whats /biz/ do for a living
>>1249270
McJob
IT contractor
25 yo
200 bongs a day
>>1249270
part time wage-slave, part time investor
I make 3k of passive income a year.. will suppliment that as i gain more capital from my cuckslave income
>>1249291
what is your passive income deriving from_
Im a full time wage cuck, the only investing I do is through my RSP the company gave me. Whats the best online broker to use
Software development. Pay isn't super high but I've got job security as a mid level dev. Feels good. I'll have my annual review in a few months and hopefully jump to the mid 70k region.
In b4 some valley cuck tells me I should be making 120. I live in the south east where that goes a long fucking way.
>job security
is that really worth anything these days? when i was a permanent employee actually found it hard to stay put because there was always somewhere else to go for more money.
>>1249297
an average trust fund that i created for myself.. its quite basic, nothing special
medium to high risk tier
Self-employed, feels boss nigga.
Underground gold mine electrical supervisor. Studying mba via distance part time. I want to start a business but that 135k is pretty hard to beat. Once I pay off my house I will either invest in shares and try and go full time investor eventually, get a business or go for a job in corporate in a capital city
Accountant (cuck level). Government bonds pay well here, so I do some of that too.
Microbiologist
25 years old
$62k a year
I live comfortably and, through some careful planning, I'm already on track to have a nice retirement fund for myself. I have an offer to go into a quality control office that will pay about $12k more a year but it's not guaranteed I'll get it. If I can't get into that sector, I'll probably get an MBA or a master's in public health to get into management.
Currently suing my employer for 25k.
I'm in the business of facilitating the safe and efficient movement of trains.
It's pretty cool.
Used to do software but I started becoming too expensive so they let me go.
Now I live off of real estate income
Got offered a job a the green dot tonight, which I accepted. Bow before me
>>1249270
warehouse operator but i invest my money like a jew
30 years old
make 33/an hour always 60+ hours a week
I support healthcare software
22
PMO Analyst
$40k
>>1249270
>Part time student, investor and shitposter.
>24
>Last 3 years my yearly income was 38k euro after taxes.
Wagecuck in finance
30k€ before taxes
18500 after
>>1249572
>investor
Investing in shitcoins doesnt count faggot.
get paid to go to school cause thats just a job for some people
>>1249317
would you be willing to make a new thread speaking about this?
>>1249589
>imlying I invest in shillcoins
Index funds and real estate is where the money is currently located at this time atm :^)
http://www.scofen.com/royalty
I found this the other day. You should check it out
>Student
>app developer
>consultant
looking to add investor to that list very soon
23
instructional designer (build shitty corporate lessons on how to use a printer, or how to not take shady bribes from nigerian princes through your company email)
60K
shit is so menial and far from what I imagined myself doing out of college, I barely have any work, my coworkers disrespect me (and I don't blame them, my job is a joke), and the location is balls. On the upside, the pay is good, and I sit on my ass and read at my computer 90% of the week.
could be a hell of a lot worse. But that hasn't stopped me from setting up interviews with other companies this week... hopefully can shove my boss' midyear review "raise" of 800/yr, when promised 4%, back up his asshole.
>>1249622
>using the smiley with a carat nose
>>1249652
>greentexting unironically
>>1249655
>:^)
>>1249994
>:^)
Public sector accountant, 26yo, £38k.
>mfw I went to LSE so all the dickheads that I graduated with are now earning £100k+
>>1249612
trust funds arent hard to make.. just go to your local goldman-sachs equivalent, with some money and sign up
>>1249270
Burger King kitchen worker
24 yrs old, Skilled laborer, Patios, framing, drywall flooring, etc. Currently working for a couple of dudes that flip houses. ~$36k/yr for the moment. Have a degree in Biology and a few years experience as a Park Ranger, but a DUI fucked up my cozy government job and I've been reduced to labor. Sucks to feel like I've thrown away a good life at such a young age
mostly software and consulting, made around €44000 p.a. last year. try to reach €100k savings next year, so I can work on some own business ideas.
>>1249626
>literally a Ponzi scheme
wew lad
>>1249270
Data Analyst
22 y/o
$55k/yr
Pays the bills I guess.
>>1250293
What do you do? What's your degree?
>>1250297
Mostly my job consists of data querying and manipulation. I also do some reporting for my department. My degree is in Econ.
>>1250297
>Data
>Anal
>Cyst
Gawd can you please open you're eyes dum dum
Production supervisor
65-70k a year
Easy hours and cruisey job allows me a lot of flexibility like posting on /biz/
Schizophrenic since a young age, I live off disability government funds at 10k a year.
IT/Finance software developer
25 y/o
95k, supplemented with around 2k of dividend income
I am a professional poker player. I haven't gotten into tournament play, so all my income is from playing in cash games. In 2015 I made just under 150k. Which is a lot considering the stakes I play, and time spent at the table.
