Look, I'll be straight here. I want to buy like $60 of shares

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2016-06-11 03:05:23 Post No. 1298426
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Anonymous 2016-06-11 03:05:23 Post No. 1298426 [Report]

Look, I'll be straight here. I want to buy like $60 of shares of a stock. I have a custodial account with Edward Jones my father set up for me in, like, 2005. It has like $62 of market value. I have zero other stock or finance experience.

I want to buy $60 of shares of this specific stock. Can I do that through Edward Jones online? Am I going to have to call the place? Or should I just open up an account with TradeKing or something and purchase it through them, and make a miniscule trade like twice a year to avoid their inactivity fee? I just want to buy a small amount of this one stock basically for fun, honestly.

I'm a dependent on my father's tax return, and I'm currently working under the table for a friend's business. Will I just list "Savings" or something as my source of income?

I know, I'm a complete idiot about this shit. Just help me out, man.

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Anonymous 2016-06-11 04:08:26 Post No.1298490
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i, uh... dunno.

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Anonymous 2016-06-11 04:46:01 Post No.1298538
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Anonymous 2016-06-11 04:46:01 Post No.1298538 [Report]

>>1298426
Dude...

You got bigger fish to fry then buying $60 worth of stock dog. Take that $60 and buy some clothes for interviews. Get a fuxing better/additional job.

>Call Edward Jones and ask them this shit

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Anonymous 2016-06-11 05:16:12 Post No.1298583
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Anonymous 2016-06-11 05:16:12 Post No.1298583 [Report]

>>1298538
Doesn't matter, I just want to fucking do it.

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Anonymous 2016-06-12 05:06:26 Post No.1300127
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Anonymous 2016-06-12 05:06:26 Post No.1300127 [Report]

>>1298583
best bet is to open a robinhood and follow trends with penny stocks. Risky, but you will be dead before you see anything happen with that other stock. But hey, if its for fun you might aswell just call -

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Anonymous 2016-06-12 05:16:17 Post No.1300136
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Anonymous 2016-06-12 05:16:17 Post No.1300136 [Report]

>>1298583
Then like I said, call Edward Jones or go to their fuxing website.

unbelievable.

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Anonymous 2016-06-12 05:23:48 Post No.1300142
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Anonymous 2016-06-12 05:23:48 Post No.1300142 [Report]

So you need Edward Jones, King of the front loaded mutual funds, to have two dollar trade commission for stock? Lol, if it was less than ten times that I'd be surprised.

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Anonymous 2016-06-12 08:34:29 Post No.1300329
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Anonymous 2016-06-12 08:34:29 Post No.1300329 [Report]

>>1298490
I want to live here
looks comfy as fuck
hundred acre wood shit man

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Anonymous 2016-06-12 18:56:42 Post No.1300917
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Anonymous 2016-06-12 18:56:42 Post No.1300917 [Report]

Man imagine having a father so stupid he signs you upnfor EDWARD JONES

lol holy shit

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Anonymous 2016-06-13 00:54:44 Post No.1301532
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Anonymous 2016-06-13 00:54:44 Post No.1301532 [Report]

>>1300127
>best bet is to open a robinhood
never change /biz/

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Anonymous 2016-06-13 00:58:36 Post No.1301545
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Anonymous 2016-06-13 00:58:36 Post No.1301545 [Report]

SOME BODY ONCE TOLD ME