Hey biz! Tomorrow I will exactly 10 days to somehow get $300. I don't have many resources. Please provide some ideas to get money fast online or in person.
>inb4 suck 300 dicks
It's already on my list. Seriously, no memes plz.
Ask your parents
>>1243324
No can do, they broke senpai
Uber driving 24h
>>1243307
Go to a public area and hold up a sign saying "Need money to feed family".
Begging is a surprising lucrative endeavor. As long as your willing to swallow your pride, you can make 300 in no time easily.
stocks
>>1243353
Can't make money on stocks if you don't have money you tard.
>>1243307
borrow 20 bucks from 15 people.
>>1243382
take a loan fag
>>1243409
>taking out a loan to invest in the stock market
this is only viable if you are already reasonably certain you are going to commit suicide
>>1243409
If OP can take a loan, then he can just use the loan towards the $300 he needs. Stocks was a retarded suggestion any way you look at it.
>>1243430
no, you can always take another loan out to pay the first loan off, or use your credit card.
you dont ever have to go broke
>>1243353
god fucking damn it some people are fucking just retarded, feels like you are from the US
>>1243440
no i am not from us? who is us? retard how would i know where you were? us? us? us? whos? Who is us? you?
>>1243445
You are just proving how retarded you are
>>1243458
Who are?
I think you are wrong and should apologize
geez
>>1243307
use the money from your job
Cut lawns?
>>1243345
Panhandling pays far over the minimum wage usually. Still fairly deporable in many cases. I remember seeing someone who had no arms and used a metal rod with a KFC cup on the end instead though. I gave him a little something.
>>1243307
can you write? i need a writer who some marketing (common sense) skills.
>>1243483
Yeah, I'm eloquent kek. Please don't be trolling tho
What kind of life crisis requires 300 in 10 days
>>1243496
This, OP. I too am interested
payday loan
credit card
autoloan
>>1243541
C'mon OP. This is 4chan. No one teases on 4chan. We are all adults here.
>>1243307
i will give you $300 if you suck my dick deepthroat and swallow with a smile.
>>1243353
May I ask what platform you are using
>>1243541
do you want us to help you or not
>>1243307
>Have you ever drank a glass of black rhinoceros blood? Of course not. I was just being colloquial to start this story with an anecdote. The first time I had a glass I was in South Africa taking a celebratory drink on Johannesburg after completing a successful hunt. You see in South Africa they don't hunt lion or elephant. We hunted a more dangerous game: the kaffir or black man. I finally had a 7 year old boy cornered in an Oingo Bongo merchandise warehouse when the thoughts passed through my mind: Should I pull the trigger? Can I ever come back to who I was before this moment? I pulled the trigger made my first 100 million dollars. This is something you need to ask yourself, can I pull the trigger on this deal amd make the right choice? 10% funding for 85% ownership and prima nocte rights to your daughters.
>>1244317
RobinHood for Android
Otherwise I use InteractiveBrokers
>>1243307
i will give you $301 if you suck my dick deepthroat and swallow with a bigger smile.
>>1244363
i will give op $310 if suck my dick deepthroat and swallow with a smile hen licks off the last drop from the tip with a cheerful wink.
i will give op $311 if suck my dick deepthroat and swallow with a smile hen licks off the last drop from the tip with a cheerful wink and much more later. As a smart investor not going over $311.
Why don't you sell food or treats
>>1243307
$7.25/hr * 52 hours * 80% = $301.60
literally get a minimum wage job you stupid lazy fuck
>>1243307
This is why loans exist, retard.
>>1244355
robinhood is only available in countries that support liberty (i.e. murrica).
what can i use as a yuropean?
