Describe times you did something to ostentatiously flaunted you wealth. We all have at least once.
>be me
>out clubbing with some friends
>made a highly successful options trade earlier that day
>extremely drunk
>Rack City by Tyga starts playing
>looking at brokerage account on phone
>decide to walk around club showing brokerage account balance to people while pointing at it to the beat of the song
I told people to suck my dick for $1 each.
>>1196843
My God are you a faggot
>decide to walk around club showing brokerage account balance to people while pointing at it to the beat of the song
There is too much autism in this one sentence for me to process. Jesus Christ, you think a bunch of merry 20 somethings knew what was even on your phone?
>pointing at it to the beat of the song
Literally like so just can't even right now
>>1196843
If it's true, you are more autistic than people who write sonic fan fiction, if it's a lie you shouldn't lie on international neet board or at least said that you showed it on your local board games club pointing at beat of game master. Either way, I think Tyga is shit I prefer in a club Miike Snow - Genghis Khan (Hook N Sling Remix)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nKWB-t0pyJ0&nohtml5=False
>>1196843
What was the balance? You sound like a faggot but if it or the gain was high enough I'll give you a pass.
>>1196858
that's nice, good job anon. Still pointing it to strangers is bit autistic
>on tindr date with girl
>restaurant in NYC
>she notices $120 cup of tea on the menu
>ask her if she wants to try it
>she says no
>order one for myself
>don't even like tea
>didn't get a second date :(
She wrote a blog about it which is kinda cool I guess.
>>1196874
Lol what dif the blog say? Was she impressed?
>>1196874
Martin?
I was at a restaurant once and overheard a waitress talking about how her guy walked out on her with a baby on the way.
$100 tip on a $20 lunch. That's as ostentatious as I get.
>>1196938
>subsidizing deadbeat dads
Get a load of this cuck.
>>1196874
> not asking for the tea with a bunch of cream and sugar and ordering $300 steak and drenching it in ketchup
it's like you don't want to be drowning in poon
>>1196938
lol you cuck
>>1196938
hey bernie.
>>1196843
You're a faggot.
Never flaunted apart from buying a round of shots for literally everyone in a bar I was drinking at and tipping my favorite server at one place $100.
Went to buy a box spring once dressed like a bum, though.
>Go in
>"Can I help you?"
>Rep obviously didn't want to take me as her up
>Wearing old jeans and a lifting hoodie
>"Yeah; I'm looking for a split king box spring"
>Go back towards beds and frames
>I'm in the process of furnishing my new apartment
>"The absolute cheapest one we have is $80 per."
>Look of, "Are you sure you can afford that?" on her face
>"Yeah, that works."
>"You understand you're buying two, right? It's $160."
>Pause to act like I'm thinking
>"Yeah. I'm okay with that."
>As she's writing it up pull out my phone and look at it on counter
>Widget on my one home screen always shows checking balance
>She asks for a card
>Pull up balance: $18,000
>She sees it and is visibly upset with herself
>Had mentioned to friend I was with that I still needed a ton if furniture
>She easily lost $5,000 in sales volume
I didn't feel that bad as I've learned the same lesson the same way as a sales rep. Pre-judging clients is fucking retarded.
>>1197141
Used to know a guy who worked at a Maserati dealership. He said you'd be surprised at the number of people who pull up in some old beater dressed like hobos, pay cash for one, then arrange for someone else to pick it up later.
Apparently it's true, I went to one just looking around for fun in old street clothes and got treated better than at Mercedes, where no one even looked at me.
Went to buy a BMW 7. dressed in jeans and polo.
Get told BMW not for everyone.
Say ok. Walk across street and buy a jag that. Come back tell the guy thanks for the advice.
>>1196843
what was your trade bruh
>>1196938
I dig it. I was a waiter once.
For me the most I've done is buying everyone in the bar drinks. You get a thrill for a few bucks.
>>1197157
The maintenance on BMW is awful anyway.
Porsche is the best luxury brand IMO.
>>1196949
>implying it's only up to the dad whether or not to keep a kid
You know women are capable of making decisions, right? Fucking misogynist.
>>1197465
nice try nut you gonna need a bigger bait .
>>1196938
>be raised by single mom
>faggots like this guy enabled my parents poor life choices
Hope you get curb stomped for your wallet. That will teach you.
