IMMINENT USA RECESSION COUNTDOWN THREAD:
Get it here, lads. Let's all take ganders on when the next great recession will take place. My money's on 8 months.
>>1363528
If Trump is elected: Jan. 2017
If Shillary is elected: Sometime in 2021
You have threads from the day /biz/ was created saying that the next recession is any day now.
But like >>1363531 said, it fits the globalist agenda better if it happens under a Republican president.
There's zero chance of it happening while Obama is still president
>>1363545
>There's zero chance of it happening while Obama is still president
The peak of the last one was during Obama's tenure.
>>1363548
That's the point, so it looks like he fixed it.
>>1363548
That started before he was elected, and I said that it won't be allowed to happen while he's still in office.
>>1363556
just let them be... anyone looking at markets right now know that shit is about to hit the fan.
>>1363559
>anyone looking at markets right now know that shit is about to hit the fan
But when will it, anon? WHEN?
Define "recession" just shitty over priced stores going out of business? Amazon is superior in every way
RIP scarjos titties
>>1363570
Whenever central banks can't manipulate the markets anymore.
Pretty much everything is rigged, from gold and silver to daytrading on the S&P 500, everything is dictated by the banks with the central bank, in this case the fed, are the forefront.
A crash worse than the one in 2008 is coming, when? Hard to predict since markets aren't rational due to all the shit going on, but that it will happen is inevitable, this time though it's not only housing, it's everything.
>>1363577
two consecutive quarters of gdp reduction?
>>1363556
Italy's been fucked for a while. Have you not heard of PIGS?
I have like 10k in mutual funds should I pull out now and go with a cd?
>>1363528
Late September/Early October
Markets to kind of stall anyways before a Presidential election, and this stall will only exacerbate the underlying weakenings of the global economy
does my federal university grant go away [when]?
>>1363639
Markets tend to kind of stall*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rOH37W0jPpA
>>1363646
that rice looks like a tasty treat lmao
>>1363612
Youre retarded, how could a crash affect a company so badly that they cant fund a server, when they are a monopoly at what they do and get a shit tonne of revenue
>>1363612
This reminds me of the dot com bubble. I always wonder if something like it would happen again. There are some many fuckin apps and games out there now.
>>1364255
Servers can be expensive to run. Now talking about a company like facebook that has to run a data center. Shit doesnt get cheap. Any of these companies can crash. You just have to have people stop using their product and any other product they have.
>>1363581
What happened to them?
By August
fuck fuck fuck fuck someone tell me this isn't going to happen
please
I might an hero if 2008 happens again
>>1363548
Hurr Obama caused 2008 recession
It didn't start in 2007
It wasn't the fall of the housing bubble which didn't peak in 2006
Anon isn't a millenial born in 2000
>>1366071
>liquidate
>buy the pit
>fuckin hang out in Cabo
What's the problem?
