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You get a million dollar loan from your father. How do you turn
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You get a million dollar loan from your father. How do you turn it into 4 billion?
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>>1224260
Step 1: Offer virgin daughter to the Jew
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I buy a bunch of real estate and then inherit even more money a few years down the road
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>>1224260
Buy index funds and reinvest the dividends, resulting in the exact same 4 billion
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>>1224267
>posting lies
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>>1224260
Rip each dollar into 4's
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>>1224260
suk sum dik
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>>1224267
29√(4 000 000 000/1 000 000) = 1.33
What index fund gives 33% per year?
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newfags
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I make a killing selling the best steaks
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>>1224753
Sign me up
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>>1224260
Index funds, particularly based on foreign markets, and wait 40 years. Also, real estate.
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>>1224753
>he doesnt know about compounding interest
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I wait until my father dies and gives me my actual money, his inheritance
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>GOP: What. The hell. Is going on?
>TRUMP: Our plan is proceeding as expected.
>GOP: Oh really? Does it look like Jeb is President right now? Your idea, about the Wall, it didn't work, my friend! And now you have my construction crews building it for 24 hours a day! How exactly is that supposed to help my donors make billions?
>TRUMP: [to Stryver] Keep Building!
>GOP: No! You stay here, I'm in charge!
>TRUMP: [puts his hand on GOP's neck] Do you feel in charge?
>[Stryver leaves]
>GOP: We gave you the nomination!
>TRUMP: And this gives you power over me?
>GOP: What is this?
>TRUMP: Your power and your influence have been important... until now.
>GOP: What are you?
>TRUMP: I'm the GOP's reckoning. Here to end the borrowed time you've all been living on.
>GOP: You're pure evil!
>TRUMP: I'm necessary evil
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>>1224267
Where's the business in that? Where's the fun?
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>>1224260
hire 10,000 people for $100 each to suck dicks for me at $10/pop.
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>>1224267
actually would have been $13 billion

http://fortune.com/2015/08/20/donald-trump-index-funds/
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>>1224260
Wait until he gives me $60 million and a company when he dies and then put it in a CD and wait 30 years
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>>1224274
You're fucking retarded aren't you?
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