Hello /biz/. I have $40 dollars and I have never done any stock/trading stuff before and I have no idea what most of this shit means. What should I do with this money and how would I go about doing it?
>>1272661
Get some Trumpcoins.
>>1272661
Eh. If you have $40 to invest, just buy some beer. I mean you could invest in lotto tickets, but beer will have a better result.
>>1272661
You could give it to that Robin Hood guy.
People tell me they give money to him all the time.
>>1272661
> $40
Oh my God
Hello /biz/ my mum just gave me 5 pounds.
I'm thinking of investing it so that I can have a large passive income later on.
Real estate seems to be a good choice.
How do I start?
I think a ROI of 20% per week seems reasonable, doesn't it?
>>1272661
you can buy weed and flip it and continue doing this for a while
>>1272661
40 dollars? That's like one day worth of diapers. If you were a parent your kids would be dead
>>1272661
> What should I do with this money and how would I go about doing it?
1. start stocking on kneepads, lots of it
2. bend
bump for ideas
