033
I'll be holding 2x short on S&P at 1850, but other than that I haven't done any trades for like 3 years.
I think we might be at the point where the FED can't call another bluff.
Raise rates and we're fucked
Don't raise rates and everyone will have lost confidence we will ever get raised rates, and I don't think markets can last on their own without more QE to keep it up
>>996998
Oh god I hope it takes A HUGE SHIT everywhere over everyone and everything. I want it to just SHIT all down n' down the chart. I want it to be blood red diarrhea shit stained.
>>997020
Sure
>>997402
>TFW nothing will ever shit on northeastern housing prices...until I buy in.
comfy as fuck
Asia is down but the NY futures are all still in positive territory. Guess we'll have to wait until Monday.
We are entering a deflationary collapse 1930's style
If you have lots of debt, you're fucked. If you don't, you're fucked.
>>997615
I have 0$
The fuck is a black monday
>less than 1k debt
>no money in stocks
>roughly 20K net worth w/ assets (poor fag tier, but not debt slave tier)
>can roughly understand business speak
the fuck is black monday. Is the fed finally going to admit the market is a sham?
My mom found 1k dollars in a bag today. Will it be useless soon or what?
>>997020
AMD is a buy for autism. There are thousands of stocks traded on the NASDAQ and NYSE. Look at one with more promise than a Taiwanese micro-spaceheater dealership.
>implying it's not built in
I hope so because I'm looking for a chance to buy in.
>>997665
A wild gen x appears.
>>997657
Yes, anon. Give them to me, you wont need them.
>>997622
You're fucked
It won't happen. You /pol/tards are pathetic just because your life is shit doesn't mean everyone should be as well. Go fuck a cactus.
>>996644
nice proof faggot
>>997518
IT'S HAPPENING
>>997740
I'm starting contributions to my 401(k) in January. I hope the Market is down 10,000 points this week. I'll be a fucking millionaire by the end of 2016.
>>997775
>market
>making new high in our lifetime
>ever
Good luck with that bro
>>997779
the market broke all time high records just this year. this is a dip, and even if it's a crash, it will rebound. If it doesn't rebound, my retirement doesn't matter anyway because it's innawoods time.
It's a win-win investment.
>>997740
Literally nothing
See you all at 500 points.
http://www.thestreet.com/story/13387842/1/why-the-dow-jones-industrial-average-could-begin-a-70-decline-in-the-next-few-weeks.html
>>997781
Oh it's a dip from hell, but the ghost of 08 won't be visiting anytime soon. Once this dip happens, I'd hang on tight for another bull run. Should buy now, as this is going to be the last real sale for awhile.
>>997874
If it hits 500 I'm taking the biggest loan I can get my hands on and going all in. Sale of the century.
Disruptions like this are an opportunity for us plebs to buy good stock and other assets at firesale prices, get ready but be careful.
Look at both the dotcom bubble and housing bubble as case studies, the dotcom bubble took from August 2000 to September 2002 to hit rock bottom while the housing bubble only took from October 2008 to February 2009, there were points after the dotcom bubble that looked as though the market had recovered but really it would be 5 years until the market was that high again.
http://finance.yahoo.com/echarts?s=%5EGSPC+Interactive#{"range":"10y","allowChartStacking":true}
Also in each example there was a clear crisis taking place, I am not aware of any (significant) crisis taking place at the moment. We just seem to be at the end of a long bull market and the government is taking predictable measures.
>>997940
Why not lower? 400 is easy
>>997933
Buy what? How can I make some money out of this meme?
>>996644
please please pleeeaassee fall hard.
i'm not getting my hopes up though :(
>>997955
I'm pretty young and so only have patchy memories of both the aforementioned events, but wasn't the main thing with both of them a general conviction that prices couldn't keep getting higher?
B-be gentle desu
>>997955
>I am not aware of any (significant) crisis taking place at the moment.
denbts
>>998133
also
migrant crisis
housing crisis
ISIS crisis
>>998135
also
fiat crisis
>>997940
It's so perfect that all the dumb goys believe this
