get an extremely realistic quick time lapse sim.

heres my favorite.


http://www.roninsoft.com/wsraider.htm

No, fuck off.

Come back when you have (a) a steady income (salary or wage), (b) at least $3000 to invest for 5 years or longer, and (c) a fully-funded cash emergency fund of at least 3 months typical living expenses.

>Protip: this and this alone should be the /biz/ sticky

long Btc, sell when it hits 665 cause that's resistance right now. When it breaks that in the next couple of weeks at 670, long again.

Short ETH in a week or so or whenever the time limit is up for the DAO hacker decision

https://whaleclub.co/join/CiCCMS

Do it there cause the spreads are good right now and probably the most straight forward exchange when it comes to leverage trading.

>>1371786
1000$ is a very good amount of money to get started in penny stocks. Penny stocks can bring you a shitload of money fast but never forget that it can make you lose money if you're not careful and you can even be in debts.
Search about it

>>1371786
>>1371790
Or open a (practice) account on drive wealth.

The practice acc. gives you 10k to invest.

They have a decent mobile app too, it's like rh that you can use anywhere.

The stocks are virtually memeless though, so you wont see options like mgt or gxy.

>>1371786
Wow.
You're a brave one, coming here for advice.

>>1371786
30 year Japanese bonds.

>>1371790
Mein investor.