Things to do once I get rich:
Convince my father to suicide.
Torture my uncle and see him rage out like a 5 year old till he breaks and gets genuinely scared of everything.
Get away with all this.
Find a qt 3.14 six year old girl for my mother.
Cure my brother of autism.
Rule the entertainment industry
Rule the material resource industry.
Take control of a third world country and fix it.
Rule over the world with my philosophy full of standards.
Promote biology over technology.
Change the school and education system.
Buy kneepads
>>1367901
People like you don't get rich.
>>1367901
>buy a house in the woods away from people
>have guns and shoot them whenever i feel like it
>have private gym to work out in alone
>have great internet tho i can't live without it
>>1367901
>Have my arch nemesis kidnapped and sedated continuously for like 1-2 years
>During this time have him undergo sexual reassignment surgery.
.Once he's a woman, fuck him, then have him cleaned up to scrub all of my dna off of him.
>Have him dressed up like a prostitute and dumped in an alley in NYC.
>Enjoy paging through the file of pictures of his transformation and release while clutching a goblet of port wine.
>One by one, toss pics into fireplace as I sit in my recliner; Light up cigar and signal my henchmen to execute everyone involved.
>Buy a nice condo, no more than 300k. Nothing fancy, I just want a place I can have a dog and I don't want to mow any lawns.
>Get into woodworking and make some furniture. Not for the money, but for the love of the skill and art of it.
>Donate some time at a community center or maybe do some work for a church. I want to do something worthwhile with my extra time and not just run on a treadmill.
>Put myself out there and find someone who I can share some new experiences with. Try to avoid gold diggers, though.
>Hopefully leave something for my children. Not alot though. They need enough to help them become who they can be and not just spend my money.
> Die happy? I can dream right?
>take down all the companies that are exploiting the population
>reform the education system so that it allows people to find and pursue their passions
>host retreats so that people can connect with their inner spirit via meditation or psychedelics
>live in the mountains and hang glide everywhere with a katana strapped to my back ready to fuck shit up at any time
>Buy a penthouse in my countries biggest city
>drop half a million on clothes
>go out and find vapid gold diggers
>bring them back to my place
>Fuck them
>repeat steps 3-5
>Give my boys cushy office jobs
>make sure my dad and my sister never have to work again
>>1367901
>get more rich
>>1367901
Good luck with all that! *Jerry Seinfeld voice*
>>1367901
>buy a loft downtown Dallas, Chicago, DC, or New York
>do more research on companies and stocks and shit and keep investing
>probably get a part-time job to keep myself busy or start a philanthropy group to help out inner-cities
A nice cozy big city life is what I want.
>>1368340
>floyd mayweather
>>1368546
That's basically every African Americans dream ever to be fair
I literally lifted "give my boys office jobs" directly from a Dr Dre song
>>1368415
>Picked Dallas like 1/2 hour before chimpout
Ya dun goofed
>>1367901
How exactly do you plan to get rich?
>philanthropy, for the honest pleasure of actually helping people...
>run for elected office
>try to do actual good during this time, try to get classic liberal policies passed.
>try to run for head of party/state
>after dabbling in politics go back to making cash money
I wanna have power and influence. I want my name to mean something
>>1367901
>Cure my brother of autism.
Maybe you should cure yourself first
>Rule the material resource industry.
>Take control of a third world country and fix it.
>Rule over the world with my philosophy full of standards
And the poor lad suffers from delusions too! How sad
>>1368865
The guy who wants to buy the condo is the most realistic one here.
Buy and build nukes and then destroy the world
>>1367901
If a get a million dollars
>retire on the spot
>pursue personal goals
>max out charity deductions on income tax
>give it all to charity the moment I die.
100 million
>live a lavish lifestyle while retired
>run some businesses just for sake of pride
>spend a ton of money on larger charity projects
>encourage other rich people to not contribute to political causes by matching a few percent of their donations to charities of their choice, as long as they aren't political in nature
>give larger percentages to people who donate more or have consistently not donated to political causes
>this way, they spend less money funding campaigns and more money fixing the problems directly
>leave wealth in a trust fund to do good after I am gone
for about 10 billion dollars
>same things on a larger scale
>especially the charity-encouraging stuff
>leave an even more massive trust fund after I die
>fit it with a rudimentary utilitarian AI that fires, hires and promoters fund managers/fund distributors based on merit and moral excellence
Around the 1-trillion mark, shit gets serious
>distribute the ownership and management of capital to a large degree in an effort to end poverty
>the 800 billion leftover goes into a trust fund to discourage monetary sabotage of democracy worldwide
>pay rich people and potential future rich people some constant amount of money, but they have to sign a contract which says they will never influence a democratic election using money, and will allow particular standards of media coverage for any outlets that they own.
100 trillion
>support georgism in a small nation as a trial case
>completely fund the transformation, so we don't have to rob current land-owners
>alternatively, give my 100 trillion in its totality to compensate landowners in a larger nation for a portion of their georgized natural resources
10 quadrillion
>fund international georgism largely out of my own pocket
>end poverty forever
>leave massive trust fund to grow until needed
>>1367901
Have my own private den full of girls with gigantic tits that voluntarily do nothing all day but get high and drugged up untill it's time to fuck.
>>1367901
Distribute vapes to everyone in the USA so we can literally be a vape nation
>>1367901
>Convince my father to suicide.
>Torture my uncle and see him rage out like a 5 year old till he breaks and gets genuinely scared of everything.
>>1368295
jesus, what did he do to piss you off so much
90 million is all I need to reinvent the /co/ /v/ /mu/ /lit/ entertainment industry. I'd finally make some genuinely intelligent and imaginative content.
looking through this thread reaffirms my belief to never take any advice from this board
>>1368862
This desu senpai. Starting with me and mine, I want to give people jobs.
>>1368415
No you don't city life sucks.
>>1367901
tl;dr Become a cuck with no self respect.
>>1367901
Lol, it's more likely you get crucified.
>>1368831
By betting the Pope that if he gets crucified that he'll rise from the dead, the odds will be phenomenal.
Buy 4chan.
Delete all video game boards.
Shut down /pol/ every Saturday so they can observe the Sabbath.
Shut down a random board once a week without notice.
Take donations to open the boards up again.
Fire all the mods and janitors.
Put an ad on reddit for new mods and janitors.
Make /fur/ for furries and /fem/ for feminists.
Require a 4chan pass to post on all NSFW boards.
>>1372616
>Make /fur/ for furries and /fem/ for feminists.
Kill yourself