Fucking lost half my bank account at the casino a few hours ago. I was playing poker and just suckout after suckout. Eventually I have top pair top kicker and an asshole flops 2 pairs and we stack off and after seeing his cards, I just sit there. I'm full of anger and frustration and I walk out and want to punch something.
Now how the fuck am I supposed to win 1 grand back before tomorrow? Only got 1 grand left in my bank. I feel so hopelessly lost. Help me.
Get a job
I have a job but it pays minimum wage. I need that 1k back tonight.
Don't gamble it if you can't afford to lose it. Hope you starve idiot
>>1175539
Suck a thousand dick for a dolla ea.
>>1175537
>gambling away half your liquid assets
You're a smart cookie, no?
I'm a good poker player and I normally win. I just got extremely unlucky today and it's so incredibly frustrating.
>>1175537
kelly critereon
learn to bankroll management
>>1175548
if you're playing half your fucking net worth, you're not a good player.
>i normally win
If you did, you'd have money to show for it. You can make 10k a month playing fucking 200nl part time.
How am I supposed to have bankroll management when the lowest blinds are $1/$2 ? And plus I feel that I am better than most $2/$4 players and it would be a waste of time for me playing anything below 2/4
And I didn't fucking think okay??? I saw people on the 2/4 table with 2k stacks and I wanted to be like them and I just kept losing and having to buy back in.
I think I should play roulette to try to get my 1k back... or should I give 5/10 a shot with my last 1k?
>>1175557
>chasing losses by pouring /MORE/ money into a negative EV game
I would tell you to neck yourself but a part of me thinks it's already inevitable.
suck 1000 dicks for $1 each
suck 1 dick for $1000
take $1000, put it on black
>>1175537
try r9k
You don't know what I'm feeling right now... I can't sleep. I need this money back before I can sleep. I'm just so angry and frustrated and ughhhh
A friend invited me out but I told him I'm busy tonight. I need alone time.
>>1175537
>gambling with money you cant afford to lose
I'd tell you to kill yourself, but I rely on people like you for my income.
>>1175537
>HALF MY FUCKING ACCOUNT MY LIFE IS OVER
>$1,000
Literally, kill yourself.
I'm not sucking any dicks. Fuck off. Besides, guys only want their dicks sucked by women.
Don't gamble your last 1k... You might have to stick it out and save again.. Good luck...
>>1175577
If troll, good troll 6.5/10 made me rage.
If real, kys, gambling is not a job, it's a game and an addiction. You clearly aren't cut out for a professional poker carreer, and you'll just end up gambling your own, friends and family's money away. Again, kys
>>1175556
this post is now a meme
>>1175537
poker players always get salty whenever the statistics work against them.
1k aint shit bud. Let it go. Stop playing games of chance. At least step it up to sports betting or something, where outcomes are better known.
>>1175597
>poker
>game of chance
>not a game of skill
>sports better
>outcomes better known
Second post to become a meme.
>>1175537
>Win $1k before tomorrow
You're not. Maybe if you find a 9/6 Jacks or Better videopoker machine that lets you play a shitload of hands, and then play not only a shitload, but a bunch of shitloads of hands, you might be able to make it back. Very unlikely though. Good luck. Consider bringing less of your income next time.
For the future, learn to count cards: http://www.wikihow.com/Win-at-Blackjack
>>1175537
stop gambling if you can't afford to loose all your money you gamble with - it's the same thing with shares at the stock exchange, which is also a huge gamble
Be glad you only lost $1,000. My dad lost our house in a game of poker once, and I've heard of even worse. Just stop gambling.
I have one word for you my friend, ethereum. It's a crypto currency that hasn't gone mainstream yet, but you can invest in it now. Why I've already made 2k off it in a week.
>>1175577
Take out the 1k, buy hookers and blow. You will feel better by tomorrow.
>>1175537
>$1000
>>1175610
Gambling is fin as long you aren't a retard like OP and your Dad.
>>1175542
>Don't gamble it if you can't afford to lose it
Best advice in the thread and OP ignores it. Why am I not surprised.
>>1175643
As long as you realize it's a game and you'll lose in the end in games of chance and you're playing against better players usually in games of "skill". I spend $20 on video games which give me 20 hours of entertainment. OP spent $1000 for the opportunity to give the casino money and now feels like shit about himself. If you spend small amounts and avoid addiction, I agree, but that's unlikely.
