Users of /biz/, you have 5 minutes to come up with a strategy that will net you $500 a day.
What is your strategy?
>Sucking dicks or pimping someone out to suck dicks for you are not allowed. We will assume that you suck dick in your spare time, free of charge.
rent out your asshole
>>986808
>We will assume that you suck dick in your spare time, free of charge.
your mother sure does. she also takes dick in the ass like a wild bitch LMAO.
>>986808
day trade meme stocks with ~10k starting capital
>>986808
put $ 6 083 333 bucks into the S&P 500
Daytrade blue chips.
>>986808
Sell shit on commission. $500/day may be a bit high though.
>>986808
Buy one bitcoin every day.
Go to work 18x8 hours a month. Actually I earn more than just 500 net a day.
>>986854
So what do you do, work for one week straight with no breaks, then chill for 3 weeks?
be a plumber or electrician or really anything that can provide service labor
start flat rate pricegougeing
Buy 138,258 shares of Coca-Cola. They pay out $1.32 a share in dividend annualy.
>Get $182,500.56 worth of dividends.
> That averages to $500 a day.
Now to come up with a plan to get about $6 million to buy those shares.
Daytrade ETFs
>>986812
This, glory holes is the way to go
>get loan
>build luxury brothel
>make others suck dicks
