>>1314910
Paul Allen's got a better card you phaggot

it even has a watermark

>misspelling acquisitions

You know I hear Donald Trump loves the red snapper pizza.

>>1314910
fucking 18th century tech
no thx i just throw them right in the bin as i get them

>>1315315
>well anon it's been a pleasure to speak with you, here take my card and call me I'm sure we can both be beneficial to each other in bussniess
>throws card in bin
>nahhh
>wips out iPhone 8s
>whats yo number senpai let me just write it down k?

Patrick Bateman: I live in the American Gardens Building on W. 81st Street on the 11th floor. My name is Patrick Bateman. I'm 27 years old. I believe in taking care of myself and a balanced diet and rigorous exercise routine. In the morning if my face is a little puffy I'll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. I can do 1000 now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.

>>1315370
naah how it should go really is whip out phone touch them together press share contact info and be done with it.