Hi /biz/
I'd like to speculate on the ISIS economy growing over the next few years, I decided the best way to do this short of getting into the ISISX (Islamic State International Stock Exchange) is to buy and hold ISIS currency. Where can I do this? Is it as simple as going to the bank and placing a currency order?
>>993800
FBI plz go.
>>993800
Im in OP, shorting their currency that is
>>993807
US war bonds?
just buy lockheed martin stock
>>993800
nice try NSA. go work on actually wiping these evil psychopaths off the face of the planet instead of hanging out on an anime website to see if they have any operatives here you fat lazy bitch.
>>993800
Actually, ISIS manages all its regional budgets and pays all its salaries in USD
Listen to this radio show on the subject, it's fascinating:
http://www.npr.org/sections/money/2015/12/04/458524627/episode-667-auditing-isis
short EUR/USD
If I could, I'd SO get one of each IS coin. They look pretty cool.
>>993852
I was born too late for the reichsmark train. This is the collectors item of our generation
You'd expect a newly formed country to have a picture of its territory on the back of its most expensive coin. Putting the whole world not only means you missed the chance to leave behind statements of "oh look that there is a place in the middle east so it means that there is an actual country" but it actually works against you by making you look fucking foolish. What the fuck is ISIS thinking?
>>994095
They plan on expanding their territory. In their minds, putting an area on there only makes it look outdated soon.
>>994143
I mean sure you can put the whole of the middle east and throw in egypt and the balkans for kikz and luls and that would still be a greater expansion than even their fucking prophet managed but yeah, you might be right, probably depicting the whole world on that coin will be outdated soon. Mars is rightful clay, they say the prophet flew there on a donkey so ISIS was there before Matt Damon.
>>994095
ISIS is trying to take over the world.
Thus the world is their territory.
How new are you to life?
>>993800
I thought devout Muslims weren't supposed to make graven images and so those non-geometric images on their currency would be heresy.
>yfw ISIS doesn't actually exists
>yfw it's just a meme designed to ease us into the happening
>>995182
>mfw isis is a meme
>mfw isis is
>isisis