Dear /biz/...
I've got 2 grand in the bank, and want to make some sort of profit on it over the summer... What do you lot figure is the best course of action?
>inb4getajob
get a job
first you buy some knee pads and then you
>>1239968
Invest it in gold
1. Put all on 2nd dozen
2. Enjoy having 6 grand in the bank
Put it in a 12 month CD, champ.
With that .1% APY you'll make TWO whole dollars in a year. Isn't that sumthin?
>>1239986
Could I get an elaboration?
>>1239971
Got one...
>>1239989
SOLD!!
>>1240004
>>1240008
.... Can't believe I totally missed the reference... Roulette is my game!
>>1240004
BUT WAIT! THERE'S MORE!
If you stick that bad boy in there for TWENTY FOUR MORE MONTHS that APY goes up to..... .3% (oooohhhh ahhhhhhhh)!
With compound interest you'll realize a gain of... drum roll please! ...EIGHTEEN DOLLARS AND FIVE CENTS!!!!!!!!!!!
>>1240010
Well, it is late, and it has been a long day!
>>1240013
The real question, though, is "what are they doing with my 2 grand to make themselves money while it's invested with them?" ;)
>>1239968
725 goog. 556 appl. 500 scty. rest in sco