>tfw just accidentally spent 61$ on an uber ride
Let's share our recent financial blunders biz
I have a bad habit of spending money on whores to massage me, play with my asshole, and jerk me off when I could've done that myself without paying no one.
i buy disgusting fast food because im a lazy fuck
also bought festival tickets for a girl and got so fucked up i didnt even get to dance with her
>>1280718
yeah same thought it costed 20 bucks to get from manhattan to brooklyn turns out it was 60
>>1280747
There's surge pricing and depending on the type of uber you get it can get really pricy
>>1280747
cause was my first time on uber and my friend was buying it lul
>>1280732
Why the hell didn't you take the L?
>Go to movies by self cause no friends
>Spend the usual $25 on snacks that I never finish but buy to make me look like im holding for friends
>Park car in random public garage as always
>Movie lasts 3hrs
>Try leaving garage
$19.50
>Call for manager
>Complain that their compooter is wrong till they let me leave for free
>>1280718
i had 1.5x surge pricing in Danbury, CT last week
fuq dat sheit, i had to pay like $50
>>1281095
isn't it still cheaper than calling a taxi?
>>1281098
maybe
>>1280718
Every time I eat out at a restaurant it's a financial blunder.
I spent $1200 on people to finish the floors in the guest room I am renovating when I realized after the fact that I can send the boards through my planer and get the same effect.
Whooooops
>>1280718
Went to Las Vegas for a bachelor party and spent 1,300 at a strip club on one stripper in like an hour. Soured my experience for the rest of the trip.
![1464199280810[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/QAX4lo5.gif "1464199280810[1].gif")
Spending $1300 for travel/hotel/ticket to go to an anime convention with friends
>>1280723
Guilty
>>1280718
>accidentally paid towards lower APR loan instead of higher APR one
Going to call them today to see if there is anything to do to fix it.
>>1280718
Lost $3000 "investing" in XTV, fucking memes
Mom makes me pay the house keeper because i don't pay rent.
>tfw house keeper raised me and still thinks my mom pays her
>tfw coding is called "playing on the internet"
>tfw have to resweep and mop bc she does a poor job
>tfw don't know how I'm going to reprimand a lady that picked me up from school as a 9 year old for doing a shitty job.
I was supposed to start a job today, but I realized a few hours into training that I had been sold a bill of goods (was told it'd be entirely order entry and processing, was instead almost entirely talking to customers and having someone else do the entry and processing) so I walked out.
Didn't really cost me anything, but I sure felt like a dumbass, both for falling for it and for not putting up with it.
>>1280718
TTNP.
>>1281380
Stick it in her pooper.
ü
>>1281095
I'm from Branford, CT.
Danbury is legit for poor people and drug addicts lmao. What else you went to WestConn? Stay being a poor retard Danbury trash!!
>>1280718
Didn't trade my car to the leasing agent.
I figured that I could get better on the private market.
Now it's just a pain in my ass.
>>1280723
This. But its worth it.
Another thing I do wrong is impulsively buy groceries, instead of sticking to my grocery budget.
Also sell my Air Canada shares when they were at $9.30 a share
>>1280723
you could but remember human to human contact is important for longevity.
10 hugs a day = 10 more years of life.
>>1281751
>10 hugs a day = 10 more years of life.
10 hugs a day means more exposure to disgusting humans, means greater chance of getting AIDS.
>>1281751
Doctor Love told you that?
>>1281122
That's because you're poor tier and don't understand the time cost.
I make the equivalent of $70/hour. My personal time is worth atleast that much. It's cheaper for me to eat out or get delivery than spend 30minute/$35 to cook my own food.
I eat fast food for breakfast and dinner nearly every day of the week
>>1280718
Try to trade options, have no idea what I'm doing lol, never profit always lose I can turn it around just do the opposite nope still lose
>>1280718
>lasik eye surgery to fix bad eye
>pay $1500
>nigthvision gone
>see glories around every light
>say goodbye to driving in the dark
>tripping down stairs
>i signed on the possible complications
>they never said it's almost guaranteed to happen
>>1281830
I don't work every waking minute though, and I'm a very efficient cook.
>>1281830
gotta understand time cost. that being said cooking is a good skill to acquire
>At the casino
>Playing blackjack
>Realize that the 50cent fee per hand I should be $100 ahead instead of only $50-60 ahead
>Holy shit, this is a fucking scam
>Instead of walking away keep playing because it's fun
>Lose it all
I don't play with money I don't expect to lose, but I also don't like that this casino is even more tilted than usual.