Courtesy Clerk at a Tom Thumb. I used to be a both, but primarily a cashier before my Albertsons store closed, and they've essentially demoted me with the same rate of pay. It's amazing how ineffecient and annoying they are.
>have to punch in floor sweeps twice an hour, then physically write them down on a sheet
>there is no turn table on registers, so they just come straight at you on a conveyor belt and start bunching up and falling down
>last store had a button you'd press with your hip to move the turn table as did cashiers
>now you have to dig behind the tray of bags for a switch to flip on and off
>the tray of bags is facing the same direction the conveyor belt moves groceries instead of inward towards the bagger
>bags are amazingly thin and tear on edges
>not to mention at Albertsons, the cashier had a bag tray right next to the scanner so cashiers bagging was easy, but at this store, it's way off to the side, meaning you have to walk over and bag your own groceries, meaning most cashiers give me EVERYTHING to bag on this itty bitty conveyor belt
>have to inspect restrooms every hour
>have to keep the lot perpetually clean of carts or they grill into me
>the lot is downhill, so you can't push a lot of carts at once otherwise they fall from the chain
>entire work environment is anti-social and tense
Some of my favorite parts
>if you close, you have to 'condition' all the frozen aisles, meaning bring them all to the front and make them neat, otherwise they grill into you
>Albertsons had a night crew do all this
>they never stand up and fall on you or the ground while your hand gets brutally frozen
>lunch breaks are never as scheduled and are just whenever
>even if the lunch is listed as 1hr, you only ever get 30 minutes
>there is only ever ONE courtesy clerk, so this falls all on you at the same time.
I want to quit. This job is too much.
It's not worth $7.75/hr
>>1250341
Oh, almost forgot
>no scan guns at any of the registers.
>>1249270
I sell xanax, weed, and adderall
>>1249270
IT Consultant
35 years old
97k per year
>>1249270
mexican codemonkey, 10k-ish a year.
>>1250362
any special language? specialization?
just asking, because I'm eyeing on Consultancy right now
thx
>>1250362
How'd you get into the field?
What are your qualifications?
Where do you work?
Is IT networking/network security a good field to go into?
>>1250103
>Burger King kitchen worker
Honestly, I'd even kill to be a kitchen worker for at least 5 years.
Anything is better than being a guy who still can't get a job due to no available positions (not in the US).
Having a job, earning money and buying what you want sounds amazing.
>>1250407
Where do you live? Somalia?
>>1250409
In the Caribbean.
Life doesn't suck here unless you're a wealthy tourist or have wealthy parents
>>1250422
I meant to say 'if' not 'unless'
>>1250422
Puerto Rico?
My wage cuckoldry is almost at an end.
I've done a bunch of things in sales and marketing over the years but now I'm literally just doing door-to-door cold calling for a few more months before leaving my home country to start my own English teaching business on the other side of the world.
>>1250371
I do C#/.NET and a shit ton of T-SQL. My role is client facing, so being presentable and responsive is important. Also I have excellent written and verbal communication skills.
>>1250377
>How'd you get into the field?
>What are your qualifications?
I graduated with a degree in computer science and bounced around jobs a bit until I landed a job at a major consulting firm.
>Where do you work?
I support a large federal agency in the Washington DC area.
>Is IT networking/network security a good field to go into?
The pay is good. I'm actually under paid for what I do and my salary doesn't go as far as you think it would in the DC area. My job is stimulating. I work with dedicated people who are all supporting a mission for our country.
>>1250433
Thank, much appreciated.
31 years old. acquisitions & development for a hotel company; made $230K last year, will top $250K this year.
>>1250422
work in a hotel. caribbean hotel workers generally fucking blow, and there are really strong government protections that make it so they don't work hard and they are impossible to fire. if you're local and even remotely hard working / smart, you'll get promoted up through the ranks, as every caribbean government has local worker quotas and there are very few native-caribbean workers who ever qualify for management positions, making the ones that do like fucking gold.
>>1249270
Well, I prevent myself from killing myself everyday from working two jobs with customer service.
Also baker at one shop, and baskin robbins at another.
From homeless to 8.2k saved in 11.5 months.
I give blow jobs in exchange for little rocks of baked cocaine.
>>1250537
Baskin Robbins always finds out bro.
>>1250547
What stupid movie is that from?
investment banking analyst: mergers and acquisitions
It's the best thing I never want to do again
>>1249270
Hospice social worker. I enjoy my clients and actually feel like I'm doing some good in the world.
Make 46.5K a year, about to wrap up my first year of the job right out of college. My coworkers are great, my caseload is fluctuates and I rotate between being busy on insanity levels to having literally fuck-all to do.
I'll do this for a few years, 2% salary increase each year, 3% 401K match, good benifits (thought not vision or dental). It's a small organization so my room for growth is very limited, I'll probably ride it for a few years (maybe....5?) before looking for another org. I'm on the student loan forgiveness program so in roughly 9.5 years my student loans will be paid off completely.
