>Call in sick at work
>Feel completely healthy.
>>1330070
>Be 1099
>Show up whenever I want
Hell had a business call today while playing dota.
>>1330092
hi methuselah
>December 29th
>15 unused paid sick days
>find a new job
>stop showing up to old job the next day
>>1330070
>Shit-post on /biz/ all day when i'm actually a fat broke neet with no sense of direction in life.
>>1330145
When I got my current job, I said I'd give my two weeks notice E at my previous job. Walked in, took all of my unused vacation days, got it approved, then gave my notice. Just lounged around those two weeks, it was glorious.
>>1330162
Post your bank account. We'll tell you how to turn it around :^)
>Be at work
>Browse 4chan all day
>Get paid to meme
>>1330145
Father Pepe?
>>1331031
Are you me?
>>1331330
No he's me, am I you?
>>1331370
Then who is you
>>1331370
that's me too