I got so trashed last friday, called an Uber to get about a mile away from my house. The african guy who was the driver took advantage and looped around for 40 mins running up the fare to total it $30. I aint even mad, those guys make shit and my original ride probably would have made him like 3 bucks lol.
>tfw just got my first speeding ticket about 30 minutes ago
>>1281851
Ew. My old roommate did this shit. Then he would eat pizza pockets when it wasn't fast food. He loved to bring home fat chicks and reeked of axe body spray. Fuck that guy.
I pay $250/month for a parking spot at my office because I hate the fucking bus.
>buying shitloads of junk food
>buying shitloads of coffee
even if I wanted to fuck myself up I could've bought home coffee instead of 10 X more expensive coffee from coffee shops
>Escorts
Not sure if this was a blunder, it's not like I could get it for free
Thankfully not much else
>>1281871
>don't understand you can order a salad or salad wrap from McDonalds. Don't know you can order sautéed mixed veggies and chicken with brown rice at Chinese take out places.
>>1281902
>isn't aware a mcfatass salad has sugar in it
>>1281981
>thinks vegetables are a huge source of sugar
This meme needs to die. Mcdonalds salads are just as healthy as other salads. Its not like they use vegetables that are infused with mcfatness. The only source of processed sugar is from the dressing. Instead of using their ranch just drizzle it with some of your own light balsamic dressing and you have a pretty decent cheap salad.
>>1281868
so you're a retarded cuck then?
>>1282020
This. Mcdonalds side salads are inexpensive and healthy as fuck. Just stay away from the salads with crispy chicken, croutons, cheese and fatass dressing. If you're going to get chicken, go for the grilled.
>buys $250 Pax vaporizer because muh cannabis
>recently quit smoking
Yesterday some guy came to my house and gave me a $50 bill for some bike parts I listed on Craigslist.
I didn't have my wallet on me so I just put the 50 in my pocket which also had a paper towel to wipe the sweat because it was so hot.
I took my dog for a long walk and as I reached in my pocket and pulled out the paper towel the 50 must have slipped out.
I went back and forth over the route even on my bike asking people if they found a 50 but no luck
>>1281134
> 1 hr
> $1,300
fucking how nigger?
You can get like a 9/10 broad for an entire night, fuck her any way you want, for like $1,000.
How did you possibly give her that much money!?
>>1282061
He's a virgin... That's how
>>1282055
>be 12
>find a 50 dollar bill
>fuck, now i can buy that nintendo ds i've always wanted
>this guy comes riding a bike and asks if i saw a 50 dollar bill
>"uhh nope sorry man good luck"
>the idiot rides away in his little bike
I bought the deluxe edition of Overwatch on accident. Kind of a double loss because the game sucks too.
my mom and dad recently died ...i have cancer ,i am depressed, i quit my job and spend my money on drugs stop whinning
>>1282055
Jesus Christ that's pathetic. Screencapped
Apple
July 2015
>>1280731
LMFAOOOOO
>>1280800
was like way up in mahattan where rich ppl live
>>1281859
It's not almost guaranteed to happen though. The surgeon who did mine has a 2% complication rate.
Spent over $100 last weekend on coke and booze.
I've been doing this for about a month now.
Send help.
Bipolar as fuck, you know I be manic
Grill say come to AZ foo pussay
Blow 580 on booze and flight
Blow 200 on coke
Fuck for 8 days
Shits bad yo, shit tons of coke make you an hero after
>>1282276
Been there senpai, after a month you'll stop getting high off the coke and just start mad sweating when you come down. At this point four things will happen:
you will be rich enough to start spending 300-600 a weekend on coke
you will switch to crack to save money
you will start sucking dick for money
you will quit.
The only good thing about a coke habit is its so expensive you have to quit. One of the reasons you see so many more heroin junkie than smack heads is that heroin is dirt cheap until your tolerance is high and you are so addicted you will die if you don't have some.
>>1281870
almost got my first today too
guy saw me shaking and let me go off with a warning
>>1281830
$3 post then, eh
>>1282337
Make sure you learn proper grammar as well as how to correctly spell words before you write your suicide note.
Otherwise no-one will understand your Mongoloid gibberish.