Endgame is some sort of supervisiory role in the VA or VA facility/clinic. I'll make 6 figures and quite literally sit in my office and masterbate. The VA is infamous among social work as a place that pays unbelievably well and never fires anyone. It's common knowledge that you have to be caught committing outright fraud to be fired, sometimes not even. And no, the shake up from a few years back didn't change anything.
Also, I'm a male in a field that is 90% women. So I'm a fucking unicorn that is considered 'diverse' when hiring.
>>1250311
Living da gud life
>>1249270
Software dev (but i just test shit)
24 y/o
$60,000 a year not including OT
>>1250654
>I'm on the student loan forgiveness program so in roughly 9.5 years my student loans will be paid off completely
This is an achievement? 10 years before a loan on a fucking social worker degree can be 'forgiven', not even paid off? Explain the math and logic
>>1250311
On a serious note when did you get diagnosed and what are the early signs (18 y/o). I am kind of worried something is wrong with me, this afternoon and few other occasions I haven't even been able to recognize myself in the mirror. That freaked me the fuck out.
>>1249270
IT plus stock market on the side. Hopefully being a full time day trader one day.
>>1250680
I owe roughly $65,000 in student loans due to 6 years of school (bs of psych, masters of social work). Using the PSLF (Public Service Loan Forgivenes) program, as long as I work full time in a non-profit then I pay my loans on an income based repayment plan. After 10 years of consecutive on time payments the remaining balance on my student loans will be forgiven.
To illustrate, my current loan payments are $168.50 per month, if I were on the normal 10 year full repayment schedule, my monthly payment would be closer to about $800.00 a month.
>>1250689
Good grief.
>>1249270
Fuck all.
what's a normie salary in the US?
>>1252707
r you a spaniard or some shit?
the US is probably as big as your continent, unless your a nigger, so the """normie"" salary varies dumb fuck
god damn this makes me glad that I spent my highschool years dicking around with web development and graphic design.
I make~$300 a day through 2 websites I own with reviews for clickbank products.
Mfw I'm making 6 figures a year with less than 2 hours of work a day.
>>1252712
watch out for those quotation marks, you might get a seizure.
>>1252717
do you use those crappy landing pages that shove it all in the reader's faces? if so, does it actually work? Did you do much SEO?
>>1252752
lol the ones with broken english and shit?
No they're full sites with news and shit.
The only people that still talk about SEO are indians.
SEO is too fucking slow and paying for ads is useless if you're not coughing up huge amounts of cash.
Positioning is way more effective.
>>1249270
32, Insurance Claims Manager
$72K AUD
>>1252772
what do you mean by positioning? How did you get visitors to your site in the first place? So basically you just insert affiliate links throughout your article or at the end like "click here to purchase ebook".. etc? Also I assume you write the articles yourself?
>>1249416
What did they do?
I'm just curious because I have noticed that employers treat employees terrible.
I live in a small town where people think lawyers are only in fiction stories.
31, Supply Chain Analyst
$74,800 USD, eligible for up to 10% bonus on top.
>>1250689
>Paying for school for 6 years to enslave yourself for 10 more
18 "front service clerk", aka grocery bagger and cart bitch
$9/hr
I want to get into IT but I only have a comptia A+ cert and no degree (yet)
I'm really nervous about the future honestly. I don't know what the fuck to do
>>1252717
tfw I make half that in a week if I'm lucky
I'm still in college, but drying the summers I work as an opening manager for Papa John's making 10/hr. Easiest job ever.
Starbucks barista while finishing college.
Its not bad; $8.75 base/hr +$1/hr or more in cash tips weekly. Jobs easily as hell honestly. It helps that my store is a franchise (no corporate BS), the nicest in the city, great clientele, I get free drinks whenever, and they are super flexible.
Not many part time jobs pay $10/hr (in the midwest) but I really want a business job that pays better. Been here a year getting tired of it.
writer
$100/hr
>but I only work 4-5 hours a week
I'm a failure, might actually end it soon
I drive
>>1254603
What are you going to school for?
Swing trader, trying to build a professional track record so i can get in prop or manage some capital
>wish me luck brehs
Pizza cuck $200/w
Grocery stocking cuck $250/w
Street pharmacy $500/w profit
I shoot birds at the airport
>>1254691
I shoot pigeons at the city square. That's just for fun though.
>>1254659
International business.
Not a great major probably, but at 25 i'm ready to be done. Senior now. Going to try to work in international firm.
>>1255078
Lmfao
>being a senior at 25
I graduated at 21.
Air National Guard
But I have a full-time job with the Guard
I enlisted as a 3D132 (Cyber Transport - basically network infrastructure maint), but applied for a job in IT Plans and Programs. I had no idea what it was.
