>want a beachfront
>want 100 acres
>literally impossible to find both
i'm ending my life unless someone tells me beachfronts are over rated
>>1242879
beachfronts are over rated bruv
u shud still kill urself doe
>>1242879
I can sell you a beachfront property with 99.99 acres.
>>1242888
can I buy the .01 from the neighbors? or is it city owned
k beachfronts are overrated.
there now I'm even for the chick I trolled until she hung herself
/biz/ idea: free gym for women but they're on cam
>>1242892
>/biz/ idea: free gym for women but they're on cam
I can stare at hot women who don't stare back in real life. For free too
nah but seriously what do
I was at a beachfront house near Santa Barbara a month or two ago.
A few years ago, it had a really nice beach. Today, no more beach. The ocean took it. It was just rocks and slime.
If you buy beachfront property, be prepared to pay up for beach restoration.
>>1242879
I got ocean front property for sale in Arizona if your interested. .5 acres for 3k. undeveloped
>>1242896
No eye contact, >omega
Nobody, with money that isn't their parent's, will buy this
Beachfront is overrated. Macro: If you have beachfront property it's not a matter of if but when Mother Nature is going to claim her prize. Might be 10 years, might be 10,000 but it will happen. Global climate change makes it even riskier. Or you get a hurricane or tsunami and it happens in a matter of hours. Micro: you constantly have strangers wandering onto your property from/trying to get to the beach. Saltwater is a mofo and highly corrosive. Salt spray means you're going to be washing everything more often and dictates what you can plant. Better to be back up on a hill with a badass view.
>>1243080
planting anything other than nourishing fields of coconuts
http://www.vladi-private-islands.de/en/islands-for-sale/price-list/
there are several locations that meet both your criterion here.
>>1242879
They fill up with bugs super fast.
>Source, my grandparents rented one for a week, by the end of the week, roaches were everywhere.
literally this?
>buy a beachfront property
>flood/hurricane/tsunami/etc
>buy a lakefront property
>waters recede until it is a mudfront property
>>1242892
good luck with feminist/transexual/other degeneracy bullshit lawsuits
>>1242879
Where specifically are you buying?
I work for the government and I can tell you if sea levels are expected to rise in that area.
>>1242879
You ever lived near a beach outside of summer/holidays?
Enjoy metric-fucktons of salt, gale force winds every day and shit being eroded away every storm.
Upside, fairly stable ambient temps year round.
