>tfw you need a +100,000% return on a $1000 investment to make a $1,000,000
>tfw buying and holding the stock market only gives you a 5% annualized return after inflation...
This is when you get a job or start a business
go back to /r9k/
>>1371488
Also you only need a 1000% return on your $1000
>>1371488
>invest in cryptocoins
>fucking 1k to 1M real quick.
>>1371497
When multiplying numbers like that just add the zeros together
1000 * 1000 is 1,000,000
>>1371493
You're technically right, but I'm thinking in terms of price change of a stock going to the moon
(1+(100,000%/100))*$1000 ~ $1 million
>>1371488
that's why it's better to invest $50,000 instead of $1,000
50,000 * 1,000 = 50,000,000
50,000 * 100 = 5,000,000
50,000 * 10 = 500,000
>>1371502
>(1+(100,000%/100))*$1000 ~ $1 million
>>1371502
Literally what are you writing retard, no wonder you're a NEET
Think through it logically.
1000 * 10 = 10,000
So 1000 * 100 = 100,000 (Hmmm ONE THOUSAND, times one hundred... hmmm that gives us one hundred thousand)
1000 * 1000 = 1,000,000
Notice how the zeros add up in the product, retard?
>>1371488
In real terms, you should be making ~10% in real terms with stock, annually.
/biz/ - Business & Finance
>>1371516
>implying that $100 going up to $200 is a 2% return (200/100 =2)
No you stupid nigger
this is a quality thread
>>1371546
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=what+is+100000%25+of+1000
if you still don't get it consider kys
2 words
QUARTERLY
DIVIDENDS
>>1371494
>invest in shitcoins
>lose $1k
also . your investment isn't just 1k
cuz u should be throwing in at least 100
every month.
so please revise your formula to include
the rent your money earns, and the money you will be adding monthly.
i wrote one in javascript if you will give me some time to find where i saved it.
http://seekingalpha.com/article/3984514-high-dividend-investing-winners-losers-opportunities-following-brexit-vote
// init = initial investment lump sum , in your case 1k
// reup = is how much more u invest monthly
// yrs = is how many years you want to calculate for
// div= is the dividend amount of the company you bought
// this formula assumes the market will grow 14% a year
function calculate(init,reup,yrs,div){
div = div * 4 * yrs ;
init = init + reup + div * 12 * yrs *14 ;
return init ;
}
calculate(1000,100,10,10); // this is an example, u can change the numbers acorndingly.
// i just slapped this 2gether, let me know if theres any problmes with it
>>1371614
673100
^
is the answer that formula spits out for the computer illiterate.
>>1371488
Hey what's up its chad
Today I put all of my money into bitcoin
I Just did a large dose of dmt
I am singing
ITT: /biz/ learns math
>>1371614
>let me know if theres any problmes* with it
not to be anal, but you forgot ; after } ;)
/biz/ is so wise. Well, it would be if it could figure out how math and interest work. ITT more laughs than anything on /b/ today.
function calculate(init,reup,yrs,div){
div = div * 4 * yrs ;
reup = reup * 12 * yrs
init = init + div + reup *14 ;
return init ;
}
calculate(1000,100,10,10);
169400
169400/12
14116.666666666666
14116/10
1411.6
yea the equation was wrong. sorry , like i said i just threw it 2gether. i guess op should do suicide .
>>1372440
calculate(200,200,19,14);
639664
calculate(100,200,18,12);
605764
605764/12
50480.333333333336
50480/18
2804.4444444444443
still. if u stick to simple good habits, you should be more than comfortalbe by the time you are too old to work hard, with a very modest amount of money.
>>1372445
just make sure u pick good companies with nice dividends, honestly , i think in the next 10 years teh market will deliver much better than 14% but thats just my cyclical, post 10 year + recession optimism.
>>1372440
fuck off autist. If you invest 1000 in a stock it needs to go up 100,000% in order to become 1,000,000. its that simple.
Holy fucking shit you're all god damn retarded.
/biz/ is a fucking joke.
Do you actually think when it says +100% next to a stock or crypto that it's value has been multiplied by 100 in the last 24 hours? Is this board populated by children??
