If I cut off one of my fingers while at work, will I qualify for disability?
>>1239342
Gonna seem like a strange injury, if you're an accountant.
>>1239342
Kek, no
Just say you're autistic
>>1239342
Yes, and workman's comp and possibly other compensation too.
If your boss is smart and videotaped you sawing off your finger after asking this question, no, you'll actually go to jail with 9 fingers for fraud.
>>1239342
Only one way to find out Op
Yeah. You'll be 0.009% disabled.
>>1239342
They go hard for looks, try burning u'r face
>>1239615
This. It's not like you were putting it to use anyway.
>>1239342
Read Uncle Remus Guide to Welfare, fake a 5150.
Are you in a union? If so. Yes. You qualify.
Disability is based on percentages. You might get a small lump sum for your trouble and highly doubtful you'll get any continuing payments.
>>1239342
no you moron
>>1239342
just dive mouth first on your bosses cock
>>1239359
>Implying he isn't already
>>1239342
Maybe if it gives you ptsd
>>1239348
It's a strange world