Now, I'm the base IT ECO (Equipment Control) managing an inventory of over 4000 IT assets. Each unit has an IT Inventory manager who is accountable for their particular units' assets. I have to maintain the online inventory system, add new assets, move assets between units, force unit IT managers to conduct an annual inventory, provide them with training, etc. I also have to make sure all assets are replaced when they go out of warranty. This year, for example, we ran a report and determined that among other things, we had 100 monitors going out of warranty within the year, and 300 already out (The previous ECO was a shiteater who did nothing, that's why). I put through a requirement document and we got 400 monitors from NGB, and I immediately starting going through the base, unit by unit, replacing all of the expired monitors. We have to send old equipment to DRMO, and that involves a lot of paperwork and taking the equipment over to Supply and helping them palletize it. DRMO is basically the government's recycling clusterfuck, and they apparently put some reusable stuff out to schools and law enforcement agencies and other places where old monitors and computers might be useful. Each monitor I replace requires me to click 6 times in an inventory system, input the two serial numbers, generate a label and fill out two pieces of paperwork, and actually move the damn monitor. In my first year, I replaced 400 monitors, about 90 desktops, 20 printers, and around 200 laptops.
Now, the "fun" part of my job: IT Planning and Requirements and project management. WE have a whole bunch of paperwork and computer systems whose sold purpose is requesting money from the Pentagon, from NGB, or from the state, for IT projects or orders.
Sell hardwood flooring.
$65k
I get to witness idiots here pile every last penny of their income into the only asset cash they have: a house, at the peak of a housing bubble (Toronto, Canada).
>>1255135
(Continued)
So, say our commander in Comm decides he wants to see if we can get money to replace all of our network switches on base, along with their UPSes (he did, and this example is real)... I have him fill out a form I made asking him to describe the shortfall, what the suggested solution was, if there was a deadline or timeframe the requirement needs to be filled in, and how mission-critical the requirement is. I have to turn around and fill out a bunch of forms on a site NGB set up, and I'll usually translate anything that's unclear when filling it out. I'll go ahead and get quotes for everything in the requirement (in this case, I had our network guys give me quotes for exactly what would work for them)
I then put in the prices, upload the quotes, and wait for funding to be released.
Then I'm the project manager - not the project lead. I just have to sit in on boring conference calls and schedule dates for contractors to come out at this point, make sure the money is in our unit checkbook when they charge us, and I have to schedule our QA guys to sign off on the project before I mark it as "complete" and it falls off the face of the earth and everyone wonders where all of the guard's money went.
Anyways, for all of this, I make about $45,000/year no matter whether I literally shit my pants at work and continue watching youtube videos at my desk (like the guy before me did), or whether I bust my balls and fix that guy's fuckups.
I really need a change.
having a quality time in scandinavian refugee center,,
Security guard with a really shitty company.
Currently looking into colleges or certification programs for EMT. Opens the door into the field of medicine.
>>1250597
you're dad practically owns the company
I don't know why you don't just quit
>>1252707
Where I'm at, average salary is $25,000, but I live in a hick town full of welfare cases, I think the national average is probably like 35,000
>>1255192
it's not that bad job,, I'm making ~3k per month (euros) and I have easiest job ever, shitload of ''free time'' and good overtime and other bonuses because it's getting really difficult to find people to guard these rapefugees.
>>1249270
I deliver mail. Best part of my job so far has been meeting people who are starting their own businesses, working out of their homes and selling shit online.
One guy I pick stuff up from every day sells toys. Started out only a couple of items a week, now his business has taken off and he makes enough money during Christmas season to cover his expenses for the entire year. I really want to know how he does it but I would probably sound like an autist, plus he and his guys smoke so much weed they barely notice me when I arrive.
>>1250481
how did you get into that? What is your educational background?
>inb4 have the last name Patel
Government data entry for 10 bucks an hour.
I'm already ahead of my coworkers because I just work with my headphones in listening to music or podcasts and don't have loud conversations gossiping about other people in the office that cause drama and bother the engineers and other real employees with the noise.
I can pull a Ben Hamper and meet my hourly quota ahead of time by cranking down and processing all the files I need to do for the day with hours to spare, then do the 10 minute drive home and do whatever I want there while still clocked in. Then I'll drive back after an hour or two and work for a little while before clocking out for the day.
I get my work done and I'm not a dumb loud redneck Bubba/Krystal or a dumb loud ghetto Tyrone/Shaniqua who can't use their inside voices and literally talk about crimes they've commited and about pussy as vulgarly as possible loudly enough for a dozen people to hear them or loudly talking shit about their coworkers or having retarded religious discussions about how stupid Catholicism and every other religion or lack therof is compared to the Southern Baptist church that a clique of them belong to.
Lol the people on our floor hate us, we have engineers with advanced degrees working in cubes next to group cubicles of ghetto diversity hires, ignorant country bumpkins, and a handful of college students like myself all making just above minimum wage.
>>1255159
Get a blog. Jesus christ...