>>1371572
Yeah. I can imagine some here reaching retirement thinking they'll be fine and then the look on their faces when they realise they only have a tiny fraction of what they require.
>>1372448
um......
yea. okay dimwit. keep adding zeros 2 the back of shit and see how far that gets u in business.
>>1372449
Do you suck your moms dick with that mouth?
>>1373274
the actual formula is more complex and requires and interator, 2 account for the growth per year . i will try 2 put it 2gether , but im obviously no math genius >.< so give me a sec and be eazy on me, if i wasn't working it out on this board, i wouldn't be doing it at all :p
>>1373287
not that i find those figures wildly unrealistic. based on projections for the markets growth. but
i'd like 2 not be held accountable for bullshit math.
>this
>thread
hope u dont mind. b3for i finish this im gonna catch up on some episodes of shark tank.
in the meantime, u can try it urself,
http://www.quirksmode.org/js/state.html
>>1371530
Can you not convert percent into decimal and vice versa?
>>1373311
no one got it yet?
im almost there, even tho im in the middle of something.
This board is complete shit
You could get better financial advice on /r9k/
>/biz/raelis can't into maths.
>This thread is fucking gold.
>>1373411
hmm?
did u finish the formula for me?
>>1373411
ur gonna wanna be doing something like this.
so that u can manipulate and redefine the amount of capital per dividend yield.
its not necessarily as simple as just pre algebra
http://www.2ality.com/2011/04/iterating-over-arrays-and-objects-in.html
>>1371530
200/100 = 2.0
1.0 is 100%
So 2.0 is a 200% return. U plum fucker
>>1373466
just gonna go 2 bed and leave this here till 2 morrow, maybe good will hunting will beable 2 solve it b4 me ;)
>tfw if you get 4% annual returns after inflation for 40 years, your investment will only be worth nearly five times as much
man what is the point, if you invest your extra income over your entire life it's only going to maybe double or triple. What is one million compared to three in your 70s. There's no becoming rich through patience and frugality. Might as well enjoy it when you get it
>>1371512
cross multiply and divide you fucking faggot
>>1373949
said no wealthy individual ever.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qurdyOJFj2Q
>>1373989
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lnR1hmFsVkE
>>1373466
function calculator(stock,div){
stock = stock * .15 + stock;
div = div * .15 * 4 + div ;
var output = stock + div ;
return output
};
calculator(10,.10);
// = 11.66
// so there is a calcuator for finding the expected dividend yeild of 1 particular stock over one year .....
>>1374165
function calculator(stock,div){
stock = stock * .15 + stock;
div = div * .15 * 4 + div ;
var output = stock + div ;
return output
};
calculator(11.66,.10);
13.569
calculator(13.569,.10);
15.76435
// if u were so inclined u could re calculate manually year after year as shown, but i will try 2 make an automated calculator, that also includes, the years passed, and your re up amount . ofc that can be done manually with this simple calculator, i will complete the sophisticated calculator thusly purely for the challenge and skills/mastery acquired .
>>1374170
i excluded the first year..
hear. as u can see the rent on the money from the dividends and reinvestment is nothing 2 sneeze at
calculator(10,.10);
//11.66 year one
calculator(11.66,.10);
//13.569 year 2
calculator(13.569,.10);
//15.76435 year 3
>>1374173
you can imagine , if you were 2 move the decimal place a space or 2 the right indicating a 10 times larger investment .
>>1371488
So reinvest the profits each year.
Keep buying good American stocks, fortune 500 companies. It's the only way to win OP, even if it's slow going.
>>1374170
>i will complete the sophisticated calculator thusly
it may take me a while tho . ur welcome to try in my stead.
>>1374179
/// here we get into fuckin with arrays.
function calculator(years){
var eyears = new Array(years)
eyears[0] = 'zero'
eyears[1] = 'one'
eyears[2]= 'two'
eyears[3]= 'three'
eyears[4]= 'four'
eyears[5]= 'five'
eyears[6]= 'six'
eyears[7]= 'seven'
eyears[8]= 'eight'
eyears[9]= 'nine'
eyears[10]= 'ten'
eyears[11]= 'eleven'
return eyears[years]
}
calculator(3);
/// returns 'three'
heres a start...
