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>>1372722
Wait until after financial crash, buy the dip of the S&P.
Buy nxt
Invest it into Africa
>>1372738
Can you get into this more specifically please?
>>1372739
>investing in niggers
Do you really want to be poor?
>>1372742
I was just curious.
Buy bonds, and then retire.
>>1372722
i would cum
>>1372722
Assuming you can get 5% in dividends from stocks/funds you can get 3 500 000*0,05=175 000$/year. 175 000$ a year is enough to quit as a wageslave.
>>1372832
yeah why not, just buy a whole shitload of shell stock and live on that 6.67%. they're bound to go up in value eventually too, i think at least
>>1372722
Continue doing everything exactly the same.
Invest a small portion of it and sit on the rest.
Anything other than this is retarded:
https://youtu.be/eikbQPldhPY
All in on Trumpcoin
index funds and live off the dividends
>>1372722
Invest 2.5m, sit on 1m in a savings account, and 12 revolving CD's and see how I'll owe the tax man the first proper year.
Then probably invest in an education, and a couple houses from there.
>>1372722
buy monero
>>1373116
This is the only correct answer.
>buy house ($500-800k)
>buy a few cars ($200k)
>invest the rest
>live the neet life until the day I die
Two chicks at the same time man
>>1372742
>Invest in Africa is a bad idea
So why's China doing it?
>>1373369
You're not thinking big enough, it's 3 and a half million dollars dude. You could have THREE chicks.
>>1372722
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xdfeXqHFmPI
>>1373435
MA NIGGA, nothing beats watching two chicks queering off while getting your benis sucked by the third.
VOO
Have the time of my life for a year that eventually ends in me dying or kill myself when the money runs out
>>1372722
Reinvest.
>>1373008
>that vanguard product placement
idk
Not even sure what to do with the money i have.
>>1372726
This is really one of a few acceptable answers.
You could also wait for the inevitable real estate crashes coming to the coasts of the US, and parts of Europe, but that requires a lot more specialized knowledge.
buy a small apartment and live off the interest.
>>1372726
And how do you store your money until then?
Banks will seize your money for a bail in.
>>1373821
use it to buy extravagant amounts of gold, jewelry, and precious stones
put them all in a big chest and bury them under an X on a deserted island
>Buy 3 bedroom house relatively close to the city for $800k
>Rent rooms to friends to pay for maintenance costs
>start investment fund with $1mil
>lock up $1mil in fixed term bank account and accrue interest
>start long term investments with $600k
>keep $100k liquid for emergencies/play money
>>1372722
Put it a steady income (dividends) fund that will get you like 4-5% on income, after tax you will be grabbing nearly a k a year from passive income.
Sit there and do a job you love.
Or, you buy a house(s) in wealthy areas so you don't have to worry about bad tenants when you rent them out.
>>1372722
I'd move closer to work so I could spend more time there.
>>1372722
Real estate, somewhere to live and 3-5 properties to rent out.
1.5 million spread out in stable investments, stay away from euros.
>>1373388
Hopefully they are working on a new mass cleansing.
>>1373116
Yeah this.
I would probably swing trade a little of it and diversify a little too.
>>1374222
>Interest
You is dumb
Budget hookers and cocaine.
>>1373388
geo-politics and expanding the Chinese sphere of influence
