How does one become an attractive Bateman-esque investment banker?
>>1232922
Usually starts with a pretty vigorous morning routine.
>>1232922
Dubs help
Suicide
Wasn't the whole thing just his fantasy?
Pretty easy i say
>find stray cat
>take it to an ATM
>???
>PROFIT
>>1232922
I suggest you get a good business card. A shade of bone and the lettering is something called Silian Rail orrrrrrrrrrrr Look at that subtle off-white coloring. The tasteful thickness of it. Oh my God, it even has a watermark...
>>1232922
well Bateman's dad owned the company and he went to Harvard Business School so I guess start with that
Don't go to Yale.
Also go back in time, like 25 years.
If you aren't born tall and good looking kill yourself.
>>1233363
We have plastic surgery nowadays :P
Don't give up on your dreams
>>1233395
This. A king of manlets like me (5'11") can wear 1 inch boots and get plastic surgery to improve looks.
At least I'm not Asian and 5'4".
>>1233363
>if you aren't born tall and good looking
Be honest now, have you ever seen a 6'5 baby who is also a male model being born like that?
There are no more barriers to cross. All I have in common with the uncontrollable and the insane, the vicious and the evil, all the mayhem I have caused and my utter indifference toward it I have now surpassed. My pain is constant and sharp, and I do not hope for a better world for anyone. In fact, I want my pain to be inflicted on others. I want no one to escape. But even after admitting this, there is no catharsis; my punishment continues to elude me, and I gain no deeper knowledge of myself. No new knowledge can be extracted from my telling. This confession has meant nothing
>>1233406
Don't you dare make fun of my wife's son!
>>1233418
>mfw I watched his videos
the kid just wanted to be loved but was too autistic to understand that to dance a man gotta lead.
EXFOLIATE