>>1255333
What a dick
I hate when you bother to make a detailed post on this shithole of a Filipino sport fishing forum and some asshole tells you to get a blog.
>>1255343
Yeah. Like, dude, sorry I gave as much detail as I could and didn't just say "IT planner, 45 grand"
Some people want a boring chan, I guess.
28
Environmental, Health and Safety Specialist
75k a year plus bonus (not much really, like 2k)
No degree, just a high school education.
28
Second tier software engineer at a large share online retailer that isn't Amazon.
$105kish.
I write parts of a big piece of software that projects delivery costs and time estimates for warehouses and suppliers. I actually just recently finished a large solo project that will incorporate a massive stock of data from Fedex to shorten our time estimates by about 50% on a whole. It's neato. I want to use my competence as leverage to continue advancing upward. Two levels above me gets unlimited vacation time. Kinda looking forward to it.
M&A @ GOldman Sachs
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debt collector in auto finance
$22/hr + anywhere from 700-2k performance bonus monthly
breddy easy job as long as you can handle people screaming at you and still manage to convince them to pay their contractual monthly payment
28
Forensic Accountant 5 years xp
$100-150k
>>1255552
How did you get that job?
>4th year machinist
>50k/ year
>Just got laid off
Going to finish this apprenticeship in August, then possibly start a millwright apprenticeship as I will get a year credit towards millwright, i.e. start at 2nd year.
Unfortunately Alberta is shit as far as machining goes. Don't have much choice.
The issue with being self employed in the machining industry is that it's very expensive to buy machines and a shop, etc.
>>1249270
Legal intern, unpaid, 24. Studying the patent bar exam. It's kind of a shit situation; I'm not a very good student, so I couldn't get one of the few paid internships, but putting this one on my resume will fix that, especially if I can be a patent examiner.
So for right now I'm less than a wageslave, I do it for free. Luckily I have savings from working as an engineer before so I don't have any debt and will be able to pay for school entirely.
>>1255707
if you buy a machine how much are you going to be profiting per year, and how fast can you expect to pay it off?
>>1249270
Trade stocks, live off passive investments.
Geez. It's so depressing how everyone does boring jobs that they hate. Tfw do same shit for decades then die.
Life is truly scam unless you are born rich and good looking.
>>1249270
Unemployed, but I want to be an artist. I'm really good, so I know I'll be successful. Although, I understand all the disdain and uncertainty that people have towards the pursuit of an art career, so I'm investing some financial aid money in trading stocks and hopefully can earn a reliable fortune from it.
I used to work in a kitchen for a long time and hated that shit, and concluded I never want to have a wagecuck job ever again.
>>1256432
What passive investments do you have?
>>1249589
lol another mad cuck at missing the bitcoin boat
if you aren't young and rich kys srs
>>1255343
Just try to be more concise angryfag
>>1255221
>3k euros a month
why is everyone lying in this thread lol
>>1252781
positioning means your webstie shows up first
he had luck to position his websites if he didn't do any precise research
i have a youtube channel, and i have managed to position several videos in the first page of keywords that have thousands of videos, i just made decent content
i get around 200 bucks a month from the channel
the guy saying he's makin 6 figures from 2 websites is probably lying or just had mega luck with his site. you never know how the fuck the search algorithm will react to your content.
>>1256459
Just traditional shit; stocks, funds and whatnot.
I'd like to bring in a bigger percentage through trading, but it takes time.
>>1256487
probably 3k bruto of which 42% go to father state
reeeeeeee
>>1256301
Don't really have any knowledge of the business side. I suppose I should educate myself and get my employer to include me in these duties if possible.
Both new and used machines have a wide range in price too.
What is the most profitable job in the arts industry?
>>1256925
fluffer.
22
Technical Support Analyst
48k base + 12-15k a year profit sharing + med benefits
Pretty happy with it, just graduated last week and I should clear 60k my first year before taxes. Only thing that bugs me is that this field isn't very related to my Supply Chain major, but I'm gonna try to get into cyber security after a few years and aim for that 6 figure salary.
student 23
my own business repairing mobile phones
FX Sales & Trading. Around 90k a year with commission. Just finishing up my second year after graduation.
I can safely say I'm paid way more than what I produce in this society but fuck it, about 40% of my income goes to taxes.
I work for a planning department at a local authority.
It's fucking tedious and I dread going to sleep each night.
>>1256969
how much do you actually make a day?
>>1256982
>about 40% of my income goes to taxes
La'De'Daniqua and her 12 welfare kids thanks you for your generous donation.
>>1256982
I'm trying to learn more about S&T, what is a typical day like for you? How did you get into S&T? Why did you decide to focus on FX?
>>1256994
I can repair 2-3 iPhones in an hour. Each iPhone earns me 60 EUR.
It's not a fulltime job though. More like 1-2 phones a week. However it's a fresh market and there could be made a lot of money in it if handled correctly.
