Call Putin and tell him you have 50 bucks but he has to pay interest

>>971472
Idk buy shares in arms and heavy industry?

>>971472
buy jew gold

>>971472
Invest in kneepads those dicks of your soon to be russian overlords won't suck themselves!
Being real here op if ww3 actually starts its gonna go nuclear and then we're gonna be fucked, your biggest concern would be hoping that you don't get nuked not making money.

>>971489
This is not a funny meme

>>971472
>buy EUR
>buy CHF
>buy gold
>buy bitcoin
>buy uranium
>hold onto it for like 2 years
>sell everything
>enjoy your 500% ROI

>>971499
>buy euros
Shiggy

>>971482
xDDDDD

>>971491
It's not a meme m8 if you suck 10 dicks a day at $10 dolllars a suck 7 days a week 52 weeks a year then that's $36,400 a year. If you assume that it takes on average 5 minutes to suck a dick then each day you're only working 50 minutes or 303.333... hours a year. That's a $120 dollar an hour job where you only have to suck 3640 dicks a year. That's some serious cash m8 and you should consider it. I'm not joking around.

>>971482
i am considering this