Is because i'm a woman?!
>>1226104
Why would I buy a literal and figurative #2?
Post more Marissa, dammit.
A nigga needs his blonde tech CEO fix.
>>1226104
She slept her way to the top from being in google, Marissa is not the hero yahoo deserves.
>>1226104
>Is because i'm a woman?!
Yes.
Inb4 her laugh
heh heh heh ehh
More interesting: what will she do after Yahoo?
>>1226104
Riding on the coattails of Google does not a business make
Also the fact that you read a children's book during an important meeting... like what the fuck
>>1226368
she could retire if she wanted
>>1226104
Yes.
>>1226380
Not even retirement will want to take her.
Eh, I'd probably pay to lick her asshole
>>1226104
I did buy yahoo because your a woman. Your incompetence and pushing a leftist agenda has crashed the company and because of that someone is going to buy it and cause a massive bump. I am going to make mint off your failure.
>banned all remote work for the people who actually create the value in the company
>brought in overpaid asshole execs
>got blackmailed into giving them retention bonuses
And my personal favorite:
>paid 1 billion for fucking tumblr
>>1226565
NHJUGHGUHUGHGHHUUHUHUH
>>1226559
And gets a 50+ million dollar severance package for her trouble
>>1226104
Anon, why have not you invested in SHE ETF?
http://www.businesswire.com/news/home/20160307005890/en/State-Street-Global-Advisors-Launches-Gender-Diversity
When you fuck up a multimillion dollar company then get paid for it.
>>1226588
>>1226593
>>1226605
Moral of the story:
Focus on building your personal brand rather than the company you work for.
Also being an attractive woman and 'networking' with nerds at Stanford helps.
everyone hates this woman, right?
she's everything that's wrong with the modern workforce culture
>>1226104
Because you're an incompetent cunt
>>1226605
>multimillion
multibillion
>>1226559
Remote work is bullshit. She was right to cut that. But what can you do with Yahoo anyways? The best thing about it is the Alibaba stake, and the IRS killed that spin-off.
>>1226605
Cute autistic white women really have life on easy mode
>>1226455
good post anon
Dubs confirm riches in your future
>>1226104
honestly i always thought she's the Dan Elop of Yahoo
waiting to see who lines up to buy.
She's fucked up.
>>1228129
>Remote work is bullshit. She was right to cut that
It can work perfectly fine in a company as large as Yahoo. Regardless, she handled it very poorly. Remote working had been a part of yahoo for much longer than her and many employees were accustomed to having that option. It could have been phased out gradually or made less appealing rather than in the demonstrative fashion she did.
But she handled it the way she did for the sake of vanity - she did it to give shareholders the impression that she was making drastic changes to turn the company around and to brand herself as a strong leader. And that is the worst kind of public company CEO - one who does what looks good to keep her job, rather than actually doing what's right int he long term, even though it may not be popular among shareholders.
>>1228402
>It can work perfectly fine in a company as large as Yahoo
the exact opposite
in large companies it was proven that productivity of work at home is less than 30% of office work,
it's actually in small tight-nit companies that people have such a sense of responsibility that they actually maintain productivity at home worm
you are right about how she did it though. that was a wrong implementation but i think it was intentional to ignite resentment.
>>1228373
Tell us something new
>>1228129
lol someone's never worked technology.
"remote work" is just code for "24-hour on-call".
Google gives its employees their choice of laptop and cell phone, then puts all their apps on them and surreptitiously tracks utilization; they remove as many barriers as they can to work, so it becomes hard to just walk away and do your own thing.
Thinking that working remotely is somehow a reprieve from company culture or employee obligations is incredibly dim-witted.
I know that for me personally, I work way more diligently when I'm at home because I'm more accountable for my time. If I'm in the office all day, my boss walks by & knows I'm there, researching/writing/working on projects. When I'm at home, the assumption is I'm doing fuck-all unless I report my progress periodically, simply because that's how the stigma works in most offices.
I'm not complaining about that concept either; I'm just saying that the reason remote work is actually successful is because accountable employees (aka diligent people) work harder when remote to attempt to counteract the stereotype that remoting in is for people who don't actually intend to work that day.
>>1226565
would still eat out / 10
>>1228897
>Thinking that working remotely is somehow a reprieve from company culture or employee obligations is incredibly dim-witted.
i have no words to describe how big of a liar or an idiot you are
>companies want to be progressive and gain PC brownie point
>they put a woman in the CEO position or something else higher up.
>these companies always go to shit or suffer losses.
>It's about time we have a female president
>>1226605
she got paid to do what she was paid to do
you know that there are execs in companies that have loyalty to other companies? as in it's a trojan?
