Alright so Iv got a great business idea & I need a partner/investor.
Here's the plan:
Jewish nightclub/bar.... We call it "Bar Mitzvah"
Obviously we would do some stupid first drink is free or something to get their cheep asses in, but once they are in we have them hooked.
>>1275013
>bviously we would do some stupid first drink is free or something to get their cheep asses in, but once they are in we have them hooked.
>>>Trying to out-jew the Jews
Lmao, your club will shut-down within a month. Remember the customer base you're working with here.
>>1275013
How will you pay the gas bill?
ebin :---DDD
>>1275016
Yes. I know exactly who we are working with. All we need is some enticing marketing and a fuck ton on small text. Jews see a good deal and immediately flock to it without reading into it. We can't loose.
Never go into anything food or beverage related.
>>1275030
m8 they've been in this business for thousands of years and you think you're going to fool them?
They can spot a deal at over 5km away
>>1275051
Dude. Jews lack common sense. I have a Jew friend that went to Harvard, but some of the shit he says is fucking idiotic. I'm positive we can fool them at their own game.
>>1275113
I know you're just joking but for real this isn't a good idea.
Stay out of the drink/restaurant business - it's too competative and has too many problems.
>>1275123
Stay out of the Jew business in general also?
>>1275126
Pandering to a specific demographic seems foolish. You're really limiting the scope of your business.
It's unlikely that anyone other than mostly Muslim for example would attend your store if it was called some witty Islamic-pun or something.
it's generally just not a good idea. You want to appeal to as many people as possible, not limit your potential clientele.
>>1275123
>Stay out of the drink/restaurant business - it's too competative and has too many problems.
What are these problems exactly?
I'm thinking about opening a small restaurant and I'm looking for things to plan about before I start.
Is there anything major I should worry about?
>>1275013
So you're plan is to get money from jews?
Only on /biz/ everyone.