I just inherited 10k.
What do?
>>1165956
Buy 10k worth of ethereum
>>1165956
buy worth of 10K of SPY puts March 2017
If the market tanks this year, you'll be loaded. If not, you'll earn it back assuming you're not a NEET.
>>1165956
2 girls at the same time.
Pay debts
Buy yourself something nice
Put the rest in the bank.
Should have clarified I want to try to invest or otherwise turn this 10k into more than 10k (somehow).
>>1165973
I dont have any debts.
>>1166017
oil stock should be rising soon
>>1165956
Max your Roth IRA for this year and spend the rest on blackjack and hookers.
>>1165956
Open 2 netspend accounts: netspend and western Union. Collect 5% interest until you decide what you want to do with the money. Let me know if you want a $20 referral link.
>>1166017
I am willing to take you on as my pupil for a small percantage of that $10,000
>>1166017
>Put money in interest earning account of your choosing
>Wait
>Wait
>Wait some more
Wow you made more money.
>>1165956
$SUNE
Oil.
Or 2 chicks at the same time.
The outcome will be pretty much the same.
>>1165956
Buy TRUMPcoin.
put it all in NETE. you will literally double your money within 6 months.
>>1166030
Too low, too slow.
I'd like to grow it over the next 5 or so years.
get your dick sucked 10,000 times
be a job creator
>>1166309
THIS
seriously, do this, OP
>>1165956
timothysykes.com!!!!! i just did it w/$500
>>1165956
I am in the exact same situation as you OP. I want to use my 10k to invest and I think oil prices are going to shoot back up because OPEC is going to most likely freeze oil production. Green energy will not be taking off anytime soon and the demand in oil only took a slight dip due to the recession. Put 5k in ENOC right now!
>>1165956
Buy four of these.
>>1166483
Second this my man
Tue/Mar29/2016 - 455PM EST.
>Bet Money
>NHL - San Jose Sharks v. Van Canucks - Canucks will WIN
>NHL - Minnesota Wild v. Chi. Black Hawks - Chicago blackhawks Will WIN
>NBA - Chicago Bulls will WIN - Thunder Will LOSE
_ogp will B bak
Take it to the casino and put it all on black. What the fuck do you expect to do with $10k? Turn it into $25k over ten years?
>>1165956
It doesn't matter what you invest into, just fucking invest it. Mutual fund or something. PRGTX is good
Market is tanking soon.
Wait for the crash and then buy Canadian banks at fire sale prices. The quarterly dividends are fucking retarded.
CIBC is up to 4.72$ per share per year and they did not falter throughout the entire 2008 crash (though obviously they were lower back then).
Idk what the tax issues might be for Americans though.
>>1167536
>did not falter through the entire 2008 crash
>stock price in CIBC went from a high of $106 per share in may 2007 to a low of $37.50 in march 2009
>>1167540
Sorry, I didn't mean the stock price, I meant the dividend.
Obviously the stock price fell, that's why I said wait to buy it at a fire sale price.
we need more info before you get any reasonab advice. Are you gainfully employed? Do you have a safety net? You invested in something before? 10k in liquid cash you might as well spend on hookers if you don't have a plan
Buy Ethereum, put in cold wallet, forget about it for 3 years.
>>1167590
Employed, no debt, reasonable savings for safety net, never invested before.
>>1165961
Maybe not. Maybe split it half half.
5k worth of ethereum. The other 5k on some blue chip that will pay dividends.
Youl'l get like $400 a year worth of free money that you can buy video games with or something. Or if you're discplined put that $400 back into dividend paying shares and make $540 next year:D.
And so on and so forth so that when you're like 50 then youl' make like a free 20-30k a year.
Counting for inflation it might be a bit less than that. Maybe 20-30k in the future will only be worth like 15-25k. But 25k a year for nothing aint bad.
ofcourse you won't enjoy it, but your kid(s) will get a free 25k every year onto their pay.
If they choose to compound that for their lives... then THEIR kids get a free few hundred thousand a year.
>>1168572
This allows your grandchildren to essentially become NEETS and not work a day in their lives.
Now before you say "but fuck that I want money for ME!"... Remmeber your grandpa was given the same option; and he said the same thing leaving you only 10k instead of hundreds of thousands of yearly pay.
invest myanmar
>>1168573
I dont want kids.
>>1165956
Lonnie deals
>>1165965
not understanding. buy 10 k worth before or after the market crashes and why?
Put 5000 in ETH
Put 1000 in gold bullion
Use remaining 5000 to purchase a popular alibaba item and private label it and sell it on amazon. Use at least 1000 or the 5k for advertising.
>>1169729
remaining 4000***
math.
>>1169729
>Put 1000 in gold bullion
Why the hell would he buy less than a single ounce of gold?
>mfw ETH shills
But 10K of BTC, thank me later.
>>1170688
but some buttcoin
>>1165956
Buy a secondhand motorcycle, and use it to win races. Reinvest half of your profits in motorcycles and live off the rest.
>>1166037
You wouldn't want any of their money if you were worth a damn at investing
>>1166017
>Tim Sykes
How common is "getting inheritance"? I've had a ton of relatives and family friends kick the bucket and no one has gotten anything - Is this an American thing?
>>1167528
Dam, bish. You suck at picking hockey winners (Both lost), but you both your hoops picks won
Holy shit who died and inherited you so little
>>1166017
use $1,500 to learn how to trade options contracts for a few months. Then put in the rest and lose all of it
>>1171126
This tbqhwyf
>>1165965
>buying puts
>time passes
>what is theta decay?
>puts worthless if market doesn't drop
th-thanks /biz/
>>1171126
Trading options and futures is a great way to get benis'd you should try cryptocurrency.
>>1165956
Go see a Financial Advisor and invest wisely in some medium risk mutual funds.
Then continue working and saving, and biding your time and after a few years blow your brains out from boredom.
>>1171098
It's really common, unless your family is poor, then you get shit
>>1165956
In THIS order:
If you have crooked teeth get braces if NO then skip to step 2 (3k)
Take trip to see Maccu Picchu, unforgettable, do the full hike, fly back to Guatamala and do jungle zip lining and hit on chicks
(7k)
Will be a lifetime memory and straight teeth help you get white girls and more respect on job interviews.
If you have 3k free then use it on penny stocks and have fun, if you are aware and talented you will probably make money at this.
>>1171277
Fuck I must just be unlucky then, how exactly does it work does the money just get sent to your bank account? What happens when someone dies usually procedure wise? I'd imagine they'd be a lot of in laws trying to out jew each other for maximum $$
it depends on you, and what you need personally.
if you were bill less.... day trading is an easy way to make money if you have the time.... i think its like a minimum of 20 grand to have like second to second trades.... you still can make money quickly by just watching yahoo finance and investing in the "rising stocks or whatever"
if you dont have the time... put it in an account that earns as much interest as possible.
