Worst thing you've done for money? (PROTIP: don't post your fucking crimes on 4chan)
>Me
>Opened a pub near a hospital my mother died in
>Using the inheritance money
Paid for itself in less than 3 years.
Don't see how that's bad at all. That money was yours to do what you wanted with and you had yourself a successful venture. If anything you oughta think she would've been proud of you.
>>1166265
thats a good thing
>>1166265
I mean its kind of weird that you set up the pub right next to that hospital,
unless you were doing it as a tribute to her
otherwise, nothing wrong here, you did good
For a while, I was slinging curry at this Indian restaurant to a bunch of sandfrickenamericans who supported ISIS and felt that I was an infidel. These people would throw food on the floor, complain to my ever-angry Pakistani boss, and try to ruin my life in general.
It was either that or dealing drugs with my newborn baby in the back seat of my car, still not sure which was worse. I did both in the same week anyways.
>>1166411
>dealing drugs and waiting tables for ISIS are the only two jobs in America
>>1166265
>Worst thing you've done for money
Working for Sir Lord Sheklestein the second, 40 hours a week, for a pittance, in a job I dislike.
>>1166265
Said I would go in to work, but didn't.
No one told my boss, and he clearly didn't notice, I got paid for the full day.
How is this bad?
Like as in you're providing a method for recovering alchos to fall off the wagon again?
>>1166448
Well originally there was only this swank doctor's bar miles down the road. I am /biz/ tier so I always wear a suit, otherwise I wouldn't have got in.
When my mum lay on her death bed I used to go in there during her long operations to take my mind off things, but it was all fancy tables and it wasn't relaxing at all. What I did was open a regular bar with loud music, a tele and clear signs saying "this isn't a party pub".
The reason its bad is that there is no barrier for entry and depressed drunk people can be irresponsible. But I think customers like the distraction
draw animu tiddy
I sold my young, supple body and made "the love explosion in vajeen" with many supermodels for thousands a night.
Being degraded like a piece of fantasy sex meat by countless insanely hot women is something I'm still ashamed of. But I was young and desperate for cash.
>>1166265
I work at a hospital. If there was a pub within walking distance, I would greatly enjoy that. A+ location tbch bro.
Worked for a sailing club in Ireland for years. Always ran up a huge bar tab cos it was a party Island.
Anyway, the guests kept putting the hand towel down the toilet and the boss was too late in discontinuing the stuff, so the system got blocked up.
Boss cleared my bar tab for climbing into the septic tank and clearing the blockage at the bottom of a 15ft manhole. Good times.
>>1167170
Sounds gross but oddly satisfying.
I see you "handle your shit" hahaha
>>1166265
Don't see this as bad either.
If the bar is doing well, clearly it was a decent location. Coincidence of where she died shouldn't matter.
Unless it was in the actual bar you bought, you know, from drinking too much.
Because that would be kinda fucked up.
I bought and sold Sia Coin.
Stayed with a guy I was planning to dump for an extra few months because I couldn't afford my own housing.
Tarred a roof. There were certain spots I was told not to walk on because it would cave in...to be clear, I'm 120 lbs. Lots of water damage from shitty DIY patch jobs and general neglect. Had to climb onto the roof from an attic window. Spiderwebs and rat shit and hoarder boxes of crap all in the way and all over.
Laid brick for a patio. Got plumber's crack sunburn.
Did a very niche fetish porn for a guy's personal use. You'd probably throw up if you heard the details. This was while I was living at home and in a relationship, by the way, ex never found out. The orgasms I had during it were real. I don't know how, but I managed to get myself off to that.
Best thing I've done for money: someone paid me to go grocery shopping for them. I fu/ck/ing love grocery shopping.
>>1166265
shorted crypto currency
>>1167723
Find Jesus
>>1167723
>You'd probably throw up if you heard the details
i'm sure we would, sweety
>>1167723
What a whore
>>1166265
>sold drugs
while I do not use them (except xanax and opiates but I quit), I sold a shit ton of weed my summer between freshman and sophomore year along with working a 40hour a week job making $15 an hour. I killed it that summer making money honestly. I quit because my little brother caught me unpacking a quarter pound of weed in my bed room, and my girlfriend found out and was pissed. That's about it.
