I have $1400 saved up. I am new to the spend money to make money

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2015-12-07 05:02:28 Post No. 987748
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Anonymous 2015-12-07 05:02:28 Post No. 987748 [Report]

I have $1400 saved up. I am new to the spend money to make money thing. Should i keep it legal or illegal? Both? What are some good ways to get started in investing.

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Anonymous 2015-12-07 05:05:13 Post No.987753
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Anonymous 2015-12-07 05:05:13 Post No.987753 [Report]

>>987748
Invest in classified ads selling your dick sucking services.

But in all seriousness, make sure you have at least six months of living expenditures saved up first. Then begin to invest in dick sucking enterprises.

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Anonymous 2015-12-07 05:17:43 Post No.987778
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Anonymous 2015-12-07 05:17:43 Post No.987778 [Report]

>>987753
You forgot about knee pads, they go great with such a lucrative business model.

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Anonymous 2015-12-07 05:18:48 Post No.987779
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Anonymous 2015-12-07 05:18:48 Post No.987779 [Report]

>>987748
Bitcoin no seriously

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Anonymous 2015-12-07 05:23:49 Post No.987784
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Anonymous 2015-12-07 05:23:49 Post No.987784 [Report]

>>987779
Lel

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Anonymous 2015-12-07 06:36:14 Post No.987856
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Anonymous 2015-12-07 06:36:14 Post No.987856 [Report]

>>987748
Two words.

BUY. GOLD.

Thank me later.

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Anonymous 2015-12-07 07:24:08 Post No.987875
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Anonymous 2015-12-07 07:24:08 Post No.987875 [Report]

>>987779
>>987753
>>987856

How original. I am sure people read that and we're like "how funny, I have never read that before"

1.4k isn't enough to see any notable returns without a lot of risk OP. See if you can take that money and turn it into a small business. I suggest legal, but it's your life.

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Anonymous 2015-12-07 11:31:36 Post No.987970
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Anonymous 2015-12-07 11:31:36 Post No.987970 [Report]

put that 1.4k into bitfinex, go margin long 3x.

Watch it turn into 2.5k in 2 weeks.

ezpz

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Anonymous 2015-12-07 11:32:46 Post No.987971
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Anonymous 2015-12-07 11:32:46 Post No.987971 [Report]

$1,400 isn't even an emergency fund. Keep trying.

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Anonymous 2015-12-07 20:07:11 Post No.988516
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Anonymous 2015-12-07 20:07:11 Post No.988516 [Report]

>>987748
Bitcoin
Gulden
Gold
Silver

wait 5 years be a millionaire

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Anonymous 2015-12-08 00:25:55 Post No.988853
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Anonymous 2015-12-08 00:25:55 Post No.988853 [Report]

>>987748

I dunno OP, invest in some new Colorodo startup weed businesses. In one or two years a few of those companies are going to skyrocket.