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Ok /biz/,
Basically I live in Eastern Europe where the majority of people are uneducated and stupid as fuck. I need some good Fraud/Ponzi Scheme ideas I could pull off. Got around $5000 starting capital
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>>1168490
Wypierdalaj
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>>1168490
1.Become a tranny
2. Make a craigslist ad
3.sell sucking dick as an ugly single mother
4.they think you are a woman
5. EPIC PRAANK
6.???
7.Profit

That one is for free, for all subsiquent ones I charge 20 bucks with an interest rate of 5%.
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>>1168490
Start an investment fund, à la Madoff.
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>>1168490
>thinks majority of people are uneducated and stupid as fuck
>wants to run a Ponzi scheme
>Asks 4chan for advice
Dumbass
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I'll field this seriously. Start a religion. It is the best, most profitable method if you can accomplish it.
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why not just do the most obvious ponzi?

>pretend to be good at investing and show fake returns where you make 10% or more every month
>people see this and they want to invest. if they are smart they will start with a small amount maybe 1,000
>get enough people and you can use their investments as the "returns" other investors are making
>once people see you are making them money (while the money is actually just invested funds from other investors) they will want to invest more and more
>watch your empire grow

i recommend keeping this strictly online and using a fake name/address/etc. use a vpn. if you get caught you're in trouble but you knew that already.

if Bernie Madoff can do it so can you!
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Just move to a first world country. No sense scamming peasants out of their rags.
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>>1168531
nah over there the easiest shit is stealing shit and selling it on the street. the only other way is to weasel your way into the govt/law enf and take bribes. selling prayers and tarot readings and shit doesn't net you jack except in big cities.
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>>1168490
i give brilliant ideas for a fee
email for gold
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>>1169692
>i recommend keeping this strictly online and using a fake name/address/etc
How do I receive money? Isn't it hard to create a bank account with a fake identity?
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>>1168491
Kurwa, Wojciech
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>>1169692
>investing
>10% or more a month
Kek

He should aim for ~1.3-1.5x stock market performance. If he can meme away a few hundred k in BTC, he'll be slaying Thai pussy on the reg.

Anything else will send a red flag.
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>>1168531
>Start a religion
With $5000 capital? Are you serious or just doing some fedora tipping?
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>>1170773
you have to be creative, manipulative and be able to 'have faith' in the face of all adversary (mostly your own doubt) but once people are hooked it's easy
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