What are some good ways to make money illegally?
>>1211726
Sucking dicks.
>>1211730
legal where i live
None atm.
I'd work in the fbi, or better yet the IRS before attempting to commit crime.
You better believe that if you get caught committing crime working there you'll get spit roasted
>>1211731
Front-running then, maybe?
sell drugs
Steal things
sell your gf
Raise an army to press your claim to the throne of some country, then levy huge taxes on the serfs.
>>1211731
suck dicks illegally
>>1211726
Sell fake pharmaceuticals used for treating deadly diseases on the dark net for bitcoins. By the time people realize the cut-price aids/cancer/diabetes/whatever medicine you sold them was just talcum powder, they'll be dead.
Grind until you max out your imperium and then prepare a coup
punch mailmen. i'm sure there are people willing to pay for such a service.
>>1211774
...
what the fuck
>>1211854
I gotta agree with you, that is really fucked up.
>>1211774
thanks.
>>1211774
Brilliant
Gather the following
>partner
>demolitions expert
>master acrobat and contortionist
>getaway driver
>hacker
>gadget guy
>conman
>distraction
>burglar
>pickpocket
>a sexy escort
>big guy
>inside man
Add corny music and try to steal something
I kill people for money. Though once I got bored and tried to train the son of one of the men I killed to be a hit-man and he found out after I trained him and tried to kill me
Romance scams. I'm not sure they're even illegal, but there's lots of lying and manipulation involved, so I guess it counts as fraud.
>>1211774
>people will go to darknet for a diabetes cure
>>1211736
>I'd work in the fbi, or better yet the IRS before attempting to commit crime.
Huh. Never thought of it that way. You could commit hella crime then. Especially in the FBI if you're one of the ones with a gun.
>>1211946
More likely than you think
Carding
>>1211955
Carding is dead
>>1211978
Who told you that?
It's still very alive.
>>1211982
It is all about automatic transfer systems now. Carding is childrens money
>>1211986
Educate me m8
>>1211988
http://www.trendmicro.com/cloud-content/us/pdfs/security-intelligence/white-papers/wp_automating_online_banking_fraud.pdf
To purchase
exploit.in/forum
good luck getting rich
Educational purpose only, do not condone illegal activities. My self only being interested in computer software. Enjoy tyrones dick if you get caught
>>1211991
Thanks m8.
Is Lamp still around?
I admit I haven't really been around the scene much lately
>>1211925
Which movie is this?
>>1211726
break into houses, SWIM has done it a number of times, gotten about 3k in gold, electronics, cash. Stakeout a middle to upper-middle class neighborhood with single story homes, the actual chances of clearance rates or any level of investigation are minimal at best.
>>1212013
>Which movie is this?
Oceans 11
>>1212053
Fucking niggers I swear
>>1211731
Nobody said anything about consent OP
>>1212053
In Canada some guy was breaking into high end houses and made millions of dollars.
Before he was caught he was said he'd literally spend every single day at a stripclub.
>>1212060
B&E seems so retarded sketchy in a country so well armed - 3k from "a couple houses" thats fucking pissant money for all that work and risk.
>>1212107
I agree the risk out weighs reward for that guy but you'd be surprised.
In Toronto for example only about 25% of break and enters are ever solved.
You can only imagine the low solve rate of more inconspicuous crime.
Blapblap
>>1211774
shit senpai
>>1212334
Why don't you cash out though?
People still do it.
In store makes you so much more than online.
And d+p is still done...
>>1212013
The Mechanic.
>>1211774
PharmaPhag here. This was a thing with compounded chemo meds. Guy went to jail for selling mostly salt water. Aaay lmao.
>>1211948
IRS is still preferred.
>>1211912
>that many people
>not even veteran brothers
its like you want to be honeypotted
>>1212013
That's the dark knight.
>>1212129
ur in toronto ahlie fham
nothing ever gets in toronto lol or scarborough
How would one commit B&E and get away with it?
To be specific, how would I be able to spend stolen money without the government or tax collectors getting suspicious about me spending money while I have no job and am bankrupt.(hypothetical situation)
>>1213816
Say you won it gambling and then you bought a car wash.
>>1213855
Won't they check with the casino to make sure my story checks out?
Also why the car wash bit? laundering?
If so, why the need for laundering if I said the money came from gambling?