>he doesn't make mad gains on Mega Moolah every night
Nigga I'm always spinning
I'm going to lose one day, but that day is not today.
Gimme those fucking witch doctors and give me my fucking feature, oh yeah, baby
>>1175537
>2k in bank account
OP, I'm going to tell you how I made 2k in a casino over a weekend.
I played strictly roulette. I made 5 bets on 6 squares. This means I have a 30/38 percent chance of winning. And when I do, I win the money back plus 20%. Start with 25$ put 5 5$ bets and reinvest your winnings. 3 wins in a row (about a 50% chance) will turn the 25$ into 50$. I usually stop when my 25 turns into 100$. Then I start over at 25. It's a slow way to make money but it's relatively safe. I actually was up 3k but blew 1k of my winnings in blackjack when I was drunk.
>>1175574
This.
I came to laugh at you OP; kill yourself.
>>1175537
I've never had a job and have 2K sitting in the bank right now. I get tuition paid by grants & scholarships and being an RA pays by housing & dining expenses.
The extra grant money is reserved for books/travel which I just download so I use it to buy w/e I want (get ~2.5K/year).
>>1175607
>For the future, learn to count cards:
lazy casinos these days use at least 4 decks and careful ones use up to 8.l, counting is useless these days. not to mention when they catch you counting, which they will, they'll seize your winnings (legally) and ban and blacklist you.
>stacking off with tptk
TOP KEK
>>1175548
>good
>stacking off tptk
choose one
>>1175537
>$2000 net worth
>betting $1000
nigger what the fuck are you doing
>>1175537
This is bait right? Like why is he posting about gambling on /biz/?
I lost $5700 about 4months ago in one night.
I suggest from now on the mindset you have is to be pessimistic.
Think every cent you take to the casino is already lost, its gone forever, that way if you only lose $500 out of $1000, you walked out with 500 more than you anticipated, this will help you to cut loses I feel and to manage losing better.
I never get angry, if anything I get disappointed in myself for losing or allowing myself to lose like that.
>>1175537
Bait desu. Any poker player worth his salt has a very good idea of money management- making losses like this impossible.
>>1175548
>I'm a good poker player
No. Refer to your own post.
Don't be delusional.
Stop gambling.
Seek help.
>>1175537
>Top pair top kicker facing flopped two pairs.
Top pair top kicker might often be a good hand, but if you managed to lose a lot of money with that holding you're a fucking donkey. I know a way for you to make 3x your 1000$ by tomorrow, play HU against me online, I'm super fishy.
>>1175537
PUT IT ALL ON BLACK
>>1175537
Who in their right mind sits down with 50% of their savings at a table?
Bankroll lesson 1: Never gamble away your savings, always set up a smaller cash fund and only sit down with ~10% of it at max.
you fucked up.
Go to roulets. Put all on red. Never come back.
>>1175542
Fantastic advice!
>>1175537
>Fucking lost half my bank account at the casino a few hours ago.
>Only got 1 grand left in my bank.
hahahahahaha faggot!
haha wow i thought i was retarted losing 100 bucks in blackjack one night
just dont go back and accept casinos are for richboys, poorfag......its not for you
>gambling
>ever
>when you need money the next day
I think an eviction is right where you belong.
>>1175643
Gambling is fine as long as you are completely retarded.
try reading through this.
https://www.khanacademy.org/math/probability
>>1175842
5 bets on 6 squares?
>>1176457
yes, gives you 30/38 chance of winning your money + 20%
>>1175537
>stacking off with TPTK
Idiot megafish detected.
>>1176655
there is a good reasoning behind having stacked off tptk in your range
if you only stack off with a set or better, you're hardly gonna get paid off. you'll essentially be mining coolers
>>1175537
don't give up, OP. it's your turn to win.
>people telling OP to kill himself
Come on guys. The economy needs people who hemorrhage money to function.
lmao.
I walked into this thread thinking OP had lost big or something.
>lost half my savings!
>all I have is 1k left
holy shit OP why are you gambling when your LIFE SAVINGS is two thousand fucking dollars. this is why the poor stay poor.
enjoy your poverty.