>>1229070
>you know that there are execs in companies that have loyalty to other companies?
i think so as well
>making your business pander to people who don't have money and hate wealth
How did it all go wrong!? Waaaaaah patriarchy something waaaah.
>>1226565
What the actual fuck, is this edited in some way? Its like someone is sliding a sound recording studio's mixing console controls up and down when she laughs.
The Co-founder of Yahoo left the company completely in 2012. Is it because he has an incredible foresight and can predict what will happen to Yahoo 4 years into the future? Did he realize that Yahoo is a sinking ship that's impossible to save as early as 2012?
>>1226104
I want to fuck her brains out. Is there a hotter CEO?
>>1226104
My personal main account is a yahoo account so you better don't fuck up you stupid cunt.
>inb4 I created my account when nobody knew hotmail and everybody just used yahoo
>inb4 I was too lazy to send all my contacts / suscripitions a new email account.
>>1230387
that is not how you use inb4
>>1226104
yes, i am a huge misogynist who avoids sinking ships. but mainly i hate women, of course.
>>1226368
She is on the board of walmart as their tech expert.
>>1226104
IVE NEVER EVER HEARD OF A SINGLE PERSON WHO USES YAYEEW, HOW THE FUCK DO THEY SURVIVE?
Yawho?
>>1230578
>Not using yahoo finance
>posting on biz
Pick one
>>1230586
I don't know shit about money I just want to make bank.
>>1230613
>i'm a nigger
ftfy
>>1230615
I'm actually aryan, have more humour than you and what the fuck is "ftfy".
>>1230626
get out
>>1230586
Is it better than Google Finance?
>>1230626
>i'm 12
>can't google
>i'm a nigger
>>1226104
I'm not into older women normally, but she is so cute. I would love to be her live-in boyfriend, and use her money while shitposting on the chan and traveling the world.
>>1230478
how do you use it then? I've been for a year here and it's the only term I didn't manage to properly understand. And lurking didn't help
Bumping for booty
>>1230651
In the thread before, typical response.
Op cannot inb4
Old /b used to be something like
inb4 niggers
in /biz a proper use would be response to the how I make 1 Gorillian dollars w/ 2 nickels and a broken button would be inb4 $1/dick.
a good correlate would be like popping your myspace cherry
>>1226104
Yes, women invariably make terrible CEOs.
>>1226416
Pay? I'd pray. I'm about to masturbate to her laughing montage. This bitch makes me diamonds.
>>1231534
See Pepsi Cola pls
>>1230651
"Hey guys, buy X stock and it's going to the moon!!"
>inb4 X shill
something along those lines i guess.
>>1230641
yes, a lot better
I would like more indicators though
>>1231540
>I'm about to masturbate to her laughing montage
In all my 8 years of browsing this Cantonese crystal therapy forum, this is easily in the top 3 most degenerate posts I've ever seen.
>>1231605
>this Cantonese crystal therapy forum
i just spilled my water all over the keyboard.
At least she's not as bad as that Sears guy. Now, THAT'S one dumbass who doesn't know what's he's doing.
>>1228129
>Remote work is bullshit.
It's actually been shown that working remotely causes employees to be more productive and work longer hours.
On a more basic level, if your company is looking like it might run aground, and your good people want to work from home, you fucking let them, or they'll go somewhere else
>Anon, have you ever penetrated a woman before?
>>1228946
Kek.Oh lawd that's a riot. Cheers
>>1232416
uh y-yeah?
>>1231950
Sears guy is an assclown.
>>1232883
You don't sound very confident.
>>1231484
>You will never get head from a multimillionaire tech ceo
>>1230578
They acquired tumblr and it makes them millions.
Take your time spent playing video games and multiply it by minimum wage
>in wow alone over 100 grand
>>1234243
Easily.
>now imagine if you put it into the market
>>1226596
I'm dumbfounded that this is real.
http://www.etf.com/SHE
>>1234550
God reading this article made me sick. The stock market is not fucking charity. Still adding SHE to my stock tracking app so i can have the daily pleasure of watching this abomination embarrass itself.
http://www.nytimes.com/2016/03/05/your-money/in-fledgling-exchange-traded-fund-striking-a-blow-for-women.html?_r=0
>The new fund is part of a wave of so-called impact investments — those made in companies, organizations and funds with the intention of generating a measurable, beneficial social and environmental impact.
>>1231540
>I'm about to masturbate to her laughing montage
this desu
>>1230651
inb4 translates to: "let me say the following first before someone else does to try and make fun of me."
>>1226368
a facialabuse scene
>>1234550
who short SHE here?