>>1196850
>>1196843
>hey gurl, check out my portfolio
>damn anon...
I laughed at the thought of him actually doing that, but he was intoxicated so...we do dumb shit.
>>1197127
The difference between Bernie and this guy is that this guy at least uses his own money. I'm alright with ANYONE who wants to go be a cuck with their own money.
>decide to walk around club showing brokerage account balance to people while pointing at it to the beat of the song
this is so hilariously stupid I don't believe someone could lie about doing that
kudos
>>1197527
2 true senpai, my parents are doing the same to my neighbor its literally the most fucked up situation.
>dad loses job in construction
>becomes assistant manager at pizza hut
>mom starts working there
>son does too
>both of their kids crash their cars
>cars were loaned so they have to pay them off plus skyrocketing insurance for 2 teen boys who totaled
>can barely afford to eat and their whole family is working at pizza hut and my parents always drop them cash
>their whole relationship is based on insecurity and enabling
>>1197141
Reminds me of when I was in middle school and I tipped a waiter $20 because my mom gave me the cash anyway and I was trying to impress some girls. The waiter chased me down as I was leaving and thanked me and said he was a new waiter and kept always getting given kids tables when they come in and they never tip.
The girls still weren't impressed though, because I was pretty weird.
>>1196874
link blog faggot
>>1196938
She lied. It's a piti-ploy to get people to tip more.
i bought my poor med fag bestfriend about $300 worth of stuff at a Strip club because I wanted him to enjoy himself. I missed him so much and love home like a brother. I don't buy big shit just little stuff often for the people I like.
>>1197141
Uh, in what country does your card balance get shown on any screen for a retail purchase?
>>1196843
>Out eating with friends
>We order food and everything
>They ask if we want anything to drink
>Everyone orders beer
>Ask if water is free
>It isn't
>Say I don't want anything to drink
>Everyone of these motherfuckers know I have more money than them already
My friend bought a great-ass computer and then he lost most of his savings in an unrelated accident.
I bought him the deluxe edition of DSIII and told him to enjoy his fantasy world.
>>1198282
Water is free. It's the law.
Had a gambling problem in my early 20s. Started playing Baccarat and was always impressed by the asian dudes and bitches that would by in for 1k in all 20's.
I was only working at Wendys at the time while going to college so I saved up my pay checks for 3 months and bought in with 2k at a table, all in 20s. It took them like 10 minutes to count it and I looked like a fucking boss.
Lost the 2k at the table though.
>>1198242
Balance was shown on my phone. Made sure she could see it.
>>1198320
Lol, this girl should put a bullet in her head. What a fucking cunt.
>>1198328
She didn't do anything glaringly wrong. I actually respect that she didn't immediately begin sucking his dick.
>order drinks for me and friends
>"that'll be 8.90"
>pay with a tenner and say "make it 9"
>>1198330
She took jabs at him throughout the whole article. Calling him small, implying he's timid and not a man. Saying a millionaire shouldn't spend $120 on tea and give it to a homeless shelter? That's why he has millions and she had to write this article for a couple hundred bucks.
Women like this are destroying the country and are so out of touch with reality it is physically painful. Trump needs to round them up into gas chambers.
>>1198334
>be drunk
>buy a drink
>that's 2€
>pay with a 20€ bill
>don't want any coins back
>"make it 5"
>realize I just tipped 3€ on a 2€ drink
>mfw
>>1198343
Well it's not that bad if you give a big tip once or twice a night in lieu of a little one with every order.
>Went on a date with a girl I met at a music concert.
>Go to a cocktail bar.
>Get drunk with her.
>Buy her a $20 cocktail. Not bad I guess.
>Buy myself an old fashioned... with a $100 whiskey double.
>Beautiful taste.
>Fucked her that evening, later on she said splashing cash turned her on.
>Dumped her the next day to protect my net worth.
>been drinking with friends
>get hungry go out at 2 am to a diner
>everyone orders toast
>waitress brings whole loaf of buttered toast slices
> get billed for $10
>everyone tips
> waitress gets like $70 tip
At least we got a good story out of that one, and the people at the diner treated us well
>>1198352
Good decision, anon
>>1198340
She was pretty even keeled and fair. None of what she said was derogatory. Fuck. She's just writing her internship monologue. Martin is a small dude in terms of height, and her picture of him prior to meeting was colored by the media. Calm your ass down, anon.