>>1282347
MMMMYY CCCRREESSTTAAAAA
>>1281867
50 cent fee per hand? What the fuck is that shit, charging to gamble!?
payed a camgirl $80 to fuck her ass with a hairbrush for 20minutes on skype.
could have just watched a vid for free. but something about her doing it how I told her was my way of getting off
recorded it but still I regret it tbqh she was crying
>>1282370
REKT
Most recently:
>$100 on a friend's birthday present, even though I don't like the guy
>$250 at a restaurant for my family for my mother's birthday
>Just generally take-away and soda -- it's like paying for the privilege of poor health
>Random movie merchandise that I don't need but spend huge wads on -- about $500 in the past month alone
>>1281450
I am NYC master race
>>1282109
That's what eBay is for, friendo. Flip that shit.
>>1281450
Avon, CT fag reporting in. Watch who you're calling poor.
>>1282191
>Up where the rich people live
Then take the 6 to the L
I mean I know hindsight is 20/20 but you probably saved what? 10-15 mins using Uber
Spent almost $2k on sound system in my car
> car itself only worth $1500
>spent $50 on a BILLY bookcase at IKEA that I don't really need
>Signed a lease to pay $20 more per month for a room than the current tenant is
>>1282620
That's not a waste, I have 3k on my speakers, sub, and amp in my prius. I play deathgrips with the windows down.
I spent $300 on an ounce of weed.
It's really good weed though.
Lost $50 betting on the Pirates, Bosox and Rockies today.
Feel sad man.
>>1280718
>tfw fell for the TTNP meme
>>1282061
His hands were as weak as a new trader on Robinhood
I recently started going to the gym and felt nervous about interacting with my fellow gym rats due to my obesity so I spent $108 on Goji Berries to share between everyone so they would know I am serious about health food and getting fit and wouldn't make fun of me.
Ended up getting kicked out of the gym and having my membership cancelled because I told a qt that she can have Goji Berries if she can blow me cherries. As a flirty joke, just to break the ice. She reported me and I got banned. I had to leave the berries behind as well so I don't even get to eat them. Also, I am now unable to lose weight and will continue to spend $500 a month on mostly unhealthy food (breakfast has been slices of pizza for a few days)
>>1282832
>buy bitcoin through site
>11 USD
>25 NZD in transfer fees
>went through with it with out thinking
>FARRRRRRRK
>>1282832
LOL. You sound like a complete loser.
>>1282699
Biggest retarded so far.
>spends money on weed
It's like poor fags just hate money or something. Grow up and live the sober life already you hippie
>>1282347
>guy saw me shaking
Jesus Christ, there are some seriously pathetic people on this site.
$2k roulette table
$1k strip club
This is from about 15 years ago
>>1280718
>be 17
>go to music shop
>want to buy $1300 bass guitar
>sales assistant says he'll give me $130 off the price for cash
>agree
>come back later that day with the cash
>sales assistant says I can have $130 store credit instead
>go through with the deal
I should've turned 360 degrees and walked outta there.
Lesson learned. Always gotta be ready to walk away from a deal.
>>1281098
if a taxi is available when all you young shitheads are standing outside a bar at 2 am in the rain.
>>1281859
should have got prk
sold a whole bitcoin when it was 450$ a week or so ago
Bought shares on a foreign OTC market and got charged 50 bucks by my broker without realizing it since I expected there to be a loss due to some disparity in bid and ask prices.
Needless to say I still feel dumb and have to wait even longer to make my money back.
>>1281387
Most jobs require a serious time investment to get.
>>1282697
>what end of the hairbrush
jesus christ, anon
>>1281380
You are paying, so fuck her. She won't say shit just rip down her pantalones and get to work.
>>1281830
Except you have to sit and wait for your food in the restaurant you mong.
>>1280718
>Spent 2-3k on escorts last 6 months
>>1283072
>never heard of delivery
>never heard of call ahead ordering.
>lost $40 in poker.
I was up and got pocket kings. Had to play the cowboys, but the fucker flopped a straight. Nature of the beast, oh well.
>>1281455
Let it get auctioned off, probably get the same price for it as a dealership would give you
Took a long position on oil and lost 280€. Also all my fucking stocks dropped about 5% on average today. At least i won 500€ last week playing poker so meh.
>>1280718
Spent $120 on uber for a 20min ride from downtown.
>>1280718
I spend too much on designer clothes. Recently I bought a pair of shoes for $799
>withdraw 50€ from ATM
>forget to take money
>mfw
>>1280718
>overdraft checking
>try to call and get out of the fee
>doesn't work
35 dollarinis down the drain
>>1281830
>I make the equivalent of $70/hour.
you lose 560 dollars a day by sleeping
better cut that out nigger
>>1282266
they said it happens a 100% if your pupils dilate more than 6mm.
i just wonder why they didn't check for it all they would had to do i put me in a dark room for ten minutes then make a pic in infrared.
