I need to make 50 dollars cash as quickly as possible right now. I'm a fat fuck male living in Cali. This is emergency level shit. What do?
>>1340497
start begging
>>1340497
>find nearest gay area of town
>grab a couple of pillows for your knees
You'll have $50 in no time
>>1340497
Lol! Ah ha ha ha ah ha ah ha ah!
Start giving Blow Jobs (BJ's) for X amount of money or drugs at the local truck stop.
>>1340497
why do you need it so bad?
>>1340497
Collect cans and bottles? Sell something off at a pawn shop?
>>1340497
Work min wage for 5 hours
>>1340497
Go get a loan, sell something valuable for cheap on craigslist, borrow from a family member or friend.
>>1340497
Borrow the money, or sell something valuable one craigslist for much less than it is worth
>>1340497
sell your computer. No matter how shit it is, somebody will pay you 50 bucks for it
>>1340497
Find an item worth about $100 and take it to a local Cash Converters store, who will give you around about $50.00.
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>>1340497
Go door to door and tell people you're raising money for a church food bank donation or something like that. If you have a printout or brochure this shit really works.
>>1340497
50$ aint shit
you most likely have 50 dollars of shit to sell, vidya games, electronics, spare change, ffs anon stop doing heroin
>>1340621
This is a great idea.
>>1340497
Sell plasma or bone marrow.
whats your paypal?
>>1340645
Did it in high school for a real church thing I was doing. My bro and I were amazed that we raised $120 in an hour just by going door to door in a neighborhood with a little pamphlet about hunger. We pocketed $30 each and donated $60.
>Christian as fuck
>>1340656
I gotta admit I'm tempted as hell. Seems like something hard to get caught for aswell.
>>1340497
weed isn't an emergency you piece of shit