Maybe you shouldn't be a donk and call his all in with just top pair.
>>1176663
In a loose aggressive game I'd agree with you, but considering that OP is playing low stakes, likely on tilt from previous suckouts, and also playing with a shitty bankroll his play was likely not thought out.
>>1175544
that's dumb. he can't suck one thousand dicks, that's physically impossible.
he should cut down his workload and suck one hundred dicks for ten dollars each.
>>1175911
This is the real issue tbqfh famiglia
Ya'll are retarded.
You are literally designed to lose.
If you do win, you're just winning back a portion of what you have already lost.
Therefore, you never really win anything.
That is the true red pill, stop being retarded
>>1175548
>I'm a good poker player
>going all in with top pair
Huehuehuehue
lol i work as a poker dealer at crown whilst studying, and those players on 2/4, 5/5 and plo are serious players, like legit skill, but they are also losers who play every single day against each other, and you think your mister kingfish sitting down on there table.
stick to 1/3
never play 1/2 as house commission(10%) goes up 20$ a pot vs 15, meaning you win less.
and when i say legit skill, i actually mean they have lots of money
>>1175537
This must be bait...
Don't play poker unless you are actually good
Don't gamble if you are not lucky
>Don't gamble if your economy can't take it
>>1177068
>designed to lose in poker
The memeposting is real.
>>1176654
And it gives you a 6/38 chance to lose all your money.
The house always has an edge of 5.26% in roulette on multiple bets, that method is no exception.
>>1175951
OP, according to this you've made out lucky. You've basically earned $1000!! Now you can go back into the casino, and earn back your $1000!
>>1175569
Lol fucking loser
>>1175537
It's your own fucking fault, dumbass.
>>1175569
take it to 2+2 asshole.
As for poker advice. I started a 1/2 challenge with 1k and lost 400 my first session. Added on another 500 and I've just broken over even after 20 hours of play
1. Table select, look for an older average age.
2. Be a nit. Until your rolled for like 20 Buy Ins its gonna be boring, don't try to bluff, dont try to make any plays. This is the consequence for not being rolled properly.
3. In general if the money matters to you so much, you don't make the correct play, this is the biggest problem.
4. Reccomend you lick your wounds and go study more. 2+2 is a good resource.
>>1178091
>2+2
I got ip banned for saying that it's racist to want to kill white people.
On a fucking poker forum.
>>1178137
Yeah believe it or not that pol groupthink doesn't actually fly outside of certain cloistered environments like.. /pol/. I know it's hard to believe that everyone doesn't think that way, but we don't.
>>1178137
My favorite is "black people cant be racist"
you go to the roulette table.
>tfw down 2k at baccarat this week alone
What do I do?
>>1175548
lol no your fucking not if you only have 2k liquidity and your playing with a 1k start stack
>>1178142
>wanting to kill white people isn't racist
Nice job defending racism.
>>1175537
1K is nothing. I used to spend 2/3K per weekend on coke and heroin.
>play last night
>hit a set
>donkbet
>brick turn
>shove
>get snap called
>river hits the dudes runner runner gutshot
>pocket WE WUZ
>squeeze 15x pre
>shove flop
>snap called
>dude hits a runner runner flush (k4)
>raise 86o utg
>flop a boat
>shove
>snap called
>dude had two overs
>runner runners the fucking bigger boat
>raise k9s pre otb
>flop comes flush draw with a pair
>bet out
>get shoved on
>can't fold for the price
>im ahead, the guy only has ace high (the ace is suited with the flop)
>runner runner fucking flush
>this all happened in 30 hands
>>1179110
Do you always meme this hard
>>1179110
Seems like you were at a pretty loose table. Tighten up a bit and don't bet/shove as much to limit the pot size which will also even out the variation. Sometimes when playing with amateurs its better to let them act first. The hand where you hit a boat on the flop would be pretty hard to get away from though. Just another reason to try to stay away from hands like 86 off unless you feel like you can make a move which is rare on loose tables.
Feels good to be a winner
I won 6k this day playing blackjack. Not bad for a 24yo
>>1179118
>he doesn't greentext
>>1179125
I have a standard deviation of .5 for my play. One shouldn't really tighten up on a loose table because you can play roughly 2/3s the size of the opponents range profitably. They should only tighten up if they are a weak player.
