What kind of shit can I buy with PayPal that is a viable investment?
Thing is. I have a few dozen k on PayPal and want to invest it wisely. I also cannot withdraw it all at once.
I have already bought:
- Domain names
- Hosting
- Web freelancing services
- Clothes online
- Some Buttcoins
But what other investment vehicles can one purchase via PayPal? I understand that it is not possible to buy precious metals or stocks. Or maybe I am missing something?
knee pads
>>1165411
hAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHHA
Maybe some antiques to buy off eBay? I have no idea really.
>>1165409
Buy smartphone on internet and sell it
>>1165409
You could buy this blanket from me and I'd be eternally grateful.
I just want to buy a couple of selfish things.
>Visiting bf, haven't seen him in person in nearly a year
>Paying for books/tuition; I'm going to re-enroll in college and get my life sorted
Will post link if you're seriously interested and feel like throwing money at a desperate anon.
>>1165442
and where is the profit? How do I know which smartphone to buy and sell for profit?
>>1165456
I phones bro. Easy to flip, just figure out buy limit so you can guarantee your profit.
>>1165457
iPhones are very expensive to buy here. Not worth it.
>>1165466
Buy other phones, Like xiaomi or other phones
>>1165449
That is a beautiful blanket.
>>1165511
I'm blushing so hard, thank you anon! It took a while to knit but I'm happy with how it came out.
>>1165523
I'll have allergies from all the dust it accumulates.
>>1165409
what's your skype or e-mail?
>>1165409
bullion
>http://www.jmbullion.com/
They also accept bitcoin
>>1165409
>have a bank acct. attached to it
>transfer funds
>invest in whatever the fuck you want
>?????
>profit
>>1165409
why don't you have a bank account connected to your paypal?
>>1165540
F-fair enough...
>>1165549
Guys, what do you think of Magic The Gathering cards as an investment? Can be easily bought via PayPal.
>>1165554
Yeah, great, you forget the part where IRS taxes your ass to hell and back.
>>1165570
I had to google Magic The Gathering cards to find out what they are. funny
>>1165572
as opposed to getting penalized for not paying taxes?
>death and taxes are inevitable in life
>>1165597
Not if I get cryogenically frozen in Monaco.
>>1165605
>open savings acct.
>order pizza under IC wiener
>get thawed 1000 years later
>collect on interest
>>1165409
>a few dozen k on PayPal
Get that money the fuck off paypal.
>>1165572
>I am a tax evader
Yeah, no. Fuck off, pay your dues, get it into real money.
>>1165671
Been fine holding it for years.
I'm not doing anything illegal, it's payment for my work. I just don't want to pay taxes, so thought maybe I could buy stuff to "invest" in.
>>1165767
Have fun when it disappears and paypal's shitty customer support tells you to fuck off.
>>1165774
Why would I have fun in that case?
Why would they tell me to fuck off?
>>1165767
>I just don't want to pay taxes
>I'm not doing anything illegal
>Any person who willfully attempts to evade or defeat any tax imposed by this title or the payment thereof shall, in addition to other penalties provided by law, be guilty of a felony and, upon conviction thereof: Shall be imprisoned not more than 5 years.
>>1165866
Business is completely legal.
>>1165449
Are u cute
>>1165866
You don't have to pay taxes on income <$10,000 or more
>>1165886
I have like 40k, thus considering Rolexes.
>>1165409
On virwox you can charge your account with PP. Then you can exchange USD/EUR>Linden>Bitcoin. Fees are quite high though.
>>1165920
One might add that after you have verified your account you can cash in 1k per day. You could get an advcash card or something similiar to turn those bitcoins in to cash. I guess this procedure could be considered tax fraud
>>1165886
yes you do, the govt wants you to pay tax on any and all income
show evidence that you don't need to pay taxes on less than $10k
>>1165886
anything over $400 is taxable income.
just because they most likely won't get you doesn't mean you're in the clear
>>1165993
standard deductions and exemptions make any income under 10,000 taxable. However medicare and social security tax are not covered under this and you still owe that.
>>1166085
**untaxable
>>1165523
How much? I can pay in BTC.
>>1166095
>>1165523
>>1165559
>>1165449
>Feed me attention because I can knit a shitty blanket
This is why roasties should be banned
>>1166100
>mad
i just like the blanket, man.
I have a nice afghan that my girlfriend made already, it will be nice to have something a little heavier for her while i have the AC cranked all summer.
might as well spend this useless currency on something.
>>1165628
>>1166100
I agree. I hate this kind of attention whoring. Nobody gives a fuck about random crap blanket.
>>1165572
pay your share you fucking leech
>>1166992
u mad
>>1166085
Your statement is not PROOF. Link me to PROOF aka a government website that states such