>>1167763
desu no regrets. Everyone loves their drug dealer. I was making money hand over fist and sold $10 grams to my friend in a market where $15-20 grams is a "good price". I sold $30 eighths, and $70 quarters. It would be fucking hilarious when someone would say "man I need some weed" at a party, and I would go to my car truck and come back with 4 mason jars. I'm just not the drug dealer type. $80,000 Audi, always wearing collared shirts and khaki pants.
>>1166265
I worked at a jewelry store and had a deal going with a big strip joint/brothel a few blocks away. The girls would bring in drunk tourist clients and we would get them to buy big on the credit card. She would then go and pawn the ring, bracelet, whatever and I would take the commission.
married men were best. cause they had less chance of doing anything about it when they sobered up for fear of the wife finding out they were with a prostitute.
Used to go to the strip bar about once a week and hang with the girls, they would buy me beers and we would laugh about it all
>>1167777
That's pretty bad, man. How'd you find yourself doing that? Men are such pigs. Married man gets drunk, first thing he does is buy jewelry for a prostitute just to get his dick wet... Pathetic. I've never been drunk enough in my life to lose my composure that badly.
>>1167723
>4chan women
>>1167794
You should try it when you dont have to be responsible for your actions (college), its hilarious. I used to get barred the fuck out, black out, go to the local bars, and wake up the next morning with a random sorority girl and laugh my ass off and then make sure I had my phone, wallet, keys, etc.
>>1167794
well its like this. I never planned it out really. most things that happen to me just kinda happen. So really the deal I had I just fell into it. Got a job selling jewelry while I made my own work at home. Chain store crap and I was depressed as fuck selling it. Pay was lousy and commission was the only way to bump up my wage. Ended up spending most of it on booze to try forget. Got talking about it one night to a girl in a bar and the next thing you know...
The tourists were fucking her, she was fucking them, I was being fucked by my company and given the quality of the product we were selling I was technically fucking every customer I had anyway.
I figured if it wasn't me doing the dirty someone else would. and it may as well be me making some pinga ya know?
The only person making any real money was the CEO of my company and the hookers coke dealer. Best thing I ever did was leaving that job. It did teach me a thing or two about sales and business tho, and to appreciate quality products more.
>>1167816
Hey, I've never let a man get me drunk and rob me. That's just sad.
>>1167806
I don't like drunk sex. It's sloppy. Drunk adventures are great, though. Funnest time of my life, group of folk we barely knew (loose friends) all got drunk and ran around in the woods in pitch black trying to scare each other. Sounds hillbilly but shit like that is fun. Woods parties > clubs and bars. Depends on your area if people are down, though, and usually after 25 they all get too fat to enjoy the outdoors. I hear in corn states, they have similar in corn fields. That'd be neat.
>>1167851
Shitty job. What kind of person would expect to buy quality jewelry down the street from a hooker bar and a pawn shop, though. You can rest yourself it's their own fault for being dumb enough.
I'm rather impressed at that hooker's ingenuity.
>>1167851
This post reminded me of Norm too >>1167170
>>1166265
How is that bad? That's exactly how I'd want my children to spend inheritance: on a successful business venture
>>1167857
lol it was a small city. The main shopping area was right next to the club and pub area. The shop was right in the middle of both.
The hookers were high class and would probably prefer to be called dancers or escorts. lol
Our store had a good name. Shit it's an international brand but the products were and still are utter, utter garbage. made in india and china by the lowest bidder. CEO has a knighthood ffs.
>>1167170
You could've easily died, drowning and crushed by shit. Water pressure changing quickly is no joke.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AEtbFm_CjE0
>>1168002
>dat crab
>>1168002
VAPOR LOCK
>>1168002
Nah. Suffocation was likely but the inlet to the tank was the size of your first, so as soon as it was free I just hopped up the ladder.
I get what you're saying, and it went thru my mind. But someone had to do it
