I have $500 in disposable money, how do I get started in stocks?
>>1332928
Now's not really the time.
>>1332928
buy bitcoins
>>1332928
blackjack
>>1332928
buy tea
>>1332928
Buy 500 dollars worth of non perishable blow jobs
>>1332928
Buy penny stocks at the very very bottom.. .0001-.0009 range and hope they go up.
Buy Euros.
>>1332928
Buy some vti or itot tomorrow when the markets shit themselves over Brexit
>>1332928
its not worth buying stocks with only 500 bucks
>>1333396
if he put in 500 every time he could it eventually would be
>>1333398
i would say hes better off just putting it into his 401k or IRA
>>1333290
Not him but, is there an e-broker you'd recommend that I could set up tonight?
>>1332928
Buy calls
>>1333404
hmm... i dont know, most ebrokers take a few days to set up and register/validate your bank accounts, etc. im sure theres something out there but i dont know of it
What about buying AUY or KGC to play the gold card once the NYSE opens post brexit?
>>1333191
isnt the stock low now though? then i assume it will come back up and thats when you sell?
i know nothing of this shit though thats the way i understand it
meanwhile in BTC land https://coinmarketcap.com/currencies/bitcoin/#charts
>>1333622
Second this question. Wouldn't it be a good idea to pick up the stocks that dropped in response to the panic?
>>1333408
All the companies I would want to own stock in aren't NEARLY large enough to be publicly traded.
I wonder how much I would have made when FFG was acquired by Asmodee...
I have a question, /biz/.
If I am near death then can I make a huge loan at a bank and then anonimously give the money to a friend of mine without any repercussions?
Nobody will know who I gave the money to.
Everyone will know I'm dead so they can't ask anything from a dead man.
>>1333717
Do you wanna exploit a dying relative?
>inb4 they're dying anyway
>>1333783
>>1333717
jesus dude if you try and take a huge loan they are gonna check if you can pay it back. If you walk in after your chemo or w/e they wont let you walk away with a pile of money. And even then how are you going to transfer the money? Maxing out on withdrawals every day is not low profile