>>1257036
What I want to say, give me 150k and I'll make a million in this business.
27
pool cleaner
$600 weekly
i should probably just kill myself once im 30
Software Engineer
24
~78k/y
I have ~30k positive net worth (retirement, investments, savings, etc) but I still feel broke as fuck. At least I like my job.
>>1252712
Listen you stupid fucking comma diarrheatard, maybe he doesn't know what the average is in certain regions. Why don't you tell him since it's so obvious. Fuckboi
Just to clarify, are all these salary figures that you guys are throwing around pre tax or post tax amounts?
>>1249270
>Mortgage Loan originator
>Missed the bubble years ago because college
>Feels bad man
Still make decent enough because of the commission but dam new laws and guidelines make giving out loans extremely hard. Instead of 1-7 days to pass any loan thru it takes 25-90 depending how fucked the clients file is.
Can only imagine how much money I would be making if it was like early 2000's when people could just pass out loans like candy on Halloween.
>>1249587
>30k€ before taxes
>18500 after
What the actual fuck.
Im a waiter :)
Thinking about becoming a dental hygienist. I dated a girl who did that. Dumb as a box of rocks but after a one year course shes making like 60 grand plus benefits. Cush ass hours too. But im not sure if anyone would hire a male hygienist nomsayin
>>1257632
I should mention 60k is on the low end of the wage spectrum also
Train Conductor/ switchman
Make $42/hr
>>1257632
my dentist has about 50/50 mix of them.
>29
>54k
>Correctional Officer
21 Working in a project team for Stryker
21 k p/a
Profffesional dick sucker
i do it for free
>>1256462
>wasting bitcoins on cars
>kys srs tbhfam
>This is who has money in the world.
Please kill yourself in the most expensive way possible.
>>1257759
I am really quite jealous of your position anon, how long you been at it? sounds [spoiler]cushy[/spoiler]
29, decided to go back to university at 26
studying law because I think it's cool
make 15k/year on the side with the remains my own online business, covers living expenses
net worth basically 0
will be finishing among the top 1% of my class next year
mfw I don't even own a car at 30
switching between "life is awesome!" and "it's probably best if I kill myself" on a daily basis
>>1257771
>switching between "life is awesome!" and "it's probably best if I kill myself" on a daily basis
This happens to me too.
23 and still in school, wanna get into web development (yeah I know you don't need to have a degree for it but whatever, I'm not from America).
Work casually at a warehouse @ $37.50/hour.
>>1255527
How? Let me guess, you knew someone? Not hating, just curious.
>>1252816
Where is that at and probably rape
>>1254673
Profit = free NyQuil
>>1257775
>Work casually at a warehouse @ $37.50/hour.
That seems like quite a lot, what do you do there?
I have a question that doesn't deserve its own thread and I feel like this would be the place to ask.
Yesterday I was working my cashier wageslave job and I struck up a conversation with a lady that asked me a chain of seemingly unrelated random questions. Evidently something about our conversation impressed her about my "customer-service" abilities and she revealed herself to be an interview manager at a place that "trains branch managers" if I remember right. She wrote down her information on a piece of receipt paper (pic related) and told me she would call me back in what is now between 7 to 12 hours.
Is this going to be a full-blown phone interview? What should I even expect?
>>1257894
Aren't these things usually pyramid schemes?
>>1257896
If I'm not being fucked with would it be okay to open the "interview" with enough questions of my own to figure this out without coming off as a dick?
>>1257894
attend
don't hand over any money
see what it can do for you and if it's an opportunity
27
IT Consultant at the DoD
80k/year
>30
>Senior Analyst
>$80k/yr
I just took some edx courses on excel and ms office vba. Finance is filled with retards.
>>1249270
>22
>Finance wage cuck
I just started a new job. Between my bonus (on the low end, could be up to 10k more), my relocation/signing bonus (written off as reimbursed expenses), and my base salary, I'll earn about 92k this year before taxes. Could be up to 98.5k, and I earned about 8k from my last job.
So all in, I'll be over $100k this year.
I'm thinking about become a ride share driver on the weekends to supplement my income (really wanna buy a condo), but then I think I need to maintain a decent car which would cost a lot.
>>1257941
what's your degree?
>>1256982
>about 40% of my income goes to taxes.
40% is low compared to what others have to endure. I had to pay 40-50% taxes when i worked packing boxes in my gap year. All so the rapefugeeeees can get nice houses.
Well at least now I can work the system so i recieve more money from the goverment than i pay :^)
31 years old. Dropped out of college in 3rd year. Calibrate infra red cameras for Chinese company since 2008.
Gross exactly 1800/month. Net 1610/month
I live in a shitty apartment complex where my car gets vandalised all the time because it's all I can afford while still having some money left at the end of the month.
>>1256492
>i just made decent content
HOLD THE FUCKING PHONE!
hydrologist. chill office job where I get to go play outdoors sometimes. geoscience is the place to be lads.
