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Ultimate moneymaking
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2016-05-28 02:58:28 Post No. 1272481
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I can't believe nobody has thought of this
Ultimate moneymaking
2016-05-28 02:58:28
Post No. 1272481
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okay, /biz/, I think I came up with a foolproof way to scam your community into essentially just GIVING their money away. This is a trick/strategy that I’ve developed from years of experience. It’s complex, so bear with me.
>apply for some internships. hopefully you get one or two, in which case start ASAP.
>You won’t make money yet, but be patient– son you’ll hit the jackpot.
>After some time of interning, you should have a good list of accomplishments as well as a solid example of work ethic.
>Now, after you’ve built up an impressive list of accomplishments, find a local business– preferably one involved in a field that interests you. Though it isn’t essential, it really helps to have a degree in this field or in business.
>Find the local business that’s right for you and give the manager of that business your list of accomplishments (along with some good reviews from your previous employers) to trick him into hiring you, not for an internship, but for a job.
>After seeing your impressive list of accomplishments, the bozo won’t be able to say no to hiring you.
>Set hours that work for your schedule, but try to work for as long as possible each day– that’s integral to the moneymaking element. Now, this is where the cash comes in.
>Because of some legal loopholes, the business manager will be forcedto pay you at least minimum wage for working there.
>Now, make sure when working there, you show as much work ethic as possible– think critically, treat customers like family, and above all, work hard.
