im starting an investment advisory service. what should i name it?
p.s. if you say Investy McInvestFace I'll shit down your throat
>>1342667
Madoff Advisors
Kneepad Financial
>>1342667
KEK HOLDings
>>1342667
I'm A Big Gay Faggot Inc.
>>1342667
BrokeBuyYou
CERU
Noko'd Financial
BLOW JB Investments
>>1342667
[Your last name] Financial Capital, Inc
>>1342667
Bane? Capital
Boipussy strategists
>>1342667
Relocate to the deep south and call it "Bayou Bonds."
>>1342667
Vanguard
Steel, Liquor and Bureaucrats International Corporation
>>1342667
True Capitalist Reinvestors.
free candy vanguard
>>1342667
OP. You hiring?
>>1342692
I like this one. Sounds smart and savvy.
>>1342667
What kind of experience do you have that makes you think you can even do this?
Cuck Financial
>>1342667
Golden majesty investor group
The Caveat Emporium
>>1342667
Invise.
>>1342667
My father and his friends based the name of the hedge fund they started on the name of a pub that they used to frequent and almost bought. So maybe name it after a place or something that is special (but that doesn't sound too personal or sentimental) to you. If I were starting a firm I would name it Hawkshead--it's a village I frequently visit and absolutely love.
>>1343560
>6 months to a year
What's your contact information? I'll send in my resume.
>>1342667
Scoot over to wiktionary and look up words about money, use the translation bar and grab some fancy greek words then smash them together.
cash = merita
currency = nomisma
wealth = ploutos, lefta
meritos
nomefta
etc
when your business goes down then you just blame the greeks
have fun
