lolfag what you gotta do is go to your dealer and buy a half O of weed. Blast off and take it easy for a while worry about that shit tomorrow. We all gonna die one day.

Then tomorrow start learning Java for free on the internet and then you can whore your skills to fat capitalists who want you so bad they'll pay for it.

or you can suck dikzzz for $$$$

>>1303445
Lol , too bad I don't know any dealers :( don't do drugs

Tho the java thing is a maybe

>>1303445
>Java
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Read these and educate yourself.

>>1303371
Start reading books, learn how to program, and work out (you don't necessarily have to go to the gym, running and doing pushups is fine to get in shape).

>>1303581
Thanks, I will get on it

>>1303588
Thanks as well! I already work out so that's one less thing.

>>1303588
>running and pushups is fine
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>>1303603
Think he went on the assumption I am a fat fuck on top of a slacker so I think he was just suggesting something