>>1198370
Thanks, anon.
Had a gold-digger attached to me for ages. Only realized something was up when I looked at my finances and wondered why I'd gotten steadily poorer over those three years despite promotions and good investment dividends.
>Never spend more on a bitch than you do on yourself or your investments/business.
>>1196843
>be me
>out clubbing with some friends
>shorted GBP/USD earlier for made 2 pips on forex
>Rack City by Tyga starts playing
>looking at brokerage account on phone
>decide to walk around club showing brokerage account balance to people while pointing at it to the beat of the song
>>1196954
pssht
ah man by buddy did this.
>Fucking 1 Michelin star restaurant
> white table clothes
> full silverware arrangement
> full french style staff
> foie gras stuffed shortrib sirloin burger w black truffles.
> Can I have ketchup.
> Mfw he asked
> Waiter's like No we do not have ketchup
> Forever uncultured swinebro.
>>1196843
do you got the tism?
>old neighbour is rich, like 80mil
>his wife dresses like a bag lady, she's like 60
>decides she wants an S-class
>goes to store and has to hunt down a salesman
>he kicks her out
>she goes to the next Mercedes store and got treated well
>tells salesman she will have every extra they can come up with
>IF they send the other dealership, addressed to that one guy, a copy of the sale and a reminder none of her friends will be buying shit from him until hell freezes over
>it was like a 300gran car in the end
its been like 3 years and she still tells people not too buy from that dealer.
>>1198320
>>1196874
Fucking Skrehli You NEVER order the most expensive thing on the menu. MiddleSchool move bro. Cash don't impress girls. You don't need to prove it twice you're already in the news for being a biz bro
Can you imagine rolling up w/ driver. Just in case you don't know I'm rich here have some more proof.
Like take a moment, most people have never had money to blow like that. This bitch still hasn't processed that it was literally nothing to skrells. but to her it was sensless waste.
any way she's a poorfag whore fuck her.
Except her price isn't direct admission its through her friends and her "causes"
>>1198384
>It took me 3 years to realize a girl was gold-digging me
wew lad
In 2012 I had custom cowboy boots made even though I'm not a cowboy. They're still sitting in my closet lel
>>1196843
probably the gayest thing ive ever heard
even gayer knowing you probably think back to this and think it was awesome
I'd of said "I remember my first option trade" maybe some day you can sit at the big kids table if you quit being a faggot.
I bet you don't even lift.
>>1197157
i was dress like a fuccboi in nike techfleece, roshe runs and 6 color arcteryx shell when i bought my lexus. Dealer in let me fuck around in the Ferrari Cali while we waited for financing.
I dont do anything out of the ordinary to flaunt my wealth, persay. But every now and then I do put on a quizzical look and point to my face and say, "my face when."
I have a black Mastercard & I use it whenever I can to gauge people's reactions. Most people don't care. I love the card though because the points give me free groceries.
Sorta slummed it on a first date with a chick. Didn't want her to think I was made of money so I took my beater car and we went bowling then got a pizza. She acted bored as fuck through it all. I never called her back, she didn't call me.
Saw her out at the bar pulling up in my fun car a couple weeks later, she came up and asked me to buy her a drink when I went to get a round for the guys. I stared her down, ordered my drinks, paid in cash (made a big show of counting out the twenties, the round would have cost at least $60), then walked away, without saying a word.
Super glad I've always owned two cars; made it easier to weed out the gold diggers when I was single.
>>1199514
>saw you pull up
>in your car
>from inside a crowded bar
>through a bunch of people
>and a wall
Yeah, no. Vehicles have zero bearing on your bar game
>>1199514
I have two cars too, a beat to shit accord that Ive had since highschool but still drive to work and recently bought a twin turbo 300zx. Not exactly luxury but its my dream car and looks 100x better than my honda.
I have/had this huge crush on a coworker, one night I gave her a ride home. Few days later I actually worked up the courage to ask her out and she straight up told me she woudnt date me because I couldnt afford to, citing my car. Needless to say i was crushed... Fast forward, I went into work in my 300zx to pick up something, and she saw it and had a complete change of heart, asked if I wanted to go out later.
Told her ok, then never showed to pick her up. Dumb cunt.
