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2016-06-30 00:21:46 Post No. 1348181
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2016-06-30 00:21:46
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/biz/ i know you guys deal with this, well say no more!
Has anyone here ever been in an elevator/behind someone in line/or just near someone in an aisle that farts and doesn't say excuse me? We've all been there, we've all dealt with the smell.
Well what if I told you that farting in public is illegal in florida?
Honestly it should be everywhere and I think this isn't brought to the attention enough. You're literally eating shit when you sniff a fart. You're being molested against your will.
Well I say no more, I say we take to twitter with the hashtag, NoMoreFartingInPublic
I also have an idea of how people can prove someone farted in public.
Whats this idea you say? Well basically its a gopro set up around your crouch region that can record heat signatures. So if someone farts in a public place and you call them on it and they say they didn't you can take them to court with proof.
Of course this will have to be done at least one time in court for it to become illegal in other states besides florida.
>but op why do this, why are you being a faggot?
Why not? its funny as fuck and you'll see news stories bout farts. It will show just how low our media will go for a story.
#NoMoreFartingInPublic
Make it trend!
Also when you do make sure you add a story like
>was just in line in walmart behind this woman and smelt a rancid smell, at this point I knew what was happening and I felt like my nose was being raped #NoMoreFartingInPublic
Or I am sure you guys can make up a better story.
Lets do this!
