/biz/ how do I stop being a lazy faggot?
I recognize and accept that I have a procrastination problem. My mom enabled me by letting me be a NEET after I finished high school. Sure its comfy to not do anything but I'm sick of it. I want to grow up and discipline myself to actually accomplish something. Currently working a shitty wagecuck job but I think if I apply myself and put forth more effort I could do better for myself. Maybe I could get around to writing that novel series of mine and make a few bucks from it.
Surely I'm not the only one on this board that's been through this. Tell me what helped you to break out of your lazy ways. Maybe you were raised that way, maybe you had an epiphany. I just gotta break through.
>>1231260
Testosterone.
>>1231260
How you uh, how you comin' on that novel you're working on? Huh? Gotta a big, uh, big stack of papers there? Gotta, gotta nice little story you're working on there? Your big novel you've been working on for three years? Huh? Gotta, gotta compelling protagonist? Yeah? Gotta obstacle for him to overcome? Huh? Little story brewing there? Working on, working on that for quite some time? Huh? Yeah, talking about that three years ago. Been working on that the whole time? Nice little narrative? Beginning, middle, and end? Some friends become enemies, some enemies become friends? At the end your main character is richer from the experience? Yeah? Yeah? No, no, you deserve some time off.
Holy shiet,
I'm in this exact position. I only get 16-26 hours of work a month as I live in a small town and every penny I earn goes to my parents as rent. I also don't have a license or access to a car so I couldn't even get a job in the city. I've been thinking of joining the military. If you're canadian wanna join with me?
>>1231265
w2c for cheap?
>>1231266
the book is just a hobby. I don't expect it to get me anywhere at all...
>>1231274
Amerifat here, sorry, leaf
>>1231266
>How you uh, how you comin' on that novel you're working on? Huh? Gotta a big, uh, big stack of papers there? Gotta, gotta nice little story you're working on there? Your big novel you've been working on for three years? Huh? Gotta, gotta compelling protagonist? Yeah? Gotta obstacle for him to overcome? Huh? Little story brewing there? Working on, working on that for quite some time? Huh? Yeah, talking about that three years ago. Been working on that the whole time? Nice little narrative? Beginning, middle, and end? Some friends become enemies, some enemies become friends? At the end your main character is richer from the experience? Yeah? Yeah? No, no, you deserve some time off.
Fuck you Sam Hyde release some more videos you lazy fat fucker with gyno
>>1231279
>tfw I am a lazy fucker with gyno
>>1231260
Take speed and get off it one work week a day, slowly move to 2 then 3 then 4 then 5.
Eat well, exercise, and don't fap either. Set alarm at otherside of room too.
>>1231288
goddangit why does everyone on /lit/ and /biz/ tell me to do drugs instead of solve my actual problems
>>1231274
Im in your position. dont know how it is in canada but i figure its a better position than i have now. only thing im wondering is how im going to make the most of it
Join the military. In 3 years you'll have the self discipline to get shit done and if you select a skill that you can use in the private sector you'll be employable. Just don't let some recruiter talk you into being an infantryman.
>>1231260
listen OP, i know this isn't the answer you wanna hear but it's the truth. The only way you can change is by just doing it. I wish there was another way, I wish there was a secret quote from some philosopher from back in the day that would trigger something in your brain to change you, I wish there was some book by some self-help "guru" that holds the secret, I wish there was a super-simple, step-by-step guide on how to become productive, but there isn't.
>>1231260
>>1231883
Wow. Every now and again there's an anon that cuts to the core with their words and it really sticks with you. Phenomenal. I'm gonna print this out like it's 2002.
thank you all for your replies. I'm gonna finish my resume and fill out a ton of applications RIGHT NOW.