>>1199561
You get a gold star
>couple years ago
>be 19
>borrow dads shiny brand new lifted f250 truck and take it to a party
>dem bitches see me pull up
>get laid that night in the the truck
literally the only reason I scored was because of the truck
>>1196874
fucking shkreli i knew you go on biz
i watch your streams almost everyday
thanks for the finance lessons
>be 21
>family friend has ferrari maranello
>ask me if I can drive it 200miles for service and back
>drive to gas station
>people see me 21yo come out of a ferrari
>theirfaceswhen
>go to casino
>put 50 on roulette
>it hits +1750
>leave go downtown to party
>him begging on street
>give him a 50
I know he spent it all on drugs and I probably shouldn't have enabled him. It felt good tho to see the happiness in his crackhead face
>>1199630
I know,,
when I was 18 and having a summer job, sometimes I had to get more gas to companys cars.
The look on the peoples face when you are 18, driving a 600k car and blasting some shitty music
>16 years old
>mom owns an accounting business
> around tax time (jan-april) drive her lexus to the bank a few times a week to make a deposit of about 5K each deposit also some cash cause she rents out a couple houses
>kid from school usually working in the drive through
>shake my head at him as i drive away and rev the engine
>also my gfs reaction who grew up in el salvador her family too poor to even buy electricity visits the 5bdr house that i grew up in that only my mom lives in now cause my dad died
>not even my wealth though im still a poor faggot until i get a better job.
>>1199561
>>>1199514
>I have two cars too, a beat to shit accord that Ive had since highschool but still drive to work and recently bought a twin turbo 300zx. Not exactly luxury but its my dream car and looks 100x better than my honda.
>I have/had this huge crush on a coworker, one night I gave her a ride home. Few days later I actually worked up the courage to ask her out and she straight up told me she woudnt date me because I couldnt afford to, citing my car. Needless to say i was crushed... Fast forward, I went into work in my 300zx to pick up something, and she saw it and had a complete change of heart, asked if I wanted to go out later.
>Told her ok, then never showed to pick her up. Dumb cunt.
"I could kiss you, gah damn stunnah."
In Holland we have a huge holiday where we celebrate the ascenscion of our Queen/king to the throne. Its always busy as fuck and the streets and bars are filled to the brim with people. I was with friends once when we wanted to buy drinks. You literally had to wade your way through a line of dozens of people to order. It would take ages just to get one drink.
So we decided to buy 40 beers in one order. The look on the face of the barman when I gave him my order was priceless. He realized I was for real when i gave him two 50 euro bills.
Even better was the look of envy of the crowd as we formed a que just to get our drinks to our group. It was awesome.
>>1199531
Bar has floor to ceiling glass facing the street (one of those trendy places that you go into in hopes that other people see you). I dropped my friends off out front then went and parked.
Who knows maybe she didn't see me. Don't know what else would have changed her mind about chatting me up tho.
Maybe she was just angling for a free drink, but it's not like I was the only one splashing cash in that place.
>>1196843
thanks for the cringe, faggot
>>1199514
Man, I bet you looked like a baller counting out those 3 20's
>Be at casino
>playing Caribbean stud
>bunch of old people and asians at the table
>im the youngest
>three hands in and im loosing
>asians looking down on me
>old people making smart ass comments about "know when to fold them m8" and I should learn the rules
>snickering at me etc
>5th and final hand I decided..
>Muther fucken straight flush pays 50 to 1, win $18,000.00
>cool and calm as fuck like I win that all the time, just smile and stare at the table while the pit bosses sort everything out
>get a few k in chips like im gonna tip the players
>put in pocket and leave
MFW I was there for like 20 mins
>>1198352
>>1197941
>>1197157
>>1197141
>>1196938
>>1196874
>>1196843
>>1199514
>>1199944
What is your source of wealth, how much u make a year and what would you recommend a 19 y old from Norway going into computer sci should do for the next years
Preferred if you tag my post and your original post ^^
i'm asking because i'm genially curious and i want some input
>>1198320
God damn, that writer is a cringey fucking liberal bitch.
>>1199944
>tip the players
you have to tip the losing players when you win big at the casino now? fuck that commie bs
>>1198320
Well done, OP. I really want to believe Shkreli actually hangs out here and is responsible for all the Martin Shkreli fan threads.
>>1196843
Don't listen to the haters op. Alpha as fuck bro.
>>1200918
I was wondering about this too
