>walking into grocery store
>basketball american starts hollering at me
>he's wearing a shirt that says "$CEO,000,000,000" in bright silver letters
>jumps out of car and opens trunk
>comes up to me with some boxes and asks what cologne I wear
>says he has some samples he wants me to try, starts pulling out bottles of cologne and spraying them on me
>tells me he's from an MLM company that sells designer cologne, and he needs to make a few more sales to get his bonus by the end of tonight
>tries to get me to buy some Diesel, Armani, Dolce and Gabbanna, or Ed Hardy cologne for $10 cause his bonus will make up for the cost he's eating
>tell him no thanks not tonight and walk away
What the fuck is this? Is it some kind of scam?
Yeah it was probably cheap cologne that cost him a dollar a bottle.
>>1351269
Wait until the bill gets to your mailbox lol
>>1351269
>A nigger tries to sell me DISCOUNT cologne out of the back of his car in the parking lot of a department store
>What kind of sorcery is this?
Hey do you want some piss ? It's cheap and may smell good.
I would of bought a bottle for the off chance that it was actaully stolen designer cologne instead of scented water he made.
>>1351269
>tries to get me to buy some Diesel, Armani, Dolce and Gabbanna, or Ed Hardy cologne for $10 cause his bonus will make up for the cost he's eating
This is a real thing. No idea as to the authenticity of the cologne, but in certain sales gigs, your bonus is retroactive. I've been at the point where $5,000 of volume gets me $7,000 in pay. They go back and pay an extra percent or two on every dollar you brought in that month. This is why you should always buy a car on the last of the month.
>>1351305
>Yeah it was probably cheap cologne that cost him a dollar a bottle.
Chinese knockoffs.
We call them "cancer spray" in china cause of all the random chemicals & fillers they put in those.
Well, at least the nigger didn't try to sell you steaks.
I can't imagine the type of people who actually buys meat off the back of a truck from some random nigger just cuz its a buck cheaper.
>>1351269
Why wouldn't he just take the money out of his own wallet?
Either fake, or more likely stolen
Most likely it was stolen from some shitty discount store like Ross Burlington coat factory. Niggers usually go in steal from server all stores and sell it dirt cheap to other niggers and spics. It's mostly real stuff. But the nigger selling it is making 100% profit while stores just mark it as weekly losses.
>>1352600
I don't mind buying bootleg cologne since I barely use it but I can't trust someone selling meat off the back of truck. How do I know what type of meat is it or If it's not tainted
>>1351269
you bet your sweet bottom it is, first it's not the real cologne. second, it costed him around 5 dollars, possibly cheaper. i know a buddy who used to do this, except he only sold stuff to old ladies and ugly dudes.
>>1352478
i like my piss with a little bit of gin, piss n gin anyone ?
