How do I get a job where I can browse 4chan for a considerable amount of hours a day?
I'm a truck driver at 21 and I'm on here shitting up stock threads all day
>>1367403
FBI
>call job
>Helo, is dis jab? I ned jab. I stert tomoraw
>take smook brek
>i cam back temoraw night
>go hoom
>4chan all dey
>>1367403
Join JIDF
You can make shit threads like this all day and get paid for it.
>>1367403
IT work in certain positions
i only teach australians.......
>>1367403
be me
Security guard work. Most of the time they only hire a guard because their insurance for the building is cut when they have one (more than they're paying the guard) so they're saving money. Usually just sit in an office watching CCTV or in a hut by the entrance. All you have to do is take a round of the premises a couple times an hour and ur good.
>>1367583
was a sec guard at a big fancy hotel. can confirm. loved night shifts, only 4chan.
>>1367403
IT/Software Development for a small business.
>>1367674
Once knew a guy who owned a small hotel. 90% of his time was spent shitposting and viewing porn. The other 10% was kissing patrons asses and cleaning their piss/shit/puke off the floors/bedding/ceiling. So, a mixed bag.
>>1367403
Paramedic in a rural service. Fuck, as long as no one is dying I shit post all day. Decent pay too.
Become a software dev, I usually spend 2-3 hours each day dodging work and I get paid 80k a year
I also know about a couple of guys who work as system penetration testers (cybersecurity) and they spend a large amount of time not doing anything.
>>1367695
$20/hour is not decent pay
>>1368938
Shit, that's better than what I make. I work IT and get paid 15.50 an hour and I used to browse 4chan all day until I realized that I had to get my shit together and find a better paying job.
