What do you give your stupid rich father for birthday when he already has everything?
Whisky?
A whore. Straight up.
>>1180828
He's into men, tho.
And already married.
>>1180831
Then a male whore. He'll appreciate it because, although he can afford it, he's risk averse and wouldn't do it himself.
>>1180827
Maybe some bonding experience? Something he wouldn't buy for himself.
>>1180827
I have never bought my parents a present in the last ~10 years. Kek.
>>1180827
a hug and "thanks, dad. you're alright."