>>1360943
SPEAK

Yellen really should go balls out and just hike the funds rate to 5% next meeting.

Super Dollar go.

>>1360986
Nothing else is working, might as well try something new

>>1360943
The debt markets would enter a full-swing bull market with lots of cheap credit being made available and utilized. Not sure about equity markets, I think algos have them propped up.

>>1361006
Ok, supposing they do that, let's see

>EUR, GBP, JPY, CNY all crash against King, no, Emperor Dollar
>Countries with dollar pegs BTFO
>Profits become absolute shit for any company within a mile of exports
>Suddenly sane mortgage rates trigger gigantic housing crash
>Overseas speculators, corrupt oligarchs, and Chinese fleeing capital controls who bought up all our good housing BTFO
>Combined with sudden deflation, everything now 2% off
>Giant economic crash drives the 10 year from 1.5% to -1.5% overnight

What am I missing? What am I wrong about?

>>1361034
OK, other bad shit I thought up

>Interest rate on margin loans spikes
>Panic selling due to margin calls
>Prime going up 5% means everyone's credit cards go up 5%
>Consumers doing massive deleveraging kills off all retail, 2008 rd 2
>With retail and exports fucked, ironically financials do fine since nonzero, non-negative interest rates mean banks can actually make money on spreads
>Newly issued student loans jump 5%, finally warding people away from meme degrees
>At least half the Fed presidents resign in horror at Yellen's batshit crazy rate hike stunt

>>1360943

it's already priced in