>>1255159
That was an interesting read, thanks anon
>>1249270
> 26
> 27k Yearly
> TA at mid-major university (rhetoric and comp.), freelance, occasional landscaping
Only 20 more years to tenure.
>>1249270
Lawyer
22
Lead Aeronautics Engineer
$400k/yr + stocks + bonuses
$200k/yr from real estate
$100k/yr from e-commerce business that runs itself
Assistant to the CEO of a Japanese startup
I do data analytics and go on business trips (I'm fluent in Japanese)
25 years old, I make 75k a year
CEO wants to take me with him to his next startup
Life is good.
Fell for the CS meme. Just graduated and I'm about to start my 100K job in Texas. Fucking paying an assload in rent though so I can walk to work.
Being a wage slave is comfy
>24
>final year of business studies at university
>Front Desk Agent
>27 years old
>10k
>>1249270
IB analyst
>>1259059
looks like you're doing pretty good bro. When did you start earning? You must have started pretty early to amass enough property to make 200k from it, how did you do it?
>>1259527
He didn't
>>1257958
accounting
>>1257771
>switching between "life is awesome!" and "it's probably best if I kill myself" on a daily basis
Also fighting these bs feel battles.
3rd shift security wagecuck. Hours are stable and I can take time planning our my next steps. I have pretty low living expenses, so the theme of the month is finding ways to invest what I've managed to squirrel away.
>>1249270
>The phone is my sword
>Email is my landmine
Sales
>>1257765
bitcoin new elite masterrace checkin in
stay mad poorfag lol
>>1257050
OR get new clients
Hiring someone to do more pools.
Continue until you are top area pool cleaner
>>1257605
Yea really wish we could go back to those high flying times when erryone went full ruhtard
And back through the collapse again.
Could really capitalize on some peoples losses
warehouse worker.
22/hour
trying to invest any leftover money I have after paying off bills.
>>1257629
> yurop
>>1249270
This always pops up....
Anyway Senior clientele manager for one of the big 4 law firms.
>>1256452
Hate satan's control.
God wouldn't do this.
Network Engineer
>22
>Bank Examiner (Federal Government)
> $70k + Federal Benefits
I'm just starting out (Still in my first year coming from no experience). I should be making well over 100k in the next few years. I'm also hoping to start more aggressively investing to get a passive income going.
>>1257941
What kind of analyst? What do you analyse day to day?
>>1259704
Interesting. What do you do that the firm needs you ?
>18
>nothing yet
>doing a music course in college
>realized that it won't put food on the plate
Not to try and hijack the thread, but I feel like I've fucked my life up already. what do?
>>1259883
You haven't even graduated yet, so you have plenty of time to change course. Think about you what you enjoy, what you've been successful at in the past, and what education is in demand. Once you've reconciled these factors, change your major accordingly.
>>1259938
The 1st year of the course ends in like 5 weeks, and it's a UK college so it's only a diploma. I really didn't end up enjoying school much due to mental health issues during my final years. Although I've really come to appreciate wood strangely so I was thinking forestry.
ILWU longshoreman. My base wage is $38 an hour, but I get more if I operate a machine and/or work the night/weekend/holiday shift.
webcam model - gay4pay - made $87,000 a year. Spend 16 hours a week fapping and showing off my body for horny old men. I also have an office job that pay 40k a year
>>1259958
Keep on hauling that big freight, brother.
>>1259958
Go go ro/ro
>>1260013
Thanks, logisticsbro, I will.
>>1260016
Never heard that before. Clever.
>>1260023
All dem pigs about to go to the slaughter.
26
120k
elec engineer
have almost nothing in savings....
>>1250293
>I have the same job, have the same degree, and am the same age
Weird, but cool
>>1259527
He didn't, you dumb fuck.
Aerospace engineer - 26 - 80k Canadian
$16bn asset size bank bond portfolio manager
$85k
26yo
>>1260009
This is the only guy I believe
>>1250317
live or online
>>1250115
How do I become please tell me.
It manager, $80,000 CAD salary. Job is chill, lots of idle time to trade penny stocks, fuck around on forums, or play Civ5 via remote desktop.
Part of me feels like I should be investing that time into certifications, but I don't give a shit about career advancement and the stress that comes with it. Current plan is so continue making easy money, keep renting a cheap pad, and driving a shitbox, while I invest every penny I can and retire young.
23
Engineer/BIM technician
55k
25
Construction Industry
Buyer/Admin/Quantity Surveyor/Whatever the company director tells me I'm doing next week
Currently working on tenders for 3-5 potential contracts
Earning a pitiful 18k before tax, 15k net (britbong dollers)
Want to start up myself selling chink electronics from Alibaba but don't have the disposable income to buy stock due to bringing up 2 kids.
So how should I kill myself?
>>1249270
Government job working in antitrust enforcement.