Polarizing my range with 1-1 value/bluff combos, especially utg where I'm tightest, helps me get paid off more from that position when I do have strong hands. Most people don't utilize RNG's in their strategies, nor even know about static and mixed strategies. So, they end up thinking I play more combos than I actually do, mistakenly widening their ranges too wide against me.
>>1179143
>>1179146
>i buy chips off the internet and take pictures of them in my house and act like I'm actually Baller Boss-Hogarino
>>1179155
Right right..
>>1179146
Tell others how to make 6k a day playing blackjack or fuck off this forum.
>>1179167
I don't make it "a day." It's called betting big and getting lucky
>>1179171
But how much did you lose?
>>1179192
The most I've lost in a night is like 1700..since I've won 10k I've stopped going. But I'll probably go back one day.
I think being a professional poker player would be fun as hell, but unsatisfying. It's a zero sum game, all you're doing is taking money from schmucks. It would be like running a multi million dollar mega church, or selling homeopathy. It doesn't create value.
>>1179247
Thats a morbid way of looking at it. Think of it more as entertainment. Amateurs players are paying you to give them that poker experience. The value added is in the enjoyment they get out of the game.
>>1179247
relieves stress which increases productivity
creates employment
taxes are paid
>>1179250
All you're doing is mental gymnastics. It's shitty however you put it.
SB: 98 BB (VPIP: 100.00, PFR: 0.00, 3Bet Preflop: 0.00, Hands: 1)
BB: 171.8 BB (VPIP: 29.73, PFR: 8.11, 3Bet Preflop: 0.00, Hands: 37)
UTG: 174.1 BB (VPIP: 83.33, PFR: 33.33, 3Bet Preflop: 0.00, Hands: 37)
MP: 153.7 BB (VPIP: 56.76, PFR: 10.81, 3Bet Preflop: 5.56, Hands: 37)
CO: 96.5 BB (VPIP: 33.33, PFR: 0.00, 3Bet Preflop: 0.00, Hands: 3)
Hero (BTN): 100 BB
SB posts SB 0.5 BB, BB posts BB 1 BB
Pre Flop: (pot: 1.5 BB) Hero has 4h Ah
UTG calls 1 BB, MP calls 1 BB, CO calls 1 BB, Hero calls 1 BB, SB calls 0.5 BB, BB checks
Flop : (6 BB, 6 players) As 7d 8h
SB checks, BB checks, UTG checks, MP checks, CO checks, Hero checks
Turn : (6 BB, 6 players) Jh
SB bets 6 BB, fold, UTG calls 6 BB, fold, CO calls 6 BB, Hero raises to 20.5 BB, fold, UTG calls 14.5 BB, CO calls 14.5 BB
River : (73.5 BB, 3 players) 9h
UTG checks, CO checks, Hero bets 78.5 BB and is all-in, UTG raises to 152.6 BB and is all-in, CO calls 75 BB and is all-in
UTG shows 8s Th (Straight, Jack High)
Main Pot [298.5 BB]: (Pre 43%, Flop 13%, Turn 12%)
Side Pot [7 BB]: (Pre 46%, Flop 23%, Turn 19%)
Hero shows 4h Ah (Flush, Ace High)
Main Pot [298.5 BB]: (Pre 25%, Flop 7%, Turn 20%)
Side Pot [7 BB]: (Pre 54%, Flop 77%, Turn 81%)
CO shows Ad 7h (Two Pair, Aces and Sevens)
Main Pot [298.5 BB]: (Pre 32%, Flop 81%, Turn 68%)
Hero wins 281.9 BB
Hero wins 6.7 BB
>HIS NET WORTH WAS TWO THOUSAND DOLLARS
HAHAHAHA POORS LMAO
>>1179597
Terrible play for the a7. He should have raised preflop (if hes going to play ace rag might as well). Then he could have bet the flop hard and pushed on the turn. Thats not to say that the other 2 donkeys wouldnt have called but at least he would have took down a good pot if they folded and been ahead if they called. He pretty much let them both catch hands. Also, who calls an AI with a str8 when there is a flush on the board?
Sell your house /b/tard
