What are some biz approved methods of winning the lottery?
buy 175million lotto tickets, then shove them all up your butt
Suck a bilion cocks for 1 dollar. Buy 1 billion lottery tickets. Put sharpie in proper. Fuck green text
If you put 0 USD into it, you effectively play for free.
>>1289107
they have those practice stock exchange programs that let you gable on the stock with out loosing money
they should have a practice power ball program that does the same
>>1289060
Make a time machine..
Be the government
>>1289122
Be a retailer. Depending on the particular lottery commission, you can get up to .5% of the winnings you sell.
believe in the many worlds interpretation of quantum mechanics. buy a ticket. congratulations! in some universe, you won!
>>1289078
came here to post this
