So, I had an idea for beer companies to profit enormously from. It seems to be a prerogative of everyone involved with Islam, to be an intolerant, tight-arsed cunt who can't sit back and relax every once in awhile because "no, no, some giant Gamecube and a book with moon runes told me not to."
What's the solution, you may ask? Well, it's simple.
Halal beer.
Get a beer company to start making amusing and convincing advertisements that the alcohol these stuck-up Muslims is drinking is actually "halal" and that it's okay to stop being a cunt once in awhile, and that's a market of BILLIONS OF PEOPLE they can tap into.
Really makes you think.
Calling something halal doesn't make it halal.
Are you retarded?
>>1386342
muslims arnt allowed to drink alcohol.
>>1386349
My post is halal. How does that make you feel?
Yes OP,
What could those Muslim clerics possibly do to stop you?
>>1386361
>muslims
>following islamic rules
>>1386366
If they aren't following the rules then calling it halal won't make a difference.
If they are, they aren't drinking alcohol.
OP's plan is like trying to sell bacon to Jews by stamping a star of david on each strip.
>>1386365
Clerics can only cast defensive spells, so I'll just hand them a halal beer I brewed and they can either accept it or grumble in frustration.
>>1386373
>Clerics can only cast defensive spells
http://www.d20srd.org/srd/spells/inflictCriticalWoundsMass.htm
>start making amusing and convincing advertisements that the alcohol these stuck-up Muslims is drinking is actually "halal"
Are you 12, or 15? Seriously, I'm getting fucking sick of the blatant underage posting. The word 'retarded' doesn't seem to be enough to express how dumb some posts are anymore.
>>1386372
>OP's plan is like trying to sell bacon to Jews by stamping a star of david on each strip
>>1386377
>The word 'retarded' doesn't seem to be enough to express how dumb some posts are anymore.
And yet, there are one billion people who worship a guy who fucked his nine-year-old wife. Crazy fucking world, hey?
>>1386383
Firstly you don't even know what you're insulting which is of no surprise being underage as fuck, he's a messenger he's not worshiped. Secondly, what does that have to do with your children's idea akin to 'print more money and be rich'? Some people worship a warlord pedo, a bronze-age Palestinian, Emperor Selassie, a fat Asian guy, what does that have to do with your dumb shit, unless you're just stating you're another kind of idiot.
Please don't visit this site anymore. I'm sure you have some homework to do right now.
>>1386342
Why don't we just call the brand "Halal"
You get both dumb muslims, and rednecks who want to insult the buttfucker prophet.
>>1386386
I know you are upset, but please, for the sake of your family, DO NOT, I repeat, DO NOT blow yourself up. You have so much to live for, I know you feel upset, but it's better to just take a deep breath, and let it out. Eat a bacon sandwich, and drink some beer, it will calm you down nice and quickly.
>>1386390
I'm an American atheist. I know you're coming to 4chan to try and e-toughen up, but seriously fuck off back to Plebbit or 9fag. I want you cunts dead.
>>1386386
>a bronze-age Palestinian
Jesus lived in the iron age.
>a fat Asian guy
The Buddha was Indian and he was an ascetic.
>>1386386
>>1386390
>>1386401
So uh... I take it nobody likes my idea, then?
>>1386342
this is a great idea, considering Muslims are mostly stupid it will work for at least initially
>>1386342
Watch them blow up your distilleries when they find out.
Legally, couldn't you declare yourself grand imam or whatever their pope equivalent is and make up rules on what is halal?
>>1386523
Why would they listen to someone who hasn't even committed the entire Quran to memory?
>>1386342
Alcohol isn't halal and there are just a few instances where the Muslim world turns a blind eye for the sake of custom.
People joke a lot about extremists trying to hurt you or damage your property, but if you try this in any eastern country especially as a westerner something bad will happen to you.
>>1386523
>white guy declares himself pope of all muslims. tells all muslims to drink his halal beer. muslims dont lynch him
>>1386342
Except that the followers of this particular religion are among the most devout you can find.
If you really want them to drink beer, you'd have to make it alcohol-free. That's just fucking soda.
You're a fuckin idiot, it's specifically prohibited to drink in islam, and no amount of marketing is going to change that.
>>1386378
>implying that jews across the world don't have bacon and eggs for sunday brunch
Good goy, you've bought into the myth of the observant Jew.
>>1386372
>OP's plan is like trying to sell bacon to Jews by stamping a star of david on each strip.
>>1386473
I like it, it probably won't work. But at least you're thinking in the right way.