>>1281877
worst one on here tbbh
>>1282415
sell the video, hedge your losses. ill give you 3$
>>1282666 kek for satan blaring deathgrips in a prius in a white neighborhood
>>1281091
>buy to make me look like im holding for friends
if this is true I feel bad for you son. I got 99 problems but pretending I have friends ain't one
HIT ME
>>1282832
it's okay breh.
We all have autistic moments time to time. Just stopped with the junk food and visit /fit/
im an australian cokehead....
>>1281091
>>Complain that their compooter is wrong till they let me leave for free
I would call this a success. Depending on how long you had to argue and how much dignity you had to sacrifice.
>>1282832
There is more than one gym in the world you mad fucking spastic.
>>1282832
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA SCREENCAPPED
What a pathetic fucking loser
>>1283486
Doing something that increases profit in the long term is investment - not cost, and I can tell you that sleep is quite the investment if you do it right.
>>1282832
Youre going to tell me you bought over 7 pounds of fucking berries?
>>1282832
>>1282055
>asking people if they seen it
really
>>1282666
>he listens to memerap
>>1280718
I spend soooooo much money as a kid buying €60 videogames that I played maybe twice.
Had I known then how much fucking money €60 is (or even €600 for the console) maybe I wouldn't be dirtpoor now.
>>1280718
I spent $5000 on a hair loss program.
Then shortly after, decided i'd rather lose hair than take drugs and put shit on my scalp twice a day.
No refund allowed.
>spent $800 on an iPhone
>>1282832
I used uber black accidentally. $130 ride to the airport.
>but my company paid for it
>>1283940
Who is this guy he looks like an older me wtf?
>>1282980
>mfw I bought 2 whole bitcoins @450 and now getting ready to sell
>>1281450
Branford? Kek
Ridgefield represent, poorfags gtfo my state
>>1280747
surge pricing any time you go out in major cities at night. fucking dc
>offer to buy brother lunch
>get a $3 burger
>he jumps for a $10 combo
>refuse to pay and walk out of the store
Asshole
Spent $140 dollars on an uber last night
>made it all back because i never tell /biz/ which stock to invest in
>get promotion from Biz Dev to Project Lead for software company in China.
>actually have a shit ton in budget to watch over.
>get so worried that my Chinese business partners will try to rip me off
>I never realized that my Canadian engineer lead was pumping the money into microprocessors that he convinced me were vital to the project.
>Boss found out that the microprocessors were never delivered to the lab.
>Canadian guy is on a flight out of China with presumably the money he used to sell the microprocessors from his home
>mfw the Chinese were my friends all along
>>1284258
You offered to buy lunch but refused to because it came to $10? That's next level penny pinching, anon. Plus just bad manners. 10/10
>>1281140
Now that's disgusting
>>1282031
That's what he said in his post, didn't you read?
I've been trying to stick to $60/week for groceries, restaurants, booze...
I overspent by about $15 this week due to getting Taco Bell once too many ($7), and a 6-pack of beer ($8).
Other one, went to Buffalo Wild Wings with a friend and I spent $27 between wings, some fries and a couple beers.
I mean, it's not really a huge fuckup and I'll save about $1,200/month regardless of what I spend. But... that's all I can count from the past month.
>>1284258
I really hope this is bait. Fucking peasant.
>>1281859
Between that and the fact that most peoples eyes continue to get worse overtime meaning you would be wearing glasses again 10 years anyways.
Doesn't seem worth it.
Ive spent this in 4 days on fast food/restaurants
>>1280718
I bought bit-coins
>>1285732
what app is that
>love technical stuff
>college drop-out from two very prestigious south american unis
>been wasting time for 4+ years
I love it, but... I'm too poor for this
>>1285758
Mint
>>1282832
I used to be really into goji berries a few years back. PERFECT for hangovers and jet lag type stuff. HOWEVER, expensive as shit, and some old people have died from eating too many. Shit thins your blood, google it.
>bought megaman collections
>>1280718
>college student
>dealt drugs for two years
>about 30k revenue, 10k profits
>zero major purchases
>all profits have gone to fast food or drugs
Another guy I knew bought his mom a washing machine with the dough he made
I spent $400 on a Chromebook
>>1282832
You deserved that pun-ishment, bro.
