If you suddenly ended up with ~$67,000, where would you invest it?
Vcit and vti. I am boring.
Vending machines.
lol
More seriously, probably just an ETF, unless you plan on actively managing it.
Oh, on second thought, long the FUCK out of the VIX
It's incredibly low right now, especially considering that nothing has changed in the world economy since it's explosion last year. With Brexit coming up, a Fed rate increase, DB's demise, Venezuela and Brazil in turmoil, a crazy US election, etc. etc... Investors will overreact as they always do and the VIX will rise. Buy in now.
I'd convert it to 6.7 million pennies and shove them all up my ass.
Then spend em.
>>1270695
Long on oil.
>>1270695
SHORT DEUTSCHE BANK
>>1270817
I'm interested in your advice. What's the best way to buy the vix?
>>1271427
buy shares from vix.com/imretarded
>>1270695
These questions are cancer and the mods should delete them.
>>1270695
I would buy a cottage close to my home pain in full. This place BOOMS in the summer and cottages are cash cows.
No mortgage means a the money goes straight back to me.
>In Before Unforseen Expenses
Good thing I know how to do all my own repair.
>>1270695
What a co-incidence, i just made $65,000 from shorting Ethereum.
>>1271538
What kind of shitty country do you live in that has properties for sale at that price?
I just bought a little holiday house out in country Australia, 2 hours drive from the city, and it was $420,000.
>>1270695
All in TRUMP.