Sometimes I tell people I'm a competition enforcer but really I'm a desk monkey.
Still I get to oversee murders and executions.
>>1260377
gun murder suicide is always fun.
>>1260399
>UK fag
>Can't buy more than 2 packets of paracetamol, never mind a gun.
25
Sales Support
$50k/yr
Finance Degree
Honestly I feel like I'm working too hard for the money I'm making. Going to tone it down and lay low for one more year and then I'm out of this bitch. Hopefully find a job paying $65k.
>19
>labourer at my dads roofing company
>$14/hr
The jobs growing on me desu. It's shitty hot hard work that nobody wants to do but it really makes you appreciate the little things in life.
Honestly I live for the breeze that cools my body while I'm busting my ass up on the roof, feels like pure extacy
Not making alot of money right now but this is my 3rd season and I started at 10/hr, aiming to make 18 by the end of this season
Hopefully I can be half the man that my dad is
>>1261096
Sounds like he is grooming you to take over the family biz, not a bad position to be in. Maybe take some basic accounting and business management courses. A lot of trades people who should be pulling 6 figures can barely keep their businesses above water because they don't know how to mange money.
>>1259805
How do you land a spot like that at 22? Just know the right people?
>>1260315
Just bought a 2013 newmobile that isn't a Ford. It can pay off more to get a newer car than to keep running shitboxes.
The last and first car I had was a 1995 than I ran until it commited engine-oil sepuku. I regret nothing.
>>1260377
How did you plan on selling alishit? eBay, Craigslist?
I started doing the same, buying small amounts of cheapass flashlights and selling them to my coworkers for a small profit. I know this could pick up to a good part-time gig, but I need the best way to approach it.
>>1261257
I've been reading a few success stories, how to's and sellers guides. Mostly bullshit, but useful to learn how to avoid starter pitfalls.
My plan for starting out was to use Facebook local selling groups to push items I buy cheap and make decent profit from, like cheap power banks, usb accessories & household decorations. If I can keep a small amount of that profit in a separate account and use it to but in a decent stock, labels, packaging... Then I'd move into the eBay/Amazon space. Probably buy a promotion slot for fast sellers based on current selling ranks on the site I choose.
Doubt I'll ever get to that stage though. The Facebook pages I am targeting are full of housewives with too much time and disposable income to care what crap they are buying. So I might just stick to that, if all goes well.
My only concern is having to register with HMRC to declare that income. I know they'd be all over my shit because Facebook is such an open platform that they can see all my sales if they feel like investigating me.
>>1261201
I won't be taking it over anytime soon as he is only 20 years older than me but my mom is the bookkeeper/accountant so hopefully she'll teach me everything I need to know
My goal right now is to advance to a foreman position
>>1249307
The only person with job security in the modern world is a hot whore on a webcam portal.
>>1257771
>switching between "life is awesome!" and "it's probably best if I kill myself" on a daily basis
That's probably the sentiment of a lot of people around 4chan. This place unmasks a lot of the mystery of life.
Who can get excited about women when you go look at some Chad plays Tinder thread and see how the hot women are jumping for his cock while he talks to them like fuckpigs from the first interaction.
At this point, the only interesting possibility is making enough to ditch my wagecuck job, owning barely any personal items, and traveling around getting blown by random whores.
Just like a Houellebecq novel.
>>1257781
She was a cashier for $7.50 but got a $30 raise after the boss started exploring her colon.
>>1260009
Aren't you worried your job will find out?
Wealth Management Advisor at UBS, getting transferred to Zurich next week.
>>1259657
Get at me biz
https://twitter.com/XOKirstySky/status/732380702600249344
i redirect emails, answer phone calls, and generally pass the buck whenever possible. working in finance.
it pays decent, the managers are a bunch of neanderthals though. they gossip with their staff and generally make work life miserable.
working on opening my own business in the meantime..
>>1261762
A little. Odds are unlikely.
>>1260009
i'd do this as well. which website do you use?
residential journeyman electrician
23.50 an hr with as much over time as i want. Not terribly difficult and the boss is a cool guy but I feel like I'm not living up to my potential.
Special Agent FBI cybercrime task force. $87,000. Masters in Criminal Law. Stay in school kids.
IOS developer, took a 4 months course and got hired before it was even over, been working for 2 years now, company got purchased recently and i got a raise/bump in benefits and a better office.
making $70k
dont even have a degree.
Nurses assistant, attending community college and starting the LPN program in the fall. Plan on becoming an RN within the next 4 years.
I make 10.50 an hour and can easily work 50 hours a week if I want. The job isn't hard, especially night shift as most residents are asleep but you will have to deal with some nasty stuff, ie changing diapers, showering old people, wiping up shit etc.
>>1262546
>>1260009
I'm desperate for money, fit and rather handsome.
Could you give me some pointers? pitfalls to avoid etc?
>>1249270
CPA 230k
