Ask a guy who has $2 in his bank account anything.
I'm here to give you faggots advice because I care and want to give back to the community. Serious questions only please.
How did you manage to get the $2?
do you have any debt? if so, how much?
>>1259599
What bank do you have?
>>1259618
well at least you're not drowning in debt. i'm sure there's lots of people that are way more fucked than you. anyway, if you set up a paypal account, i'll throw you $20, and challenge all of the other anon posters on 4chan to match my contribution
>>1259626
Lol I'm not op but I'll take that deal
>>1259630
deal is only good for OP
>>1259633
OP has been afk all along
I don't have a bank or Paypal account but if you change your mind you know how to hmu ;)
>>1259599
OP I'm willing to help, I will give you money since I see you are not in debt and are eager to earn. Send me your adress and I'll come at noon, you will suck my penis and I will give you $2 more, your mother can watch and also earn if she wants to engage.
>>1259636
yeah he didn't even answer one question. now i see why he only has two dollars. i couldn't imagine someone employing such a sloth. no commitment whatsoever.
>>1259601
Pocket money from my mother. I did the dishes and took out the trash. Trying to set a good example for my little dog that I sometimes beat.
>>1259613
100% debt free. I used to owe my little sister and ice cream but I made it up to her when I beat up some boy who was harassing her.
That boy was me so it was a pretty good deal, desu.
>>1259617
Bank of Amerifat
>>1259626
Don't lie about how much you have faggot.
>>1259637
My mom doesn't make me suck her penis so no deal.
>>1259646
how old are you?
>>1259648
24 and a half
