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1 minute 2016-07-17 02:57:17Post No. 1386400
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1 minute Anonymous 2016-07-17 02:57:17 Post No. 1386400 [Report]

Tell me your elevator pitch /biz/.

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Anonymous 2016-07-17 03:04:33 Post No.1386412
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Anonymous 2016-07-17 03:04:33 Post No.1386412 [Report]

>>1386400
I am the one who receives the elevator pitches. Or I would if I didn't travel exclusively in private elevators. Seems to me this thread would be better suited to >>>/r9k/

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Anonymous 2016-07-17 03:15:09 Post No.1386417
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Anonymous 2016-07-17 03:15:09 Post No.1386417 [Report]

"I'm gonna fuck your wife"

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Anonymous 2016-07-17 03:16:31 Post No.1386418
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Anonymous 2016-07-17 03:16:31 Post No.1386418 [Report]

>>1386412

fuck off is this the only way you can get people to reply to you

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Anonymous 2016-07-17 03:18:49 Post No.1386422
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>>1386400
I want to start a food truck business in the south. It will be operated by illegal immigrants for less than minimum wage. They will only operate during lunch hours around construction areas, guaranteeing hungry construction worker customers and no idle employees.

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Anonymous 2016-07-17 03:21:08 Post No.1386425
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Anonymous 2016-07-17 03:21:08 Post No.1386425 [Report]

>>1386400

You provide the kneepads, i will do the rest

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Anonymous 2016-07-17 03:34:02 Post No.1386443
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>>1386400

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Anonymous 2016-07-17 05:21:15 Post No.1386596
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Anonymous 2016-07-17 05:21:15 Post No.1386596 [Report]

>>1386400
I come to the hiring manager with kneepads in hand.

Me: "Eyo, wanna buy some burgerz?"

Them: "W-what."

Me: "Lemme suck your dick."

Starting $250,0000 any job I want.

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Anonymous 2016-07-17 05:23:52 Post No.1386598
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Buy low
>sell high